Noah and Alyssa start the show with a pre production meeting caught on camera

Then Alyssa tells a story about meeting a cool bassist and why NYC rules

Noah tells a story about a brutal heckler and performing at 2 NYC bar shows this week

Alyssa tells a story about a show without enough chairs

Alyssa tells a story about a weird waiter and overhearing a date

Noah and Alyssa discuss the price of happy hour wine

(25:00) Noah tells a story about Using an iPad with keyboard attached CONTROVERSY

Alyssa challenges Noah to look up his screen time

Alyssa and Noah discuss the most boring cartoon on earth Al Roker's weather hunters

Noah tells his devastating story about meeting Al Roker and a devastatingly awkward CRAB HAND

With a CRAB CLAW REACTION

Noah tries to discuss Katie Porter Alyssa isn't interested

Noah discusses fights at the gym

Noah and Alyssa discuss how Alyssa's new diss of Noah — calling him Joe Rogan

Noah tells the story of seeing the dermatologist because he was forced by Alyssa