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Tyler and Matt begin the Health Humor Life paranormal activity series by discussing the events that lead from them growing up in a strict catholic religion to eventually opening their minds as they had many spiritual, paranormal, ghost, and psychic medium experiences. Matt states that it is perfectly ok if you do not believe in ghosts as you will still find these stories intriguing.   Tyler opens up about beginning his journey as a Clairvoyant and how he first experienced being able to sense and predict significant events in his life. He discusses the major car accident where he was almost killed and his intuition that spoke to him before it happened.    Matt discusses some of the intuitive and empathic experiences he has had and how his intuition warned him about a particular family member being mentally in danger. Matt also describes the time he experiences feeling one of his client’s emotions following an intense reiki session. (One of many)   They discuss the paranormal experiences they have had while visiting a psychic medium and briefly discuss some of the information the psychic gave them which was later confirmed true. Tyler describes how the psychic medium assured him of his ability as a clairvoyant, but that he would have a lot to learn. Tyler describes how its not always a gift or easy to have abilities like this as it is often hard to seclude himself from being bothered by spiritual entities that may be trying to get through to him.   Matt describes how Tyler and him are not special with these abilities and that intuitive, clairvoyant, and psychic abilities are within all of us. They just need to be awakened. He describes how many people have had these experiences but pass them off as normal or imagination.   Matt ends with a story regarding paranormal activity at his college frat house where he tells the story of a legendary house mother from the 1800s and her protective nature over the brotherhood. He tells of the house mother trying to protect him from an ex girlfriend who experienced “the ghost of Evelyn” in the Beta Theta Pi house of Orono, Maine. He also describes another story of a brother’s experience with a “smiling ghost”.   The paranormal activity podcast ends as the pair describe a non-paranormal subject of the foreign lady from dell assisting to systematically fix Matt’s computer, and then ruin it further.   Matt tells the viewers to get a free ebook on healthhumnorlife.com on relieving anxiety, depression, and many other ailments as well as a nutrition book and video course. Paranormal activity part two continues in february as the two discuss “The Haunted Condo Of Old Orchard Beach, Maine.”

Crossfit is a lifestyle in which you are prioritizing health and fitness goals. Founded by Greg Glassman over several decades, it is a unique fitness regimen. It is stated that he is the first person in history to define fitness in a meaningful and measurable way. He then created a program designed to improve fitness and health.  Crossfit is varied functional movements performed at a high intensity. These functional movements reflect aspects of gymnastics, weight lifting, running rowing and others. The goal is to move the largest loads, the longest distances creating an ideal condition to to maximize the amount of work done in the shortest time.  Cross fit claims that By using these varied functional movements with varied intensities,  it leads to dramatic gains in fitness.    Crossfitter and “Personality”, Jake Oulette joins Health Humor Life as we delve into the world of crossfit, crossfit gyms, crossfit training programs and the crossfit community. Matt states a blurb from his research on crossfit as Jake and matt delve into how they met and the 35 year old male “little girl” former mutual friend that brought them together. Matt asks the questions about cross fit as Jake discusses topics including: How a 15 minute crossfit workout feels like an entire wrestling match The Crossfit community, how its competitive and why it's a team and how it leads to friends in and out of the gym How someone off the street can join a crossfit gym immediately Jake's expert recommendation to calm the nerves on your first day. What is the coaches role? and How do you become a crossfit coach? How to avoid injuries, do's and don'ts in the gym, and how to take care of your body correctly. Weigh 300 lbs? Have no exercise experience? Is crossfit for you? Why you should not date within your local crossfit community and the consequences of dating the hot crossfit chick! Visit HealthHumorlife.com for free ebooks on nutrition for health and weight loss, how to cure anxiety and depression, how to cure acne, how to boost testosterone naturally, and how to prevent yourself from getting sick.   www.carreats.com

