It is good to be here

Noah tells Alyssa the true meaning of Wutang after watching a Wutang Clan documentary, then Alyssa and Noa discuss the harrowing experience of trying to get into a bar to watch the Knicks Championship run. Alyssa and Noah discuss the special Knicks team and what it was like being in the streets directly following the championship win

Noah and Alyssa have an in depth conversation about Knicks Mania, the Knicks comeback from down 29 points at halftime, Victor Wembanyama and then transition seamlessly into a conversation about West, Amanda, Kyle and all the usual suspects on Bravo's Summer House reunion part 2

Noah starts the show talking about getting a car inspection in the hood... Next he and Alyssa discuss going to see The Devil Wears Prada 2. Then they talk about their recent trip to the Rogue Island Comedy Festival and whether or not comedians should bring notes on stage. finally they end with Alyssa's pet peeves and things she disapproves of in the new segment the Alyssa Wolff Low Sweep.

Nov 16th pod

Noah and Alyssa talk about the swifter lady

Noah talks mid life crises

"Almost 40"

Alyssa and Noah discuss physical therapy scams

Noah tells a story about air alert 2 jumping program and "guaranteed plans"

Noah discusses online dating

Noah tells a story about listening to young people in the west village

Noah tells a story about meeting a baby

Noah discusses long lines for dumb instagram places

Alyssa tells story of block chain and seeing ben.stiller

Alyssa discusses dumb Amazon brands

Noah discusses how chat got won't let you commit fraud

Noah's BIG CALL about AI

Noah and Alyssa discuss their Rye show where Noah was called a loser

Alyss and Noah discuss the Brian Cashman story from the NY state hall of fame

Alyss and Noah discuss Jim Kaat's amazing MLB career and great story from NY state Hall of Fame

Noah discusses the Natural with Alyssa she is not impressed

Alyssa and Noah discuss the payment pump fake

Noah discusses how he is mentally slow in the morning

Noah encourages Alyssa to do onlyfans

Noah describes the secret to getting stuff done, which Alyssa calls out for just describing the secret

Alyssa says that GTA and rap lyrics do impact how you behave

Alyssa describes the new show she is watching about a ghost hotel

NOAH DESCRIBES HIS NEW BOOMER HABIT- commenting on Videos

9:51

Noah and Alyssa discuss what albums came out on 9/11

Alyssa hates on Noah's light jackets / overall style

Alyssa tells a story about a guy on the street yelling at a biker who passed by

Noah tells a story about an old lady cursing at a delivery guy

Alyssa weaves it back to Noah commenting on content

Noah tells Alyssa about Eddie Gein on Netflix

They ague about whether or not it's fictionalized

Alyssa pulls a POP QUIZ…

Noah begs Alyssa not to interrupt and she makes noises

Noah and Alyssa discuss how Noah's impersonations decay with time

Noah and Alyssa start the show with a pre production meeting caught on camera

Then Alyssa tells a story about meeting a cool bassist and why NYC rules

Noah tells a story about a brutal heckler and performing at 2 NYC bar shows this week

Alyssa tells a story about a show without enough chairs

Alyssa tells a story about a weird waiter and overhearing a date

Noah and Alyssa discuss the price of happy hour wine

(25:00) Noah tells a story about Using an iPad with keyboard attached CONTROVERSY

Alyssa challenges Noah to look up his screen time

Alyssa and Noah discuss the most boring cartoon on earth Al Roker's weather hunters

Noah tells his devastating story about meeting Al Roker and a devastatingly awkward CRAB HAND

With a CRAB CLAW REACTION

Noah tries to discuss Katie Porter Alyssa isn't interested

Noah discusses fights at the gym

Noah and Alyssa discuss how Alyssa's new diss of Noah — calling him Joe Rogan

Noah tells the story of seeing the dermatologist because he was forced by Alyssa

Noah and Alyssa start the pod discussing Noah's dad's allergies

Alyssa tells a story about having a drink with her mom friend (4:30)

Noah reveals the difference between men and women (11:30)

NOAH AND ALYSSA AIR THEIR RELATIONSHIP GRIEVANCES THE ITALIAN GOODBYE (12:44)

Alyssa interrupts to discuss Noah's hand motions. This makes Noah discuss a hand movement he saw Mike Greenman do. This derails into hand motions while talking discussion (13:00)

BACK INTO AIRING OF GRIEVANCES (15:00)

Alyssa responds by explaining why Noah is running to the bathroom (16:00)

ALYSSA DISCUSSES HER GRIEVANCE (Noah's piles of crap in the bedroom) 18:00

Actually Alyssa has a second grievance (22:24)

Noah and Alyssa discuss foot fetishes (23:37)

Noah discusses his great experience at the Mets game (23:53)

Alyssa interrupts noah as a bit and they discuss interrupting (24:52)

Noah discusses how to tip at self checkout and the rise of machines (28:08)

Alyssa says she likes the human interaction of going to the same bartender at a game

Noah shares a theory of why dark stuff and true crime were more interesting in the 2010's 36:00

Alyssa shares a true crime story she is watching (36:00)

Noah discusses the best TV SHOW HE'S EVER WATCHED deadliest catch (40:00)

Alyssa shares how she is watching the CHARLIE SHEEN DOC (45:00)

Noah and Alyssa discuss how they were surprised as kids when actors from wholesome things go to rehab the same as hardcore bands (51:00)

Noah and ALyssa are back at it and talking about: -their recent amazing show -a crowdwork gift from the gods -why millennials drink so much -if they think millennials or gen z is happier in their 20's -The big time KAREN moment in the park -the alien spaceship / comet 3i-Atlas -THEN Noah mansplains the show 1923 -Alyssa has a QUIZ for Noah about the year 1923

Noah starts the show with an epiphany about their relationship Noah describes the Vince McMahon and WWE doc he is watching and asks Alyssa what she remembers about the attitude era Alyssa says she wanted everything from TV when she was a kid Alyssa and Noah discuss infomertials Finally Alyssa gives Noah a 90's kids movie quiz

It is good to be here June 12 Alyssa calls out Noah for shimmying his shoulders, then Alyssa calls out Noah's posture, then Noah calls out a new wellness craze he thinks is BS, Alyssa talks about gargling bleach, Alyssa talks about her love of drinking, Noah discusses how he ate 30 oysters at a charity golf event Alyssa and Noah discuss re spacing, how Noah wants to own a hotel Alyssa tells a story of mistaken gayness

31:00 ****ALYSSA DOES INSANE FREE WILLY 2 ACT OUT****

32:00 Noah and Alyssa discuss how every 90's movie was about divorce- the brutal first scene of Angels in the outfield

39:00 They discuss their trip to Mystic, staying in the residence inn, going to McDonalds

Noah reveals his new content idea for eating

47:00 **ALYSSA DEBUTS NEW PARODY SONG**

Finally they discuss a mom who was being a l,