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On today’s edition of the Nersey Guide to Ethical Hating, we’re joined by Bauce Sauce, a veritable internet legend who, no b******t, has:

* Been a pro wrestler

* Played basketball in college

* Gotten to level 50 on Pokémon Go

* Fathered two children

* Hunted a Lizard-Man and wrote an article about it titled “Reptile Dysfunction”

* Hosted videos for Complex

* Interviewed Gudda Gudda, who is his favorite rapper

* Successfully rhymed the word “orange” in a rap song

He is, by and large, also the happiest person we’ve ever met. So, we decided to have him on and convince him to be more of a hater. It kind of worked I guess? Mainly we just got to bask in Bauce’s hyper-posi aura and watch in awe as he cut an insane wrestling promo in which he threatened to beat Slava in a game of one-on-one basketball. Other topics include being online in your thirties, trying to convince his daughter not to clout-farm, and whether you should respond to a stranger’s unprovoked aggression with a comic amount of aggression.

Good episode, long episode, listen to it the night before they pick up the recycling and you’re gonna have to spend an hour and a half crushing cans.

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