Valentine’s Day might look cute on Instagram — but behind the scenes? It’s cure time math, shipping stress, pink mica chaos, and customers who think “handmade” means “instant.”

In this Valentine’s Day special, Margaret, Jessie, and Shauna break down why soap makers are already thinking about February while everyone else is still recovering from Christmas. From planning releases months in advance to dealing with last-minute shoppers, fragrance fails, and heart-shaped regrets, this episode pulls back the curtain on what it really takes to get Valentine’s products to market.

Along the way, the heifers share their best and worst Valentine’s releases, customer chaos stories, partner struggles during busy seasons, and a Word of the Week that sounds like a medical condition but actually means “beautiful.” (Spoiler: Jessie absolutely nails it.)

Whether you’re a maker, a small business owner, or just someone who loves a little chaos with your romance, this episode is equal parts relatable, educational, and unhinged — in the best way.

💘 Soap talk 💘 Small business realities 💘 Valentine’s Day behind the scenes 💘 Pink mica trauma

Stay dirty, heifers.

Tonight on the Dirty Heifers Podcast, Margaret, Jessie, and Shauna dive into… absolutely nothing. No outline. No topic. No sponsor. Just three small-business besties embracing pure chaos and meandering their way through life, business, soap making, and whatever random thoughts happen to crash-land in our brains.

We’re talking unhinged stories, behind-the-scenes maker life, weird customer moments, random life updates, new obsessions, red flags, comfort habits, and why we should probably never record without a plan again.

Jessie tackles our Word of the Week: “Meanderthal” (very on brand), Shauna gets roasted in a vocabulary sentence, and the heifers argue through a brand-new “This or That” category: Unpopular Comforts.

If you love casual, unfiltered, hangout-style episodes from makers and small-business owners who don’t take themselves too seriously, this one’s for you.

✨ New episodes every week! Don’t forget to like, comment, subscribe, and stay dirty, heifers.

Integrating your online shop with social media sounds easy… until Meta sends you into a loop of missing product errors, your Facebook shop disappears into the void, and TikTok Shop tries to overthrow your entire inventory system.

In this episode of the Dirty Heifers Podcast, Margaret (Warm & Fuzzy Soapery), Jessie (Country Lather Soapworks), and Shauna (Bawauna Bath & Body) dive headfirst into the messy, glitchy, headache-inducing world of syncing your business with platforms like Meta, Facebook Shop, Instagram Shop, TikTok, and more.

We talk about: 💥 Why Meta integration is never a one-and-done task 💥 The chaos of missing pixels, broken shop buttons, and ghost product catalogs 💥 TikTok Shop madness and why some makers opt out 💥 How tech glitches genuinely impact small business owners 💥 The reality of dealing with customer support (the good, the bad, and the “try again later”) 💥 Advice for new makers who think connecting their shop will be easy (spoiler: good luck) 💥 And of course… a back-to-back hilarious This or That segment

If you’ve ever tried to connect your shop and ended up screaming at your screen, this episode will make you laugh, cry, and feel very seen.

New episodes drop weekly — hit subscribe, leave a comment, and tell us your WORST tech horror story.

Stay dirty, heifers.

Welcome back to The Dirty Heifers Podcast — and buckle up, because today we are diving head-first into the chaotic world of Thanksgiving-themed 5 Minute Crafts. Y’all… the doilies alone should be illegal.

In this episode, we roast, react, and deeply question the life choices behind these “craft hacks” that absolutely NO ONE asked for. From glue-gunned disasters to projects that would 100% ruin family relationships if you brought them to Thanksgiving dinner, we’re breaking down every absurd moment with heifer-level honesty.

We also share what we’re truly thankful for this year — friendships, family, supportive husbands, and the community that keeps us laughing even when we’re one bad craft away from losing it.

If you love chaotic commentary, unhinged DIY reactions, and heifers being their authentic, ridiculous selves… you’re in the right place.

👉 Drop a comment and tell us YOUR favorite terrible craft fail 👉 Hit subscribe so you don’t miss our next episode 👉 And stay dirty, heifers 🐮🦃

Welcome back to The Dirty Heifers Podcast, where your favorite chaotic barnyard business besties — Margaret, Jessie, and Shauna — tackle the one topic every small business owner loves to hate: TAX SEASON. 🐄💸

In this episode, we’re diving headfirst into the migraine-inducing, paper-hoarding, coffee-chugging world of small business taxes. From our own boneheaded bookkeeping moments to the “OMG why didn’t anyone tell me this?!” lessons we've learned the hard way, we’re spilling it all — with plenty of sass, snorts, and heifer-level honesty.

We chat about: ✨ Surviving tax season without setting something on fire ✨ Keeping your receipts somewhere other than your car cupholder ✨ Why your accountant deserves hazard pay ✨ How organization (ugh, we know) can actually save your sanity ✨ When it's time to call in the professionals before the IRS calls you

Whether you're a brand-new business babe or a seasoned entrepreneur who still panics at the word “audit,” we're here to make taxes feel a little less terrifying… and maybe even a tiny bit funny.

