We knew this would happen eventually, and it finally did here: Marcus and Matt stumble into a really bad movie that the person picking it (in this case, Matt) didn't realize was bad because he hadn't seen it in forever.
We tore into Mystery, Alaska pretty relentlessly. What is this movie about? Is it about what it purports to be about, even a little bit (no)? Can the great Russell Crowe salvage this mess, even a little bit (no)? Did we enjoy watching this trainwreck, even a little bit (absolutely)?