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Today, March 14th, is National Pi Day! A day to celebrate the mathematical constant π (pi), which is approximately 3.14. Math enthusiasts and pie lovers alike unite on this day to enjoy all things pi and pie. So, whether you're calculating the circumference of a circle or enjoying a slice of your favorite pie, it's a perfect day to celebrate this mathematical marvel. Did you know that Pi has been calculated to over 31 trillion digits? That’s a lot of pie! (Source: NationalDayCalendar.com)

Today is a day to celebrate HI - HUMAN INTELLIGENCE! On March 14th, 1879, Albert Einstein was born in Ulm, Germany. Einstein is best known for developing the theory of relativity, one of the two pillars of modern physics. His work revolutionized our understanding of space, time, gravity, and the universe. He is widely regarded as one of the most influential physicists of all time. This is a day to celebrate the brilliant mind that changed the world. (Source: OnThisDay.com, Einstein Archives)

And now for our Have YOU heard feature of the day! We should always celebrate life-changing breakthroughs, but let's also appreciate the… creatively convenient. Did you know that someone once tried to patent a machine that would automatically butter toast while it was still in the toaster? Yes, a breakfast revolution! Imagine a toaster with a built-in butter dispenser and spreading mechanism, ensuring perfectly buttered toast every time. While this particular invention might not have made it into every kitchen, it certainly highlights the lengths people go to for the perfect morning meal. (Source: US Patent Office records, early 20th century patent applications)

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00:12 National Pi Day

00:52 Albert Einstein's Birthday

01:27 Automated Toast Buttering

02:07 Dad Joke Button Promo

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Troy W. Hudson is an American Voice Over Artist, Character Voice Actor, Video Host and Storyteller CELEBRATING 40+ years of professional experience in multimedia production. I deliver high quality professional voice overs and on camera presentations. I voice and produce commercials, narrations, elearning, explainers, children's storytelling, telephony and a lot more. I've produced over 80 audiobooks​ along with a wide range of character voices for games, escape rooms and phone messages. 💚 🎤

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Today, March 13th, is National Ear Muff Day! A day to celebrate the invention that keeps our ears warm and cozy during cold weather. Whether you prefer furry, fleece, or sporty ear muffs, it's a perfect day to appreciate this winter essential. So, dig out your favorite pair and give your ears a warm hug! Did you know that ear muffs were invented by a 15 year old in 1873? That is a great invention for someone so young! (Source: NationalDayCalendar.com)

On March 13th, 1930, Clyde Tombaugh discovered Pluto at the Lowell Observatory in Flagstaff, Arizona. For decades after, Pluto was considered the ninth planet in our solar system. This discovery was a major event in astronomy, capturing the imagination of people around the world. Although Pluto has since been reclassified as a dwarf planet, its discovery remains a fascinating chapter in the history of space exploration. (Source: OnThisDay.com, Lowell Observatory historical records)

And now for our Have YOU heard feature of the day! Today, March 13th, we're diving headfirst into the wonderfully weird world of inventions. Did you know that someone once tried to patent a device that would automatically rock a baby’s cradle using the motion of a cat? Yes, a feline-powered lullaby machine! The idea was to harness the natural back-and-forth movement of a cat walking on a platform to gently rock a baby to sleep. While this particular invention might not have made it into nurseries, it certainly showcases the ingenuity (or perhaps, absurdity) of some inventors. (Source: US Patent Office records, late 19th century patent applications)

⏰ Timestamps:

00:11 National Ear Muff Day

00:43 Pluto Discovered

01:20 Feline-Powered Cradle Rocking

02:02 Dad Joke Button Promo

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Troy W. Hudson is an American Voice Over Artist, Character Voice Actor, Video Host and Storyteller CELEBRATING 40+ years of professional experience in multimedia production. I deliver high quality professional voice overs and on camera presentations. I voice and produce commercials, narrations, elearning, explainers, children's storytelling, telephony and a lot more. I've produced over 80 audiobooks​ along with a wide range of character voices for games, escape rooms and phone messages. 💚 🎤

