You heard Ryan's hazy, drug-fueled account of seeing Gwar and The Misfits at Harpo's on Devil's Night. Now, get the real story from someone who was there and completely sober.

In this special follow-up episode, Ryan's childhood friend Jeni joins the show to fill in the massive gaps in his memory and confirm the absolute chaos of that legendary night. As the designated driver and "babysitter" for a car full of people on LSD, Jeni provides a hilariously exhausted and clear-eyed perspective. Also joining is Ryan's son, Josh, who is hearing these stories for the very first time and questioning every life choice his father has ever made.

Get ready for even more fuckery, including:

The pre-show ritual of doing lines of coke off the TV stand and dropping liquid acid directly into their eyeballs.

Jeni's experience in the Gwar mosh pit, where her hair was permanently dyed pink by stage fluids and she was rescued by a giant man acting as her "personal bodyguard bulldozer".

The time Jeni had a casual, half-hour conversation with a member of Gwar (Slymenstra Hymen) without having any idea who she was.

The night's most charitable act: "helping" a hungry homeless man by giving him an entire bag of mushrooms instead of food.

Life back at the hotel, where Jeni slept in front of the door to prevent anyone from escaping for a "nature walk" while tripping.

A bonus story about how two-year-old Josh once delivered a flying "People's Elbow" from the top of the couch directly into Ryan's sternum.

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