It’s officially spooky season, y’all — and the Dirty Heifers are showing up in full costume! 🐮🎃

In this chaotic and hilarious episode, Margaret, Jessie, and Shauna react to the most over-the-top fall soaps on TikTok and beyond. From pumpkin spice swirls to glitter-packed creations that would make a unicorn blush, the heifers are dishing out their unfiltered thoughts, laughs, and soap-maker side-eye.

Along the way, they tackle everything from recipe-sharing etiquette to melt and pour magic, talk about what makes a soap ostentatious (yep, that’s the Word of the Week), and swap stories about the wins — and fails — of creative soap making.

The episode wraps up with the first-ever Heifers’ Choice Awards, where the ladies crown their favorite fall soap creations and celebrate the wild talent in the handmade soap community.

🧼 Expect laughs, glitter, cow puns, and plenty of inspiration for your next batch! 💬 Drop your favorite soap moment in the comments and tell us who you think should’ve won the Heifers’ Choice Award!