Brittany pretends to ride a horse and ends up moshing hard, alone in a field. If you can’t talk about three very specific things then you will never be friends with Ali. A girl ends up with a scary friend after overlooking obvious clues for several months. Brittany has done this before. Memories of chat roulette, pain olympics, and Simpsons p*rn.

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