Anxiety and depression now plagues a large majority of America and other countries. However, it wasn't always like this! So what the hell happened?!   On this edition of Health Humor Life, Matt goes into what causes anxiety, an anxiety attack (panic attack), OCD, major depressive disorder, and other illnesses.   He discusses how to treat anxiety and actually cure severe anxiety and symptoms of anxiety naturally in most people. He describes the most important natural remedies for anxiety which will treat it efficiently and effectively. He briefly touches on last week's Podcast and how to also treat and cure severe depression and major depressive disorder naturally.    Magnesium, vitamin d, vitamin b12, and others play a huge role in the treatment of mental illness including that of anxiety and depression. Matt describes the importance of magnesium in great detail as well as the signs of magnesium deficiency. He describes the relationship between anxiety, marijuana, and magnesium in the body as well as it's effect on us. Matt describes how magnesium plays a role in over 300 process in the body, why magnesium deficiency is so common, and how to treat the deficiency easily with quick results.   Matt shares success stories of many of his clients and friends who have successfully treated anxiety. He also goes into a personal story about how he treated his own depression spell using a high dose of only one natural remedy. He touches on all the ways to increase magnesium intake and maintain healthy magnesium levels in the body thus preventing any further magnesium deficiency. The benefits of magnesium are life changing in almost everyone!   Finally, Matt also discusses how Tyler took off to California with his ex girlfriend and interrupts his own Podcast with an urgent message for the health humor life listeners.

In this episode of the health humor life uncensored podcast, we will discussing the successful natural treatment of seasonal affective disorder and seasonal depression with a simple strategy. Seasonal affective disorder and seasonal depression are both very common this time of year. Matt describes how he experienced this himself last week and tells how he improved, cured, and maintains the prevention of seasonal affective disorder. He goes into various techniques including exercise, vitamin d, light therapy, the sun, tanning, vitamin d from food, and more.   Matt poses the question:" Does the sun really cause cancer? Or is the sun one of the best things for seasonal affective disorder, depression, energy, and immunity?" Find out the answer to this and more as Matt goes into brief detail in order to help every cure the winter blues with ease. It only takes the simple steps Matt discusses to feel happier during the winter and avoid seasonal affective disorder and depression.    Tyler discusses How to live your life goals without settling. He describes what it means to settle in life, relationships, work, and success. He goes into the mindset of knowing you are meant for more but settling with lesser life goals and how to prevent that from happening. To live your life goals is to work hard to achieve them. He describes how to maintain the mindset for goal setting and goal achievement. Tyler also discusses how to improve your memory and how to be more present in daily life by using one simple technique. He discusses Dr. Robert Glover and the knowledge he has taken away from Dr. Glover's book. "No More Mr. Nice Guy."    The pair also discuss various topics including "real life zombies" and how "the zombies" could be any one of us wondering around. Tyler discusses wearing "ripped abs" cologne and his response from a girl complimenting him in the grocery store. Tyler receives a sexy seductive sound cloud message during the podcast recording that he shares with the world. Matt also discusses his girlfriend's opinion that he will be "missing Tyler" as he leaves for his road trip to California with Matt's ex girlfriend on Tuesday evening.   Join us on the health humor life uncensored podcast for these topics and more!    Get a free ebook on weight loss, curing anxiety, boosting testosterone, how to cure the common cold, and more random facts as well as a new age nutrition video course on healthhumorlife.com!

Tyler And Matt are joined By Colby once again for a more entertainment oriented discussion on difference between men and women in society and relationships, "fuckboys", universal income, the feminist movement, father figures, action towards goals and much much more. The trio delve into the differentiating traits of men and women and why everything isn't always equal in life and the workplace. They discuss the major physiological and thus real life differences between men and woman in various situations. What is a “fuckboy”? What is a “bae”? These utterly important 1st world questions will be answered and will be yours to find out on this version of the health humor life uncensored podcast! “Fuckboys” are now a common word usage among females. Is a “Fuckboy” the one to blame for miscommunication in a relationship or friends with benefits situation? Robots are taking over some jobs. Is universal income the answer? Guys like Elon Musk think it is. Plus which other podcasts are the most entertaining? Bill Burr? Stone Cold Steve Austin? Find out health humor life's take on other great podcasts out there. Is it possible to be in a relationship with a girl who has 7 children from 4 different dads? Matt discusses his experience with being introduced to a child without consent even before officially dating an ex-girlfriend. It's a new year and that means it's a new you right? Wrong. Find out why. Stay tuned for Matt Michael's new “Fit-Nutrit-Commit” podcast debuting this week on itunes. A short, health based podcast with straight up facts and helpful tips for weight loss, mental health, nutrition, natural medicine, and more.   Get a free book and nutrition video course on healthhumorlife.com and fitnutritcommit.com So Don't be a “fuckboy” be a “Bae” and find out what in hell that means on this entertaining episode of health humor life. We will present the benefits of magnesium on anxiety relief, sleep and more next week.

