It's the Bluebell Battle, and the whole town is all, It's Gonna Be Me for the trophy. This I Promise You: we keep Bringin' Da Noise over George & Zoe, as in they need to say Bye Bye Bye. Frederick Dean Makes Rose Ill with a date, Wade wants to Just Get Paid, and Lavon Thought Zoe knew she shouldn't play Wade like a Space Cowboy (Yipee-Yi-Yay). If you want it, here's our Hart so many strings attached.

The O.C. - Season 4, Episode 2 - "The Cold Turkey". Everyone keeps GOBBLING up all the sadness in mourning their dead friend, and Volchok WADDLES back into their lives. Seth decides to WING IT and attempt to keep Summer happy, while Sandy tries to stay aBREAST of what's bothering Ryan.

Music Breakdowns are broken down this week!

Music Breakdowns are broken down this week!

We said she shouldn't go and lose her mind

but then POP! goes Zo's heart

George Tucker, don't you fall in love again

but then pop! goes his heart

Lemon just can't let him go

she needs to lose this feeling.

All that, plus the music & lyrics of Gilbert & Southivan and the start of ToWanda. Dear hearts, you are gold and silver.

The O.C. - Season 4, Episode 2 - "The Gringos". Hot on the heels of Volchok, Ryan heads back to TJ to follow a tip from Julie. Hot on the heels of Ryan, Seth follows along to try and talk sense into his buddy. Hot on the heels of Seth, Sandy and Kirsten try and stop the boys from doing anything dumb. Oh hey, it's also Steve-O! The O.C. also hits an all-time high for homophobic jokes, so... that's something!

Our second episode dives deep into Car Drivin songs. What songs are best for a driving a car? What songs are best listen to inside of a car? What songs drive a car? Maybe even a truck, too!

Question: Which Kinsella is best? FALSE-- the answer is both. This week, we meet Wade's brother, Zoe fails at staying out of the business, and everyone gets Locked & Loaded. Plus, George FINDS OUT! Which somehow makes him crappier than ever. Get yourself some beets, shoo away the bears, and pause that Battlestar Galactica to listen to this week's episode.