We talk a lot about sitcoms in this one. If you don't like sitcoms, you won't like this!

Much love,

- G-Force and C-Legs

We can't get together to record a show this week, so instead we're delivering PACMAN: A Tragedy in Three Acts, a short radio play that we recorded earlier this year. Patrons: don't worry, we won't be charging you for this one.

Hopefully we'll be back to our regularly scheduled programming soon.

Much love,

- G-Force and C-Change

In this week's episode:

- A new intro!

- Playground games

- Time paradoxes

- New vs Old, RE players

- Props, and how to use them

- And many more!

This is episode 31, which is the only episode I'll get to record which is the same number as my age. I hope you appreciate that. Time comes for us all, unceasing, and all we can do until it does is try to distract ourselves.

Much love,

- G-Whizz (also C-Dog)

Chris went to a wedding the day before we recorded this podcast and drank roughly a pint of gin, but luckily he was still kind of drunk during. So it all balances out.

Coming up:

- Courage stat?

- Hitman names?

- Session 0?

- High Fantasy Sports?

- Pissing about?

- Skill checks?

- Betrayals?

And many more! Much love,

- G-Force and C-Burial

Coming up this week:

- German dwarfs

- Kobolds, again

- Big stupid dragons

- Sleep debt

- A brief moment of earnest affection between Grant and Chris, which is quickly laughed off

And many more. We love you so, so much. Have you had a haircut? You look great.

- G-rilla and the C-Horse

This month, we smush our planet-sized intellects against the following topics:

- Dependent Type Programming Languages

- Chemtrails, and What They Are

- The best episode of Red Dwarf

- The Fermi Paradox

- Fashion!

Many thanks to the patrons who funded this episode. We love you all.

Peace,

- G-Manoeuvre and the C-Lion

Coming up this week:

- Wine!

- What part of a dragon is tastiest?

- What's so bad about skeletons, anyway?

- Train noise!

- Mimics!

- Kobolds!

And many more.

Much love,

- Chris and Grant

I think this is the most legit RPG advice we've given in an episode. We barely talk about dinguses at all. I'm very sorry.

Much love,

- Grant and Chris

This episode was recorded in front of a live studio audience, and largely unedited, so apologies in advance. We hope you still like the jokes.

Much love to you all,

- G-Dog and C-Money

Hope you like listening to Grant giggle, because that's a solid 40% of this episode. Also includes:

- What gnomes are into

- How to name your characters

- Which D&D class you would like to fight one-on-one

- What does it mean to be a Hydra?

- Etc.

Much love,

- Chris and Grant