Someone tried to end the election early in PA, a man was VERY inappropriate in a Philly Dollar Tree, and a FL woman sparked a riot at a skating rink. Alec Baldwin's case got thrown out, Mike Gundy defended a DUI, and Brendan DuBois showed how not to hide that you have child porn! We discuss a list of wedding rules, Sketch's OnlyFans past came to light, and Americans can now buy ammo from a vending machine. There was a number of passing this week, so we review Celebrity Obits and see how they affected the Death Pool standings!