Matt and Tyler open the podcast by discussing Their Christmas experience with the family and the dog almost losing his virginity in the living room. Tyler describes the Dunkin Donuts drive through "pay it forward" movement. Matt discusses The #1 thing to look out for in order to lose weight successfully and achieve your new years resolution goal. The pair take viewer questions from emails and Matt discusses how fruit smoothies played a role in one client gaining weight.    Matt describes a fast way to lose weight by making dietary changes. Matt describes the best workouts to lose weight and the best diet to lose weight. Matt gives various weight loss tips catered to help our listeners with this health goal. (Which is the most common new years resolution) Reading labels and looking out for hidden sugars is also described and discussed.    Tyler brings up the word fuck as the two discuss how it really isn't that bad of a word. We would love our fans to leave an itunes review but for some reason apple has over-complicated the matter! Any fan can leave a review and email us with how they did it and say anything they want on air as a reward! Tyler and Matt describe the holiday dietary struggles and fatigue as a result and talk about how they are getting back on the health wagon. Matt also discusses his new and upcoming short information based podcast titled "Fit Nutrit Commit" out starting next week.     Notes: Christmas Holiday's and a nice big breakfast Tyler's Parents dog almost loses virginity live in their living room. Dunkin Donuts drive through - Paying it forward vs. being narcissistic prick (a dink) Calories in vs. Calories out Don't matter - Know how your body is going to react to the foods you are putting in it Tyler's Mother's 8-Hour-Diet and her incorporating Podcast advice Number 1 most important thing for Resolutioners"...  Read labels properly by subtracting the fiber! Why Pasta, Fruit juices, even fruit smoothies can affect you negatively Fruits are healthy for you - but will smoothies help or hurt your weight loss? Epi-pen raised 300% - Why items invented for helping people should be free Weight loss (if thats your goal) HAS to be the number 1 priority. PLAN - Plan meals, work outs, and follow them- especially if you are on the go. START NOW - Don't wait for the calendar to change We swear to be authentic and passionate! We also describe how FUCK is the best word  Why leaving an Itunes review is nearly impossible and the biggest pain in the ass

Most information in this podcast can be found in greater detail with cited references in the "Optimum Nutrition For Fat Loss ebook" found on  for FREE! Visit the homepage to get your copy today!   In an informative yet entertaining podcast, Matt discusses the "benefits" of sugar as Tyler is intrigued. The show opens with a reenacted sugar ad from the 1950s/60s era when sugar was promoted as a health food to lose weight. Matt brings up Tyler's desire to say "fuck" less due to an email from an anonymous user in which Matt suspects is his mother. Matt and Tyler then discuss all of the benefits of eating sugar such as to temporarily increase energy, enjoy the taste of sugar, stimulate your hunger, sugar cravings, gaining weight, diabetes, and getting limbs removed from your diabetes destroyed body. Tyler also brings up a supposed revolutionary war hero named "Steve" who decided to sit in a corner and eat donuts instead of fight because he was depressed his girlfriend broke up with him.    Matt goes into the hormonal processes of sugar entering the body including the body's effect on insulin causing insulin spikes and weight gain. He explains why this has been a large part of the obesity epidemic, childhood obesity, and why people have a hard time losing weight. He explains how to lose weight by decreasing or removing sugar from your diet. He mentions the possibility of sugar withdrawals due to sugar addiction as sugar is very similar to drugs like cocaine and even cigarettes with a similar reaction in the brain. Matt explains how to lose weight fast by eliminating sugar thus your body sheds weight like no tomorrow! Matt mentions how to look out for hidden sugars, substitute sugar and flour for healthier options, and some tips to remove sugar from your body and cure sugar addiction. Sugar withdrawals are tough, but anyone can overcome them!   Whether it be raw sugar, fructose, granulated sugar, brown sugar, refined sugar, or starch, they all have an effect on insulin and fat storage. Matt explains why in detail in this podcast. Matt also explains essential weight loss strategies you need to know in order to be successful losing weight in relation to sugar. He explains simple ways to get around sugar addiction.   The pair then discuss "Dad-Bods", a media made phenomenon in which these "Dad Bods physiques are the new "in" thing. A man with a Dad Bod does not have to be a dad, the article states. A Dad bod is a pudgy male who likes to have fun according to this very legitimate article from a known news site. (Listen to the podcast to find out who.) Tyler and Matt delve into the article on dad bods and discuss their take on it. It made for a hilarious and confusing venture   In closing, Matt and Tyler discuss the Alaskan Malamute rescue dog they adopted as well as play a recording of his "ghostly woman" like howl that occurs after they leave the residence. Matt states that his obsessive dog pictures can be found on instagram @getfitmusichhl. They close with some questionable comments as Health Humor Life goes off the air until next time! This podcast is both educational, informative, and presented in an entertaining fashion. be sure to give it a listen! Visit healthhumorlife.com for a free ebook called" Optimum nutrition for fat loss" detailing much of the information on sugar and weight loss in detail!   Write us a positive review to spread the word if you feel inclined!

