The Swordboys return to the Abbey one more time (just as the Table of Five are wont to do) to take a nap on its many tables and benches! Is Hawk secretly the Zodiac Killer and how come his sword fighting is mostly slow and unimpressive? Why does Voltan carry a long receipt, what is his love language, and what exactly is his motivation? How does a blizzard, a bamboo reed full of neon green silly string and dozens of ping pong balls help our heroes? Does Amazon deliver packages way out in this boggy forest? Whose body is left in a viewing bubble and is potentially eaten? When is the sequel going to finally be made? And does this movie get our swords? These questions and more are discussed in our final cut of Hawk the Slayer! Oo-wee-oo-wee-oo!

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