How would you rate yourself out of 10? Rich has a theory on how people rate themselves and Nicole has a mishap involving a toilet. Also in this episode: Jennifer Coolidge impressions, the mean (and factual) things kids say and the story of how Sara got abducted in a shopping mall.

Held Against My Will

Good parenting advice is everywhere but SiriusXM hosts Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis aren’t afraid to pull the curtain back and laugh at some of their own parenting fails.

Kids & Family

Parenting

Nicole & Rich are celebrating with you today for it’s the 200th Episode of Have Kids, They Said! Take a walk down memory lane, revisit the wild and wonderful topics like lactation porn, diaper bombs, testing The Mormon Soak, having Bridgerton Sex, and who could forget Tinsel Tits. Rich then tries to convince how we’re all VIPs with a TSA Pre-Check and we remember the time Nicole almost died? We also discover new ways to embarrass your kids!

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The Big Booty 200!

This episode Nicole & Rich get really stuck into the many reasons why we can’t have nice things, why people suck and why was Rich scammed so easily by a 7 year old?! You’ll also hear what Chuck E. Cheese and Cardi B have in common, why Nicole has a picnic blanket with her and if Rich made it to his kid's birthday party after travel delays. The woes of parenting and getting the work life balance, and plenty more!

Scammed by a 7 Year Old

Proving that YES we are all body and sex positive these days, Nicole & Rich are back for another week of NSFK (not safe for kids) topics but are joined by Nicole’s husband Matt Ryan for an exclusive & detailed conception story, (will they ever know for sure?). They also answer your questions about that hellhole daily grind of 5pm to bedtime, getting outside with your kids and could Rich be parent of the year?

Syringe Baby (with Matt Ryan)

Rich experiences the biggest meltdown ever in public while his partner Sarah has a Mom’s Night Out where the gals let their hair down. Nicole hears all about the modern parenting trends right now and especially wants to let her kids get bored, but you can’t miss her story about one of kids letting a big one rip in the elevator.

Not Car-ee!

It’s time to debrief on the events of Mother’s Day because Nicole isn’t happy, and when did it become her responsibility to capture all the family memories!? Meanwhile, Rich is trying some new discipline techniques to stop the eye rolling and we hear your parenting questions about birthday party etiquette, maintaining friendships and more.

Held Against My Will

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