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Today, March 12th, is National Baked Scallops Day! A day to celebrate the delicate and delicious flavor of baked scallops. Whether you enjoy them with butter, garlic, or a squeeze of lemon, it's a perfect day to savor this seafood delight. So, head to your favorite seafood restaurant or try your hand at baking them at home. It’s a tasty treat that’s sure to please! Did you know that scallops can swim by clapping their shells together? Talk about a speedy snack! (Source: NationalDayCalendar.com)

On March 12th, 1912, Juliette Gordon Low founded the Girl Scouts of the USA in Savannah, Georgia. This organization has empowered millions of girls to develop leadership skills, learn new things, and make a positive impact on their communities. Low gathered 18 girls for the first meeting, and the organization has grown into a global movement. This is a day to celebrate the incredible impact that the Girl Scouts have had on generations of young women. (Source: OnThisDay.com, Girl Scouts of the USA historical records)

And now for our Have YOU heard feature of the day! Did you know that someone once tried to patent a machine designed to automatically comb a cat’s fur? Yes, a robotic groomer for your purr-fect pal! Imagine a contraption with rotating brushes and gentle suction, all designed to keep your kitty’s coat sleek and shiny. While this particular invention might not have revolutionized pet care, it certainly highlights the lengths people go to for their furry friends! (Source: US Patent Office records, early 20th century patent applications)

⏰ Timestamps:

00:11 National Baked Scallops Day

00:42 Girl Scouts Founded

01:13 Feline Fur Frenzy

01:47 Dad Joke Button Promo

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Troy W. Hudson is an American Voice Over Artist, Character Voice Actor, Video Host and Storyteller CELEBRATING 40+ years of professional experience in multimedia production. I deliver high quality professional voice overs and on camera presentations. I voice and produce commercials, narrations, elearning, explainers, children's storytelling, telephony and a lot more. I've produced over 80 audiobooks​ along with a wide range of character voices for games, escape rooms and phone messages. 💚 🎤

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It’s National Oatmeal Nut Waffles Day, a time to celebrate the delicious and healthy combination of oatmeal and nuts in waffle form. It’s a perfect way to start your day with a warm, hearty, and crunchy breakfast. Grab your waffle iron, mix in some wholesome oatmeal and nuts, and enjoy a delightful morning treat. It's a breakfast that's both tasty and satisfying! Did you know that the first electric waffle iron was patented in 1911? Those early adopters knew what was up! (Source: NationalDayCalendar.com)

On March 11th, 1569, the first official state lottery in England was drawn. This lottery was organized by Queen Elizabeth I to raise funds for public works and was held at the west door of St. Paul's Cathedral in London. Imagine the excitement! The prizes included cash, plates, and tapestries. This lottery was a significant event, marking the beginning of state-sponsored lotteries in England. (Source: OnThisDay.com, historical records of Elizabethan England)

And now for our Have YOU heard feature of the day! While we often celebrate successful inventions, let's spare a thought for the truly… ambitious. Did you know that in the late 19th century, inventors were obsessed with human-powered flight? One particularly enthusiastic individual filed a patent for a bicycle equipped with massive, flapping wings! The idea was that by pedaling, the rider would generate enough power to make the wings flap and lift the bicycle into the air. Imagine trying to navigate traffic with that! While this particular invention never quite took off, it's a testament to the boundless creativity of inventors. (Source: US Patent Office records, late 19th century patent applications)

⏰ Timestamps:

00:12 National Oatmeal Nut Waffles Day

00:44 First Official Lottery in England

01:10 Flapping Bicycle Dreams

01:54 Dad Joke Promo

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Troy W. Hudson is an American Voice Over Artist, Character Voice Actor, Video Host and Storyteller CELEBRATING 40+ years of professional experience in multimedia production. I deliver high quality professional voice overs and on camera presentations. I voice and produce commercials, narrations, elearning, explainers, children's storytelling, telephony and a lot more. I've produced over 80 audiobooks​ along with a wide range of character voices for games, escape rooms and phone messages. 💚 🎤

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Today, March 10th, is National Mario Day! Why? Because MAR10 looks like… Mario! Clever, right? This day is all about celebrating everyone’s favorite plumber-turned-hero. According to NationalDayCalendar.com, it’s a day to “revisit your favorite Mario games, share memories, and maybe even dress up as your favorite character.” So, dust off your Nintendo consoles, grab a mushroom power-up, and get ready to stomp some Goombas! Did you know Mario's original name was Jumpman? He was first seen in the arcade game Donkey Kong! It's-a-me, Mario! (Source: NationalDayCalendar.com)

