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Greetings and salutations from Sherwood Ohio! We're talking about the 1989 killer classic and nihilistic wit fest known as Heathers in this episode. This atypical suburban American satire is easily the most quotable movie of the decade. A black comedy that forever changed the teen movie genre and aptly prepared us for the years of apathy that enveloped every undiagnosed misanthrope Prozac nation had to offer. 

Surely we are past all that now, right? We've learned that real life sucks losers dry. So what are you waiting for? Get motoring over to your Snappy Snack and Shack for a Slushy and a Turbo Dog while we provide all the BIG FUN your teen angst bullshit kept you from having. Don't be a pudwhapper, you know you want to, it'll be very.