Charles and Laura, clad in micro-minis (rumoured to be the very same one Nicole Kidman wore) and branded satin ballet slippers, painstakingly examine fw22 fashion week so that you don’t have to!

They talk forever refugees, the hypernormalisation of the aestheticisation of war, violence, the UN, and garbage bags, how-to, and how not to make jokes in fashion, annoying gay men with no taste, learning object permanence through micro mini skirts, and boys invading girls spaces. Balenciaga, Loewe, Miu Miu, oh my!

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