IN THE SEASON OPENER, HECTOR AND PELEN TRY TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE SEASON THREE THEIR BEST ONE YET. ALONG THE WAY, THEY START A BOYBAND, PELEN RANTS ABOUT STUART LITTLE, AND HECTOR MAKES A DISTURBING CALL TO A CELEBRITY. 

ALSO PELEN GOT A NEW LAPTOP :D

AFTER A MONTH OF BEING ON HIATUS, HECTOR AND PELEN ATTEMPT TO MAKE A COMEBACK. IT DIDN'T GO WELL. 

IN THIS EPISODE, HECTOR AND PELEN TALK ABOUT CAPITALISM, WHITNEY HOUSTON'S DEATH, AND PAPER AIRPLANES. WE ALSO CALL OUR FRIENDS AND CHALLENGE THEM TO SPELL A VERY DIFFICULT WORD. IM NOT GOING TO SPELL IT BECAUSE IT'S DIFFICULT AND MAKES ME MAD :( ALSO PELEN HAS AN ANXIETY ATTACK

ALSO WE GOT TO TALK TO HECTOR'S MOM. WHAT A QUEEN. LOVE YOU QUEEN. <3

@ WHITNEY HOUSTON PLS DO NOT SUE US. WE LOVE YOU AND I LOOKED IT UP AND SHE WON 7 GRAMMYS. SORRY QUEEN. 

IN THIS EPISODE, HECTOR AND PELEN USE SOUND EFFECTS, PONDER ABOUT COP CARS, DISCUSS MISOGYNY, TALK ABOUT THEIR FAVORITE MOVIES, FREESTYLE, SING SONGS ABOUT MAKING OUT, AND DISCUSS HOW SNOOP DOGG IS SO MUCH COOLER THAN THEM. 

RIP JOHN CANDY <3

IN THIS EPISODE, HECTOR AND PELEN SIT DOWN WITH TREYJUAN TO DISCUSS LOVE, REJECTION, RAISING CANES, AND HOW TO GET YOUR CRUSH TO LIKE YOU BACK. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. DON'T GET PREGNANT. THE WORLD HAS ENOUGH SCORPIO'S. <3. SORRY SUMMER WALKER 

RAISING CANES SHOULD SPONSOR US. HAHA JK. UNLESS?

HECTOR AND PELEN DO NOT FIGHT ZOMBIES. :( THEY WISH THEY DID BUT THEY JUST DO NOT HAVE THE MATERIALS NECESSARY TO DO SO. BLACK HISTORY MONTH IS COMING UP SO GO HUG A BLACK PERSON. LOVE Y'ALL <3. GAY RIGHTS

ALL OF THE PEOPLE WE TRIED TO GET ON THE SHOW CANCELLED ON US LOLZ :/ UM WE MAKE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT THAT WILL CHANGE THE WORLD. ALSO WE WON A TROPHY FOR HAVING THE BEST GODDAMN PODCAST IN THE HISTORY OF THE EARTH. SORRY IF THIS EPISODE SUCKS. WE TRIED. IM GONNA MAKE A BOWL OF CEREAL BYE. HECTOR AND PELEN FOREVER <3

IN THIS EPISODE, HECTOR AND PELEN TRANSFER TO MORTON HIGH SCHOOL. WE TALK TO LANDON AND GOT TO MEET LMFAO. REMEMBER THAT BAND? PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSEEEE TONIGHT. WE TALK ABOUT TEEN PREGNANCY, GUYS NAMED KEITH, AND ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS LIKE "WHO IS MY REAL DAD?" YOU KNOW THE IMPORTANT STUFF. SEASON 2 STARTS NOW [SENT WITH SLAM EFFECT]