HBHOES

Oooooh man are we set up for potential absolute devastation with this one. In a new format, we discuss the theories FIRST and throughout the episode. Penultimate brought the heat (and utter comedy), so we thought we'd switch things up.

We picked our favorite theories from the internet, plus our own and broke down each one.

Who d*es? Who does it? Will it be x3?

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The finale will be 90 minutes long - we're fkn nervous y'all.

Oooooh man things get steamy and weird this episode. Thank you Mike White, for our Sunday night culture and antagonizing a lot of much needed conversations. We have some hot takes.. but hear us out! Listen in, follow us on IG, write us your hate mail if needed!

We're in the era of Brokeback Brotherly Love, and we're SEATED.

Back at it like a Lorazepam crack addict. Man is some shit going down. We're excited to present Maddy & Sam (aka Peen Papi 8===D, and Lorazepam Sam [Season's name]) discussing the debauchery that is unfolding in, and mostly out of the White Lotus Thailand.

Timothy, Belinda, and Rick are all on our watch list - might need to call Thai officials and have them involuntarily examined for 72 hours following this episode. Big yikes.

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Lorezapam Sam and Butt Brother Maddy are back discussing Season 3, Episode 2 of the White Lotus and things are building in the perfect Mike White manner where we’re left with more questions than answers. Easter eggs or red herrings? This episode dives deeper into spirituality and relationship bonds in all forms, including friendship, family, romance, and the nuanced behavioral patterns between them.

We're back, and yep, we're talking incest.. That didn't take long. Join us in discussing the modern Raleigh family (and their weird sexual tension), the gaggle of gals - AKA gaggle of soon to be hoes (welcome to the party), and the wicked elusive not-the- "Is he your dad?", couple. We're brand new in Thailand - join us for our temple visits and Khon dances as we dissect Mike White's latest great.

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The end of an era, and we had a sexy time with all of our Hawt Takes, Controversial and sultry! The finale of Season 2 of House of the Dragon will definitely be leaving us wanting more, but hopefully that means we’ll be overwhelmed with happenings for the next round. Team Black has a more viable chance than ever to take the throne and we’re seeing the pieces fall into place. Reunited and it feels so good.

And yes, we talk about the AlicentxRhaenyra shipping and Aegon's penis. You'll have to tune in for more.

The universe of Game of Thrones and HotD is branching out, yet we are still stuck at Harrenballs.

It's finally giving lesbian. "Do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior, Rhaenyra!?" - Seasmoke.

We're back with an episode of HBHOES, discussing HOtD S02 E05 - the aftermath of last week's chaos and warfare. We discuss the mourning, playbooks, and hauntings of our current characters, and predict what might happen next (including how we hope Criston Cole will d*e).

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Sam and Maddy are back - or temporarily known as Samyra & Ser Blackwood This Backwould.

We've got a long one folks, but not surprisingly. Lots of shit went down and the Dance of Dragons has officially begun. We are sad, terrified, and self-medicating as we see fit,

We discuss Aegon II and his bullshit, Criston and his bullshit, and Aemond and his bullshit.. amongst more important tinga like, Rhaenys and her legacy, the health & future of the realm, Rhaenyra's shit counsel, the babes serving face and more.

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