Noah and Alyssa discuss Noah's recent dental problems, how Noah is gross and not stylish, then they talk about how Alyssa told Noah all of the contents of PEOPLE magazine during the Knicks game they attended. After that they get into a deep discussion about how they are trying to train their toddler into staying in bed overnight. Noah discusses how he unsuccessfully tried to be scary dad. Alyssa discusses the terror of the threat of being woken up during the middle of the night and talking to "real ones" parents who "get it" and how Henry will not stay in his toddler bed! Next they discuss being kicked in the nuts, how Noah has CTE, what really annoys Alyssa, how they need to keep drinking, what they did during Cov*d, their terrible furniture, Noah's dream of owning a minivan, Noah's beef with car salesman, and the weird stuff that Noah is served on Insta!!