Here's what's happening this week on the Radio X Show

A man is barred from marrying his bride
Shocked girl wins lotto
Anne Hathaway is single (men around the world rejoice) Denise Richards' show is not reality (nobody is surprised) R Kelly is acquitted (lock up the children!)

Plus DETAILS ABOUT THE RADIO X SUMMER X-TACULAR!

Here's what's happening this week on the Radio X Show

Hundreds of bike riders celebrate
Naked man full of shit
Jennifer Lopez topped (not by hubby Marc Anthony) Patrick Swayze (is not dead, yet) Jessica Simpson's got a secret

Plus ELYSE IS BACK FOR MORE TORTURE!!

Chenoa's still off, John's joined by Elyse from elysex.net

A High School teacher gets... high?!?
Woman lives in closet for years - not Clay Aiken
Lindsay, Ashlee, and the hottest story to hit Hollywood!

Plus SOMETHING FUN AND AWESOME!!

So, will John actually run the show by himself? Does he remember how?

Scorpion attacks at Wal*Mart (not the rock band)
French guy fails at something (anyone shocked?)
Kristen Dunst talks (does anyone listen?) Michael Lohan says he doesn't live through tabloids (in a tabloid) Ellen can't stop talking about getting married (if I were marrying Portia de Rossi I'd brag, too)

Plus THE FINAL ROUND OF THE RADIO X LISTENER TAKEOVER CONTEST!! Did we pick your playlist? And who will win John's money?!? We answer all these questions!!!

ON THE MAY 21 RADIO X SHOW

Fan Appreciation month continues with the return of Christie!

Man rides with unbuckled son; secured brews
Shocking dispute over parking in Colorado
Jessica Alba's off the market Britney Spears might be on the market and American Idol drama never ends
Miss Michele was our special guest, reading tarot cards!

Plus THE NEXT ROUND OF THE RADIO X LISTENER TAKEOVER CONTEST!! Did we pick your playlist? Last Chance! Deadline is Monday night!!!

ON THE MAY 14 RADIO X SHOW
The Redhead Wonder Erica joins the show again, one-night-only, for another night of fun and debauchery

British guy cuts parking ticket charges in half
Barbie takes on a couple of Bratz in court
Whats with the chick in handcuffs?
Isaiah Washington Miley Cyrus and Heather Mills is still a bitch!

Plus ROUND TWO OF THE LISTENER TAKEOVER CONTEST!!

ON THE APRIL 30 RADIO X SHOW
Teacher, chauffeur, mother, pimp
Filipino files lawsuit against Holy Father
Miley Cyrus, again. also: Ashlee Simpson's sister, Gary Coleman, and Tyra Banks with a scoop?!?

Plus THE OFFICIAL "LISTENER TAKEOVER" CONTEST CONTINUES!! Deadline to get your submission in is May 27!

ON THE APRIL 23 RADIO X SHOW
Stupid Animal Stories
Rectal Surgery Lawsuit
Lindsay Ronson (?) Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears in the mix!

Plus THE OFFICIAL "LISTENER TAKEOVER" CONTEST CONTINUES!!

ON THE APRIL 9 RADIO X SHOW
Condom factory saves forests?!?
Michigan woman stuffs pants?!?
Tom Cruise Heath Ledger (yep, still dead) the other trampy Spears sister and Patrick Swayze, too!

Plus THE OFFICIAL "LISTENER TAKEOVER" CONTEST BEGINS!!

ON THE APRIL 16 RADIO X SHOW
France passes stupid law (surprised?)
Gays finally have their place in Denmark
Rob Lowe Ashlee Simpson and a Britney Spears tape?!?

Plus THE OFFICIAL "LISTENER TAKEOVER" CONTEST CONTINUES!!