In 2027 immigration will be completely illegal and armed troops will roam the streets imposing a brutal military dictatorship on us all! Also we're watching Children of Men, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!

Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon!

Watch us on YouTube!

Buy some Merch!

https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers

Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at

https://upallnightmovies.com/

Siskel and Ebert Scale

Josh - Up

Brian - Up

Al - Up

Thoreau - Up

Lesbian panic and Emos and myspace oh my! We're watching Jennifer's Body, this time on Haunted Phosphorescence!

Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon!

Watch us on YouTube!

Buy some Merch!

https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers

Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at

https://upallnightmovies.com/

Siskel and Ebert Scale

Josh - Up

Brian - Up

Al - Up

Thoreau - Up

Part stoner comedy, part Lovecraftian existential horror, all awesome. We're watching Cabin in the Woods, this time on Haunted Phosphorescence!

Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon!

Watch us on YouTube!

Buy some Merch!

https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers

Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at

https://upallnightmovies.com/

Siskel and Ebert Scale

Josh - Up

Brian - Up

Al - Up

Thoreau - Up

I've looked at clouds from both sides now and I really don't know chimps at all. We're watching Jordan Peel's Nope, this time on Haunted Phosphorescence!

Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon!

Watch us on YouTube!

Buy some Merch!

https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers

Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at

https://upallnightmovies.com/

Siskel and Ebert Scale

Josh - Up

Brian - Up

Al - Up

Thoreau - Up

It's spooky season again, and we're kicking things off this year with a journey to paradise. We're watching Broken Lizard's Club Dread this time on Haunted Phosphorescence!

Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon!

Watch us on YouTube!

Buy some Merch!

https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers

Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at

https://upallnightmovies.com/

Siskel and Ebert Scale

Josh - Up

Brian - Up

Al - Up

Thoreau - Up

What if the west was just an allegory for man's suffering? We're watching mumblecore master Jim Jarmusch's classic Dead Man this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!

Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon!

Watch us on YouTube!

Buy some Merch!

https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers

Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at

https://upallnightmovies.com/

Siskel and Ebert Scale

Josh - Up

Brian - Up

Al - Up

Thoreau - Up

This is a story all about how a really terrible movie got made. We're watching Wild Wild West, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!

Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon!

Watch us on YouTube!

Buy some Merch!

https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers

Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at

https://upallnightmovies.com/

Siskel and Ebert Scale

Josh - Down

Brian - Down

Al - Up

Thoreau - Down

We're heading out west for the first episode in our Western mini series. We're watching the John Ford classic, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!

Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon!

Watch us on YouTube!

Buy some Merch!

https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers

Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at

https://upallnightmovies.com/

Siskel and Ebert Scale

Josh - Up

Brian - Up

Al - Up

Thoreau - Up

Kirk gets racist and Spock is such a Samantha. We're watching Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!

Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon!

Watch us on YouTube!

Buy some Merch!

https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers

Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at

https://upallnightmovies.com/

Siskel and Ebert Scale

Josh - Up

Brian - Up

Al - Up

Thoreau - Up

Are you there God, it's me William Shatner. He's going to take us down to Paradise City in Star Trek V: The FInal Frontier, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!

Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon!

Watch us on YouTube!

Buy some Merch!

https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers

Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at

https://upallnightmovies.com/

Siskel and Ebert Scale

Josh - Up

Brian - Up

Al - Up

Thoreau - Up