FREE Weight Loss and Health eBook on HealthHumorLife.com  - Send Questions and comment  to   (We will be doing a Q and A Soon)   Tyler and Matt record separately on this day as the Podcast begins with Tyler getting immediately interrupted by a local Amtrak Train. Tyler discusses goal setting, how to set goals, and goal setting theory. He describes to the audience how putting a photo of a half naked man on your wall will help you with your life goals. He goes into journaling for goals. (And No not live online journal or live journal or whatever it was called back in the day) He discusses his personal story of long term and daily goal setting when he was on his path to successfully losing 90 pounds. Tyler states that his own personal journaling is what really helped and stated he would post a sample Journal from his journey on HealthHumorLife.com.   Matt takes over half way through and discusses his two cents on goal setting, taking action (immediately and imperfectly) , his dog getting fixed, an update on his break up, and how to take action instead of sitting at home playing with yourself. He describes how goal setting comes with having a positive mindset and describes ways to think positively and attract positive outcomes to yourself. He discusses SMART goals in detail and why they are important for success in your own personal goal setting and life goals. Matt discusses topics such as not having too many goals at once, over-planning before you take action, more goal setting theory, and discusses his personal goals in life and life goals he has achieved with the goal setting methods described.    So if you want tips and help on goal setting and assistance with accomplishing your life goals by taking action, journaling, staring at naked men every morning, thinking positive, and adding some greater good to this world, this podcast is for you! So take action now and download the newest episode of the Health Humor Life Uncensored Podcast! o

FREE Health and Weight Loss ebook and video course on www.healthhumorlife.com   Tyler opens the podcast by reading an ad for Pat's Lawn care. (Our newest sponsor!)   Matt soon delves into the emotional and shocking story of his most recent break up which is what sparked the topic of this podcast. He discusses the effects of an online dating website and insecure emotions and how this combination has come close to ruining his once great relationship.   Tyler also discusses his most recent heart break in which he details his encounter with a long distance lover. Colby joins them as they continue to discuss relationship advice, relationship problems, love quotes, infidelity, getting over a break up, the meaning of love, dating websites, dating tips, and girls girls girls.   You will hear and feel every human emotion during this podcast. From Matt's anger of the initial discovery that sparked the conflict in his personal relationship to Tyler's heart breaking long distance love story that went sour.   Matt and Tyler have been through a lot of relationship problems and also have extensively studied the psychology of dating, relationships, love, and women. Most of you, our audience, will be able to relate to this health humor life podcast.   Many questions come about during the podcast discussion...   Does Matt continue his personal relationship or does he move on?   Will Tyler and his former long distance lover ever reconnect? Does love exist?   What is love exactly? What is the meaning of love and relationships? Does Pat cut lawns well?   Will Peter plumb shit out of your toilet efficiently?   Find out the answer to these questions and many more on this five star health humor life podcast on a topic everyone can relate to: the meaning of love, relationship problems, and break ups.