On March 10th, 1921, the first officially recognized human-powered flight took place! Gabriel Poulain, a French cyclist and aviator, flew his "Pouducel" aircraft for about 12 meters. Imagine pedaling your way through the sky! It wasn't exactly a cross-country flight, but it was a groundbreaking moment in aviation history. This remarkable feat happened at the Parc des Princes velodrome in Paris. It's truly incredible to think about the dedication and ingenuity it took to make that happen. (Source: OnThisDay.com)

Born on this day in 1940, Chuck Norris turns 85 years young today! The martial arts legend who doesn't do push-ups – he pushes the Earth down! Did you know that before his acting career, Chuck was a six-time undefeated World Professional Middleweight Karate Champion? It's true! But the real reason doctors slapped him when he was born wasn't to make him cry – it was to apologize for the delivery room walls he had already roundhouse kicked!

His birth certificate actually has a threat level warning! And his computer has no "ctrl" button because Chuck Norris is always in control!

And now for our Have YOU heard feature of the day! Let’s dive into the wonderfully weird world of patents. Did you know that on this very day, March 10th, 1876, Alexander Graham Bell made the first successful telephone call? Yes, a landmark moment! But let’s veer off the beaten path. While Bell was revolutionizing communication, other inventors were… well, trying. Take, for instance, Andrew Jackson Bellows, who, in 1925, filed a patent for a machine that would translate chicken clucks. Yes, you heard that right! He believed he could decode poultry patter into human speech. Imagine the possibilities! "Hey, Farmer John, the eggs are ready!" Or, "Danger! Fox in the henhouse!" Sadly, Bellows' invention never quite took flight. (Source: US Patent Office records)

⏰ Timestamps:

00:11 National Mario Day

00:55 First Human-Powered Flight

01:31 Chuck Norris

02:14 Peculiar Patent for Poultry Patter

03:30 Dad Joke Button Promo

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Troy W. Hudson is an American Voice Over Artist, Character Voice Actor, Video Host and Storyteller CELEBRATING 40+ years of professional experience in multimedia production. I deliver high quality professional voice overs and on camera presentations. I voice and produce commercials, narrations, elearning, explainers, children's storytelling, telephony and a lot more. I've produced over 80 audiobooks​ along with a wide range of character voices for games, escape rooms and phone messages. 💚 🎤

Have YOU heard about the time a bunch of cereal went missing from Post? It was a real BREAKFAST break-in... but first!

Today is National Cereal Day! And boy, do I have some GRAPE news for you. Did you know that the first breakfast cereal was created by accident when some wheat fell into a toaster? Okay, I made that up, but the REAL story is even better - it was invented by a doctor at a sanitarium who was trying to cure digestive problems. Talk about a SNAP, CRACKLE, and POP of inspiration!

On this day in 1876, Alexander Graham Bell received his telephone patent. Can you HEAR me now? The first words ever spoken on the phone were "Mr. Watson, come here, I want to see you!" Though I suspect what Bell really wanted to say was "We've been trying to reach you about your carriage's extended warranty!"

March 7th is National Crown Roast of Pork Day! Why did the pig wear a crown? Because he was HOG royalty! Sorry, I know that joke was a bit BOAR-ing, but I'm just trying to bring home the bacon!

Here’s a chilly fact - today In 1912 Norwegian explorer Roald Amundsen announces his team was the first to reach the South Pole (located 14 December 1911), 34 days before British explorer Robert Falcon Scott.

Today we're also celebrating National Be Heard Day! It's a day for small businesses to make some NOISE about their products and services. Though my neighbor's small kazoo business isn't doing so well - they're really TOOTING their own horn, but nobody's listening!

And now for our crunchy feature story: On this day in 1897, Dr. John Harvey Kellogg served the first corn flakes at his sanitarium in Battle Creek, Michigan! The story goes that he accidentally left some cooked wheat out overnight, and it went stale. Being the CEREAL entrepreneur he was, he decided to serve it anyway! One patient said, "Doctor, this breakfast is a bit flat." Kellogg replied, "Well, that's because it hasn't gotten its MORNING FLAKES yet!"

