Bury a bone in the flesh matrix. Bark, growl, and yip, ya goof! Pet ownership is difficult, but so is pet personship. If you—even for a second—think this is supposed to be funny, you can trot off to a euthanasiarium, cuz this one is SERIOUS.

Guest Preacher Holden McNeely (Wizard and the Bruiser & Page 7 podcasts, holdenatorsho on Twitch)

Invocation
Waxy Slime
Liturgical Reading: “He Thinks He’s Sklorripu”
Concluding Metamorphosis

Swell on it wholesale. Plump on the newest video at youtube.com/thestorymustbetold

87. He Thinks He’s Sklorripu - Guest Preacher Holden McNeely

Surreal fiction anthology, framed as a church service. Every other Tuesday, join Brother Reid, Pastor Andrew, and Sister Callista to worship the Story—handsomely produced tales of dark humor, freakish sci-fi, and oddly touching literary horror. Hear our greasy prayers! Delight in our healthy psalms, uh huh. Start with any episode—the Story is waiting for you!

TSMBT is a podcast by Post Everything Productions. All stories written by Pastor Andrew and Brother Reid. Production and original music by Carl Schroeder. Twitter, Instagram: @TSMBTpod

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Oooh, children, gather around for Vacation Story School. While the clerg' takes a breather, they gather to discuss and share the first chapter of Brother Reid (Reid Faylor's) audiobook novel: Dead Bird Songs.

If you wanna skip right to the juicy audiobook chapter, go to 22:29, otherwise enjoy our chat about writing, editing, and peeing in pockets.

Subscribe to Reid's novel at www.patreon.com/reidfaylor

Dead Bird Songs - Chat and Preview

We've got some BIG NEWS for all of you congregants courtesy of Brother Reid and Pastor Andrew, so if you're curious as to what's happening with TSMBT, it might be best to tune in now! We love and cherish each of you and remember - THE STORY WILL BE TOLD!

ACTION BOYS: https://youtu.be/2DkqRs5TZhU
PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt
GOODNIGHT MY LOVE BOOK: https://a.co/d/gNjHAOM

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT: The Story Will Be Told

Two outcasts are excluded even from apocalypse and must navigate a changed world. If there is truth to be found it is in each other. Return to where your Story began so it may now end.

Guest Preachers: 
Betsy Winchester (TSMBT short film The Dog The Boy; VO artist betsywinchester.com IG: @betsywindy; formerly of Murderfist)
Steve O’Brien (TSMBT short film The Dog The Boy, Xmas Futures short films christmasfutures.com)
Jackie Zebrowski (Page 7 and LPN Deep Dives ACOTAR podcasts, IG @jackthatworm)

Announcements
Velvet: THE LEAST OF CHIMPS
Devon: THE AWAKENING
Velvet: FLESH PILES
Devon: FATHER
Velvet: THE HIDING MAN
Devon: ALONE
PARADISE RISING
EPILOGUE

That’s it! For THIS SEASON. Some bonus episodes coming while you wait for season 2, plus MORE: a novella (already out!), a novel, and an album. See you soon!

PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt
MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com
GOODNIGHT MY LOVE BOOK NOW ON SALE: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/book/1144436977

174. The Woman for the Man - Guest Preachers Betsy Winchester, Steve O’Brien, and Jackie Zebrowski

A child suffers mute the unutterable horrors of our past. Every step forward is a descent. Trust no family or institution that worships the god of your destruction.

Guest Preacher: Betsy Winchester (TSMBT short film The Dog The Boy; current VO artist betsywinchester.com IG: @betsywindy; formerly of Murderfist and Skulk, The Hulking)

Featuring: Marcus Parks, Ed Larson, Holden McNeely, Jackie Zebrowski

Curtain Call
Liturgical Reading: “Day for Night”
The Chalmsening

One episode left before our break to switch into seasons! The last one will be a gosh darn doooooozy

PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt
MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com
BOOKS: http://thestorymustbetold.com

173. Day for Night - Guest Preacher Betsy Winchester, Featuring Marcus Parks

I’m a BIG SHOT at my job. I belong to an ELITE group of people who make work their ENTIRE identity. My testicles are made out of BRASS and I have NO outside relationships. What IS my job? Oh, I torture a big fucking worm. If I don’t do it someone else will!

Featuring:
Holden McNeely as the Taurus Salesman, Priest
Ed Larson as Announcer, Man in Coat
Jackie Zebrowski as Tomsha

Mounting Cro-Crotoa
The Story Must Be Told Clip Show
Liturgical Reading: “The Fool and the Worm”
The Price of Killing Chalms

Two more episodes left before our break to switch into seasons. We’re hard at work on the new format and KNOW you’ll love us EVEN MORE.

PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt
MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com
BOOKS: http://thestorymustbetold.com

87. He Thinks He’s Sklorripu - Guest Preacher Holden McNeely

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