So grab a snack, grab your spreadsheets (or don’t, we won't judge), and hang out with your heifers while we walk you through how to prep, survive, and thrive during tax season.

🐮 Like, subscribe, drop a comment, and tell us your worst tax season horror story. We live for the drama.

In this episode of The Dirty Heifers Podcast, the Heifers get real about what happens when your hobby turns into a hustle—and then straight into burnout hell. From soap making and small business stress to the emotional rollercoaster of content creation, Margaret, Jessie, and Shauna dive into the realities behind “doing what you love.”

They chat about creative burnout, social media pressure, balancing passion and profit, and what happens when your craft starts to feel like a chore. You’ll hear hilarious and honest takes on managing stock, handling customer expectations, and deciding when it’s time to rest—or outsource!

The Heifers also share their Halloween plans, personal burnout stories, and wrap things up with a light-hearted “This or That” game all about business, creativity, and soap-making chaos.

Whether you’re a soap maker, crafter, entrepreneur, or just trying to keep your spark alive in the daily grind, this episode is for you.

✨ New episodes every week! Subscribe for real talk, laughs, and the occasional cow pun.

This week, the Dirty Heifers roll up their sleeves and dig into the digital dirt — giving real, unfiltered feedback to Happy Soul Soap & Candle Co. on their social media game. From Instagram grids to TikTok reels, we’re breaking down what’s working, what’s missing, and how small businesses can glow up online without losing their handmade charm.

Margaret, Jessie, and Shauna bring their business brains and heifer humor to the table, sharing practical tips every maker can use — whether you’re selling soaps, candles, or anything in between. Expect plenty of laughs, honest opinions, and a few golden nuggets of marketing wisdom.

We’re talking about finding your brand voice, building community, showing your process, and staying consistent on social. Plus, we highlight how storytelling and authenticity (like Happy Soul’s beautiful origin story) can turn casual followers into loyal customers.

So grab your coffee, your phone, and your favorite bar of soap — because it’s time to clean up those feeds, y’all.

It’s officially spooky season, y’all — and the Dirty Heifers are showing up in full costume! 🐮🎃

In this chaotic and hilarious episode, Margaret, Jessie, and Shauna react to the most over-the-top fall soaps on TikTok and beyond. From pumpkin spice swirls to glitter-packed creations that would make a unicorn blush, the heifers are dishing out their unfiltered thoughts, laughs, and soap-maker side-eye.

Along the way, they tackle everything from recipe-sharing etiquette to melt and pour magic, talk about what makes a soap ostentatious (yep, that’s the Word of the Week), and swap stories about the wins — and fails — of creative soap making.

The episode wraps up with the first-ever Heifers’ Choice Awards, where the ladies crown their favorite fall soap creations and celebrate the wild talent in the handmade soap community.

🧼 Expect laughs, glitter, cow puns, and plenty of inspiration for your next batch! 💬 Drop your favorite soap moment in the comments and tell us who you think should’ve won the Heifers’ Choice Award!

In this unscripted episode of The Dirty Heifers Podcast, the heifers go completely off the rails — from talking gumbo and gator meat to diving deep into the business of soapmaking, content creation, and small business chaos. Expect laughter, learning, and a whole lot of sass as Margaret, Jessie, and Shauna tackle everything from TikTok Shop drama to fragrance trends and the art of teaching others.

They cover the realities of running a handmade business — from avoiding personal-business money mix-ups to finding your signature product and keeping your creativity alive. Whether you’re a soapmaker, candle creator, or small biz hustler, this episode proves that sometimes the best conversations happen when there’s no plan at all.

💬 Highlights:

• Cajun cooking, gumbo, and gator talk (yes, really)
• “Flummoxed” and “fiddle fartin’” — the Heifers’ new vocabulary
• Challenges of selling on TikTok Shop and adapting to new platforms
• Why teaching, testing, and sampling fragrance oils matters
• The importance of signature products and fragrance trends
• Behind-the-scenes podcast chaos and what gets cut out
• How humor builds community in the handmade world

🎧 Tune in for relatable small business stories, laughs, and a reminder that even when you’re a little flummoxed, you’re still doing just fine.

In this episode of The Dirty Heifers podcast, the hosts get real about dealing with online trolls, hate comments, and unsolicited criticism. From the difference between helpful feedback and straight-up trolling to the emotional toll that negativity can take on small business owners and creators, they’re breaking it all down — heifer-style. 🐮

Margaret, Jessie, and Shauna share personal stories of online drama, dive into why trolls do what they do, and talk about how to turn negativity into motivation. Whether you’ve faced internet hate or just want to build a thicker skin while running your business online, this episode is packed with sass, laughs, and solid advice.

💬 What you’ll hear in this episode:

• The difference between trolls and constructive critics
• How online hate affects mental health and creativity
• Real-life stories from the Heifers’ own comment sections
• How to use negativity as fuel for growth
• Why community support makes all the difference

If you’ve ever had to deal with an online hater — this one’s for you.

👉 Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and leave a comment (especially if you’ve ever had to clap back at a troll).