⏰ Timestamps:

00:11 National Cereal Day

00:40 Alexander Graham Bell

01:08 National Crown Roast of Pork Day

01:31 South Pole

01:51 National Be Heard Day

02:17 Dr. John Harvey Kellogg

02:54 Dad Joke Button

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Did you know today is National Freeze Pop Day? That's right! March 6th is when we celebrate those icy treats that leave your hands sticky and your tongue colorfully stained! The first freeze pop was accidentally created in 1905 when soda-maker Frank Epperson left a mixture of powdered soda and water with a stirring stick in it on his porch overnight. In the morning, he found it frozen solid - creating what he called the "Epsicle." Later renamed the Popsicle, these frozen treats eventually evolved into the tubes of flavored ice we know today. I'd tell you more, but I'm getting brain freeze just thinking about it!

On this day in 1899, the pharmacist Felix Hoffmann patented Aspirin! Talk about a headache-solving breakthrough! Hoffman actually developed aspirin while working at Bayer to help his father, who suffered from arthritis and couldn't tolerate the side effects of other pain relievers. Little did he know his discovery would become one of the most widely used medications in the world! You might say this invention was a real pain-reliever for humanity... I'll show myself out.

Today is also National White Chocolate Cheesecake Day! If you've never had white chocolate cheesecake, you're missing out on a slice of heaven! White chocolate isn't technically chocolate at all - it contains cocoa butter but no cocoa solids. It first appeared in the 1930s when the Nestlé company introduced it in Switzerland. Combined with the creamy richness of cheesecake? It's a match made in dessert paradise! I'd make a joke about cheesecake, but it would be too cheesy... unlike white chocolate!

On March 6th, 1869, Dmitri Mendeleev presented the first Periodic Table of Elements to the Russian Chemical Society. Talk about organizing chaos! Before Mendeleev's breakthrough, chemists were trying to make sense of the growing number of discovered elements with no systematic way to categorize them. Mendeleev's genius was arranging elements by atomic weight AND leaving gaps for undiscovered elements. He even predicted the properties of elements not yet discovered! That's right - this guy was so smart, he discovered elements that weren't even THERE yet! Now that's what I call having great chemistry with science!

March 6th is National Dentist's Day! Let's take a moment to appreciate those brave souls who venture where no one wants to go - into our mouths! The first dental school in the world was established in 1840 in Baltimore, Maryland. Before professional dentistry, people relied on barbers or general physicians to pull their painful teeth. So next time you're in that chair, just remember - it could be worse. You could have your barber asking "a little off the top... of your tooth?" while wielding a pair of pliers!

⏰ Timestamps:

00:11 National Freeze Pop Day

00:53 Aspirin

01:22 National White Chocolate Cheesecake Day

02:00 Periodic Table of Elements

02:39 National Dentist's Day

03:15 French CHEESE village of Roquefort

04:20 Dad Joke Button

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Have YOU heard about the time Boston literally drowned in molasses? It was a sticky situation that really SYRUP-titiously got out of hand... but first!

Today is National Cheese Doodle Day! And boy, do I have some CHEESY facts for you. Did you know that the average American eats about 100 pounds of cheese puffs each year? That's a lot of orange fingers! I guess you could say we're all pretty CORN-y about our snacks!

On this day in 1963, the Hula Hoop patent was granted to Wham-O! Talk about a TWIST of fate - the company really went AROUND AND AROUND with the patent office before getting approval. You might say they had to jump through some HOOPS!

March 5th is National Multiple Personality Day! I'd tell you more about it, but I'm of two minds on the subject... Actually, make that THREE minds! And they all agree - this holiday deserves multiple celebrations!

Speaking of split decisions, on this day in 1946, Winston Churchill gave his famous "Iron Curtain" speech. He really STEELED himself for that one! I heard the audience was RIVETED!

Today is National Packing Peanuts Day. These foam nuggets were first invented in 1965 by Dow Chemical as an alternative to traditional packaging materials. Made from expanded polystyrene, they're designed to protect fragile items during shipping and can be recycled at many shipping centers.

And now for our sticky feature story: On this day in 1919, Boston experienced the Great Molasses Flood! A massive tank of molasses burst, sending a 15-foot wave of sticky sweetness through the streets at 35 mph. The cleanup took weeks because, well, you try rushing molasses! One street cleaner said, "This job is really DRAGGING on!" His partner replied, "Well, what did you expect? We're working at a MOLASSES pace!"

