This week, Sika wonders whether she’s blowing good weave money on soccer lessons, John’s mom calls out all the laughing, and Sika asks the resident white man on the couch to explain Easter baskets. John finally admits Sika was right and hires an Etsy witch, they unpack the Lamar Odom documentary, rave about Real Housewives of Rhode Island, and realize they apparently share a cleaning lady. Also, John quits social media again, and the two confess they’d thrive in a lavender marriage, even if John hesitated.