Heavy Eyes

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Heavy Eyes episodes

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    Your favorite? ‘30 Year Old Kids' are back with a very very very very very very in depth review of ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem’. If that doesn’t get you interested then there’s some Michael Bay and Seth Rogen talk that should change your mind…..maybe….

    33 min
  • Smile

    Your favorite? ‘30 Year Old Kids' are back with a very very very very very very in depth review of ‘Smile’. And yes, it’s scary movie but it’s also the perfect time to talk about movies that make them “smile” and “frown”. Not in a good mood, then listen and turn that frown upside down…was that too much?

    43 min
  • John Wick: Chapter 4 Review Pt. 1

    Your favorite? ‘30 Year Old Kids' are back with a very very very very

    very very in depth review of John Wick: Chapter 4. You might also hear a

    pitch for the next great, epic crossover movie event! But I don’t know,

    guess you’ll have to see….

    59 min
  • Shazam: Fury of the Gods Review

    Your favorite? '30 Year Old Kids' are back with a very very very very in depth review of Shazam: Fury of the Gods. Since no one wanted to see this movie, I know you don't expect these guys to stay focused on the subject right?........

    52 min
  • Creed 3 Review

    Your favorite? '30 Year Old Kids' are back with a very very very very very very in depth review of Creed 3. Sylvester Stallone didn't appear in the movie but he certainly gonna appear in this conversation, along with how this movie changed the sign language game and more. This conversation is a knockout!.....smh

    49 min
  • Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania Review

    The "men" from the upcoming show '30 Year Old Kids' are back doing Heavy Eyes and talking about how they don't fall asleep during movies anymore as well as a very very very very very very in depth review of Ant-man Quantumania. Excuse audio issues and excessive talk about Icee cookies. We're shaking the rust off.

    1 hr
  • Why I Fall Asleep During Movies

    Today we finally do a shallow dive into just how I became qualified to host a show called Heavy Eyes and why I fall asleep during movies. This episode gets very scientific.


    6 min

About Heavy Eyes

From the publisher's feed

After the opening multi-part Fast & Furious Series, follow the '30 Year Kids' as they discuss movies and sometimes TV shows that they most likely fell asleep on. Also there will be special episodes, fancasts, watch-alongs, reviews, and news. Enjoy!