Tonight Jeff drinks a beer that tastes like beer, becoming a a cyborg with RGB on my balls, Collin destroying his toe, the new bronco, 1 flex you had as a kid, pizza places have the worst forks, one of us loaded as absurd amount on a Subway gift card, anti-maskers and wearing masks below your nose, do not squish the frog, and backyard camping.

Dearly beloved, we're gather here in Collin's backyard to talk about being exhausted, Wayfair conspiracy theories, national bands taking PPP loans, social media, COVID-19 (duh), float life, product design life-cycle, empathy vs sympathy, and when to ride for your spouse or tell them they're being extra.

This week Collin makes the drive to Jeff's house to talk the newest rap beefs, Flygod is an awesome god II, Lil Wayne's FWA, WTF is "sus" or "simp", and a TikTok ban? COVID, masks, & pools oh my!

We're talking Human Law, Freddie Gibbs beefing with Akademiks, Jeff saves a deer, rich folks and their guns, herd immunity, deep tissue massages, new cars, the death of the front license plate, and bands that everyone loves and you can't get in to 

This week we talk too many predators and not enough aliens, (Lorna Shore, Attila, Dealer, Homewrecker, & Austin Carlile and Ron Jeremy), newest stories of police in the news, Trump and his testing logic, sad Trump rally, Apple's iOS gets widgets, and Collin place blame where it doesn't belong.

Feels so good to be back poddin in person. Tonight we talked BLM and protests, Jeff thinks he quit the band again, Collin is a crunchy granola guy but what does that even mean, Jeep bro realizations, Dave Chappelle, church sign pun culture is a thing, everyone calling out Cory Brandon from Norma Jean, and a story about the Buttcheek Bandit

Protests, curfews, military on the corners, Trump wants to speak to Twitter's manager, Facebook rooms, Freddie Gibbs & The Alchemist "Alfredo", Xibalba "Años en infierno", naked and afraid, and the great bike hunt

This week is hopefully our last quaranweek for the podcast. We're talking excessive Minecraft punishment, the George Floyd tragedy, Collin shits on my RC car with a $17k Rolls Royce model, Joe Rogan selling out, buying streams, and how at least one of our kids found out butt plugs exist.

This ep we're talking lots of music things. BTBAM, spastic metalcore is BACK, Spotify group sessions, contact tracing, packed out patios and all the Karen cop callers, and why cheese is a good insulator. 

 Jerry Stiller, Elon Musk's baby name, events like birthdays in the time of COVID, woke teens going after Robert Downey Jr. for his role in Tropic Thunder, at what age should you retake a drivers test, Plandemic, and a hot take on getting microchipped