Alyssa does not ever know when Q3 ends, Noah and Alyssa discuss if they are cool, Noah's bizarre fashion choices, what Henry does around the house, then they discuss the hit song from 2000's "aye bay bay" and wack rap lyrics from the early 2000's

Noah tells tales from Bayridge toyota, Alyss and Noah discuss deli meats, the holidays, their car, Noah's driving, fake porn on the internet, waffle house, Alyssa's work from home work station and more!

Noah and Alyssa start off the pod by arguing over mayo and butter, then they discuss some inside baseball comedy stuff. Next they get into a new segment called "let me run a bit." It's probably the best episode of all time. For real.

Alyssa falsely accuses Noah of being a krankus, Noah tells bad stories about the road, Noah does a bad impression and more!!

Noah and Alyssa start the pod with a gross story about their beloved son Henry, next Noah shares a story about a game stop employee who is a moron and finally they recap the greatest wedding in the history of mankind!!

Noah has a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT, then they discuss recent controversy surrounding a few college gigs that Noah was booked on. Alyssa and Noah talk about wokeness in comedy, what is offensive, and Noah tells how a once animal house type institution has evolved in 2022.

Noah and alyssa discuss Alyssa's competitive swimming career, what they'd do if the dragons came back, the shampoo inequity in their relationship, noah's stupid habit around mouthwash, they rank the nyc gyms, their date night to a trendy pizza spot that ended with a disgusting story

Noah and Alyssa are donning their new bucket hats and have completely lost their minds. They discuss a crazy lady they met at the wine bar, Noah's annoying habits, if Noah is losing his memory, why talking about not drinking makes you want to drink, if they could hack it in investment banking, and Topo Chico Hard Seltzer!!!

Chris Brailey joins the podcast to tell the story of a chance meeting with Noah in 2010 that led to moving in, trusting people too much, Hob knobbing with a rockstar, the tech elite and one of the strangest stories of fate you'll ever hear...

Alyssa and Noah have a freeflowing conversation with no planned topics that gets into... Noah's throat clearing, if Alyssa should move into another part of the aprtment, their studio set up, who has a better nose, what they are watching, one tree hill, marriage back in the day, Alyssa's trip to a wine bar, if NYC is back, Noah's ruining shirts, Brad Pitt,