The gang hits all time highs on the pod and nothing bad is ever going to happen again. Matt may have oversold Enrique on a penny stock and now the boys are thinking of taking profits elsewhere to double down. It's one million or bust, baby!

Chicago Cubs pitcher Trevor Williams joins the pod to talk NFT discussions in the clubhouse, investing, and Chipotle.

Gabe gives birth to a tiger club description, Enrique wants Matt to become a warrior for god, and Matt pitches a penny stock.

Danny and Enrique strategize after their NBA Topshot star gets injured and his moments drop in value.

Matt pitches Enrique and Gabe three recovery plays to see if he can pick stocks better than their children. Should we double down on a busted PDD call? Should Matt actually buy GROW like Enrique asked?

Danny tries to rationalize away a variety of rule changes and glaring red flags which signal the certain doom of his NFT portfolio with Enrique. By the way, Matt writes this episode description.

The gang is BACK ON TWITTER and BACK IN THIS THING. Everything is working out other than Bill Ackman and any idea Matt has.

Beeple sells an NFT for $69 million. Danny makes Matt an offer on his CryptoKitties account. Enrique convinces Matt not to crack a slab and bribe a grader.

After surviving spacpocalypse, Matt wants Gabe and Enrique to explain what the fuck a 10 year treasury bond is and why it’s fucking him so hard. Enrique says he can’t die because he’s already dead and comes up with a strategy on the fly to get to that ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

Danny is already catching up to Matt’s portfolio by only buying NBA TopShot and other NFTs. Matt feels threatened with portfolios tied near $13,000 each at time of recording.