⏰ Timestamps:

00:13 National Cheese Doodle Day

00:35 Hula Hoop

00:56 National Multiple Personality Day

01:18 Winston Churchill

01:36 National Packing Peanuts Day

02:00 Great Molasses Flood

02:39 Dad Joke Button

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Troy W. Hudson is an American Voice Over Artist, Character Voice Actor, Video Host and Storyteller CELEBRATING 40+ years of professional experience in multimedia production. I deliver high quality professional voice overs and on camera presentations. I voice and produce commercials, narrations, elearning, explainers, children's storytelling, telephony and a lot more. I've produced over 80 audiobooks​ along with a wide range of character voices for games, escape rooms and phone messages. 💚 🎤

Have YOU heard about the time an entire city got hooked on candy bars? It was a real SWEET success story... but first!

Did you know that today is National Grammar Day? I'm not trying to be tense about it, but this is a present I can't pass up! And hey, if you're wondering why grammar is important, just remember: commas save lives. "Let's eat, Grandma" is very different from "Let's eat Grandma"!

On this day in 1917, the iconic Jeep went into production. Talk about a vehicle that really ROSE to the occasion! The military loved it so much, they said it had the perfect MILITARY BEARING - get it? Because it has bearings? And it's military? No? Well, I guess that joke needs some more... TRACTION!

March 4th is National Pound Cake Day! Why is it called pound cake, you ask? Because the original recipe called for a pound each of flour, butter, eggs, and sugar. Talk about a recipe that really WEIGHS on your mind!

Speaking of weighty matters, on this day in 1902, the American Automobile Association (AAA) was founded. They really got their motor running by helping drivers who were having a BRAKE-down!

Today we're also celebrating National Hug a G.I. Day! Just remember to ask permission first - you don't want to get court MARTIAL-ed for assault!

And now for our sweet feature story: On this day in 1912, the city of Chicago got its first taste of the Hershey's Candy Bar! The chocolate was such a hit that people were literally lining up around the block. You might say they were all MILTON with excitement! The demand was so high that one store owner complained, "These chocolate bars are driving me NUTS!" To which his assistant replied, "Sir, those are the almond ones!"

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⏰ Timestamps:

00:11 National Grammar Day

00:37 Jeep went into production

01:05 National Pound Cake Day

01:27 AAA was founded

01:45 National Hug a G.I. Day

01:59 Hershey's Candy Bar

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SEGMENT 1:

Did you know that today is National I Want You to be Happy Day? It's true! And what better way to spread joy than by sharing a smile? Studies show that smiling is contagious - so technically, you're not just grinning, you're starting an epidemic of happiness!

SEGMENT 2:

Speaking of happiness, on this day in 1931, "The Star-Spangled Banner" became our national anthem. But here's the funny part - Francis Scott Key never meant for it to be sung! He wrote it as a poem, and if you've ever heard anyone attempt those high notes, you might think he had the right idea!

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Today is also National Cold Cuts Day! Did you know the average American eats 1,996 sandwiches in their lifetime? I guess you could say we're really bringing home the bacon... and the ham... and the turkey!

SEGMENT 4:

On this day in 1875, the first indoor hockey game was played in Montreal. Why indoor? Because the players were tired of getting frost bite every time they got a penalty in the "sin bin"!

SEGMENT 5:

March 3rd is National Mulled Wine Day! Medieval folks believed mulled wine could cure the common cold. I'm not saying they were right, but has anyone ever complained about having a cold while drinking warm, spiced wine?

SEGMENT 6:

And now for our feature story: On this day in 1847, Alexander Graham Bell was born, and boy, did he have a way with words! When he got his first phone bill, he was so shocked, he actually tried to call himself to complain! The operator said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to hold - you're on the other line!"

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⏰ Timestamps:

00:10 National I Want You to be Happy Day

00:31 "The Star-Spangled Banner" became our national anthem

00:56 National Cold Cuts Day

01:17 first indoor hockey game

01:35 National Mulled Wine Day

01:55 Alexander Graham Bell's birthday

02:18 Sponsor: Dad Joke Button

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