Tyler and Matt open the Podcast by discussing the non homo stretching techniques Matt performed on Tyler earlier that day. These stretches included leg stretches, back stretches, and various stretching exercises designed to lower thy back pain of Tyler.   They then dive into a discussion on juicing, the benefits of juicing, juicing for weight loss, juicing recipes, and their personal experiences while drinking pressed juice. Matt discusses making it almost 13 days while Tyler juiced for 5. They discuss the mental and physical difficulties while juice fasting and whether it was worth doing or not.    They discuss the documentary "Fat Sick And Nearly Dead" and it's influence on the popularity of cold pressed juice. The documentary explains how a man was able to lose weight with pressed juice, improve health while drinking only fresh juice every day, as well as better manage the symptoms of his autoimmune disease as a result of drinking fresh pressed juices. He discusses the green juice recipes he used to achieve this and how the enzymes in the juice worked to improve his health.        Tyler explains why he doesn't need to measure BMI to know he is indeed fat. He explains what tells him that hes fat.    Tyler explains his story regarding a discussion with a nurse in which he says "Are you telling me juicing is unhealthy because that is what you were told? Or is it because of your hours and hours of research?" What she said will surprise you.    Matt discusses the enzymes in cold pressed juice. (Fresh juice). He discusses the importance of incorporating enzymes into our every day diets to boost our health and immune system. He touches on how to improve immune system, how enzymes function, and explains that enzymes work by boosting the body's ability to health itself. Matt clarifies that these enzymes are only found in fresh juice which has a very short expiration date. Much of the cold pressed juice found in grocery stores are processed and will not have these enzymes.    Tyler and Matt encourage their audience to always do research themselves no matter what the subject, situation, or source the information comes from. Don't just listen to a couple of Jabroni F*cks and take what they say as 100% truth! Research, research, research. Try out cold pressed juice for yourself and join us next week for another health humor life Podcast!   Visit healthhumorlife.com for a free ebook and video course.   Show Notes:   Tyler and Matt open up the podcast talking about Tyler's back injury and how he needed help stretching Matt talks about how long he juiced for, why he juiced and temptations he faced while juicing. Tyler talks about his juicing experience. Why he started, how long he juiced for and how juicing benefited him. How important water and hydrating is while juicing. Juicing is not to be used to loose weight for an extended period of time. Use juicing as a jump start to get your mind prepared for your weight loss journey. When your body receives the enzymes it needs, your body will heal itself! When your body isn't focused on digesting food - it puts those recourses to use to heal you. Natural cures + foods will cure vs Pharmaceutical drugs will manage Actually research and Fact check before making your own opinion on the different topics Tyler and Matt tell stories of their positives and negative experiences with Doctors. Enzymes are our body’s workers. They are responsible for constructing, synthesizing, carrying, dispensing, delivering, and eliminating the many ingredients and chemicals our body uses in its daily business of living. Our body makes enzymes. When we were young, we had an abundant supply of enzymes. Our energy level seemed never ending. That’s because we had “enzymes to burn” which kept us running at tip top efficiency – until our enzyme bank account dried up. As time goes by, we slowly begin to lose this efficiency. For years we may not even notice the changes. But then we become less able to eat the spicy foods we love or less able to recover as quickly from the aches and pains of daily jobs, weekend sports or just day to day chores. This reduced vitality and stamina can signal a weakened and compromised body. This is a crucial point – the more ‘alive’ our meals are, the more enzymes are present. Plus, the more plant food enzymes we consume, the more energy, vitality, youthfulness and superior health we will achieve. In other words, eating a diet rich in plant food, nuts, seeds and fresh herbs – along with juicing and blending – equals optimal health. 112 degrees Fahrenheit (a temperature that some experts say is the point where healthy food enzymes die). When we cook foods more than 115 degrees, all enzymes die. This is why 99% of us, living in a ‘cooked food society’, suffer from weakened immune systems, fatigue and pre-mature aging. Cold Press Juices - This is still considered “100% juice.” At the present time, this term is either used to refer to unpasteurized cold-pressed juice that has a shelf life of two to three days or HPP-treated cold-pressed juice with a shelf life of up to 45 days. Check the label to see if and how the juicehas been pasteurized. "The body is capable of extraordinary things under extreme circumstances" - Motivational Quote - Write it down, Put it where you can see it.     Health Benefits of Fresh Raw Cold Pressed Juice helps to detoxify body provides nutrient dense food allows higher consumption of a wider variety of vegetables strengthens immune system helps with mental alertness facilitates weight loss improves digestion increases energy anti-aging may help with allergies unlocks all nutrients of raw food allows one to consume the entire veggie/fruit Source of live enzymes decreases body odor Improves mood Liver Support helps with sleep issues helps with hormone issues