What's up, Payphone People? Welcome to the tenth episode of this sporadic shitfest which I have affectionately titled Harry Hardy's Payphone Podcast. Today's instalment comes to you in the form of a twenty-minute-long ramble, in which your beloved podcast boy Harry Hardy talks to himself about a number of inconsequential things (such as the weather, how nice it is to be inside a radio studio, and milk) while he *attempts* to get a stranger to answer a ringing payphone somewhere in the country. This episode is so unpredictable and exciting. The only thing that's certain is that you'll definitely poo your pants because of how great it is. Thaaaaaaaaaaaanks!

Hey Payphone Pals/People/Posse! Welcome to episode nine of Harry Harry's Payphone Podcast: the ONLY podcast that is Harry Harry's Payphone Podcast! This is going to be the last episode for a short while, so savour it. It should be back fairly soon provided that no more arseholes blow themselves up in public areas, and when the podcast does come back it'll be at least TWENTY TIMES FUNNIER than what it has EVER been! In this episode: a man is left concerned for the wellbeing of a stranger, a karaoke night happens somewhere in Scotland, and a person called Freed (sp?) apparently exists. In short, it's just the usual bollocks you've come to expect from this podcast, but with an extended talky bit at the beginning in which your beloved podcast boy lodges his head up his own bum. Enjoy!

Hiya gang! Welcome to the eighth instalment of Harry Hardy's Payphone Podcast: as listened to by hardly anyone! In this enthralling chapter, your brave host is joined in the studio by FOUR ACTUAL GUESTS - two of whom you may recognise from other episodes of this very internet programme - and another TWO GUESTS via TELEPHONE. The wonderful Simran Takhi, Tom McManus, Jak Foster and Abbie Maher feature heavily and make the episode somewhat enjoyable, while Harry Hardy does his best to defecate nonsense into your ears. REJOICE at the lack of payphones in this podcast! SHUDDER at the prospect of someone winning five pounds! RECOIL when you hear a live rendition of the Two and a Half Men theme tune! This podcast has it all, so you might as well just listen to it really. Thanks!

Happy Anniversary, Payphone People! Welcome to Year 2 of Harry Hardy's Payphone Podcast, starring everyone's favourite podcast boy, Harry Hardy! Today, Harry presents this irregular crapfest not from a cushy radio studio, but from a country park instead. Quirky! Listen as a new feature is born right before your very ears, some nature happens LIVE on the podcast, and some drunk Glaswegians are drunk in Glasgow. Exciting! Want to know what else happens? Well, you can only find out here on Harry Hardy's Payphone Podcast!

Hiya Payphone People! Long time no speak! Welcome to episode six of the internet's premier podcast for payphone conversations - Harry Hardy's Payphone Podcast! In this offensively short instalment, everyone's favourite payphone boy does... well, very little, actually. Hear thrilling tales about sneaking back into the recording studios at MediaCityUK with an old university pass, upsetting fellow students by booking obscene amounts of studio time, and the amount of Costa Coffee outlets there are at Wetherby service station. Will someone pick up? Who knows! You're just going to have to listen.

(Originally uploaded 1st June 2016)

Hello Payphone People! Welcome to by far the worst episode of Harry Hardy's Payphone Podcast so far, presented by a person with a rapidly deteriorating voice (which sometimes makes him sound a bit like Tony Blackburn if you listen carefully). In this absolute abomination, Harry bores you by making you listen to a phone ring for three minutes, takes you on a whistle-stop tour of Manchester's most disgusting tourist attraction, and reads a long list of universities as part of joke that ultimately fails. If that hasn't convinced you to listen to this episode, there is a call featuring a very nice man towards the end of the podcast that might make you smile, so you could just skip all of the dull bits and listen to that if you'd like. It's totally up to you. Enjoy!

(Originally uploaded 22nd April 2016)

Hello and welcome to the fourth episode of the world's most payphone-heavy podcast - Harry Hardy's Payphone Podcast! In this fun-packed episode, comedian and filmmaker Ed Surname is the special guest, as Harry flounders and mispronounces approximately 100% of the words that come out of his mouth. Some of the hard-hitting issues dealt with in this episode include: the tragic loss of a pizza ranking system, the feeling of guilt caused by inconveniencing a nice lady, and whether or not it is nicer to study in Italy or Lancashire. Enjoy!

(Originally uploaded 17th April 2016)

Welcome to episode 3 of Harry Hardy's Payphone Podcast - the only podcast on the internet that has payphones in it! In this rollercoaster ride of an episode, Harry is joined in the studio by his university friend Lauren, who only seems to want to talk about the Odds Game and make fun of drunk old men from Preston. This thrilling instalment promises to tackle some of the questions you've been asking yourself for ages. Is it better to be from Manchester or Surrey? Is it shameful to drink five pints of overpriced lager and fall asleep on an overnight Megabus back home? And is that guy in Newcastle going to buy something for his tea from that Tesco down the road? Tune in to find out! (Also, follow Lauren on Twitter @LaurenMaryJ13 and follow Harry too @JHenryHardy!) Enjoy!

(Originally uploaded 1st April 2016)

In this episode of Harry Hardy's Payphone Podcast, Harry is joined in the studio with two rising stars of YouTube - Tom McManus and Max Smith from the FirstyBoyz! Issues discussed in this edition include the geographic location of Ayr compared to that of Northumberland, forgetting some people's birthdays while remembering those of others, and the disgusting state of the majority of payphones in Salford. Also, stay tuned for a nice story about being locked in a payphone as a child, which renders the entire podcast into some sort of weird, depressing therapy session. Enjoy!

(Originally uploaded 12th March 2016)

Welcome to the first episode of Harry Hardy's Payphone Podcast! In this episode, Harry tries his best (and fails) to describe what this podcast is supposed to be, American accents are confused with Scottish ones, and a man goes to meet a friend at a train station. Enjoy!