Have Kids, They Said…

By SiriusXM

What's Have Kids, They Said… about?

Good parenting advice is everywhere but SiriusXM hosts Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis aren’t afraid to pull the curtain back and laugh at some of their own parenting fails.

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Have Kids, They Said… episodes:

05.07.2024
Girthy Gary
Nicole and Rich dive into the week's hot pop culture news, from The Roast of Tom Brady to the Drake vs. Kendrick Lamar rap beef—and you bet Nicole somehow manages to bring the convo back to Taylor Swift. They then...
05.02.2024
Where Should I Put This Bad Boy?
As professional talkers both Nicole and Rich have been suffering from the Art of Small Talk recently. Rich cannot believe the words that are coming out of his mouth in various awkward encounters this week. Meanwhile, Nicole’s son has been...
04.30.2024
Put the P in the V
Today, Nicole can’t even get one whole minute alone from the kids to record the podcast while Rich nurses a Little League injury from a 6 year-old. It’s peak parenting time all round! We hear from you this week, with...
04.25.2024
Financial Boner
As a parent, what is turning you on? Rich & Nicole are constantly surprised at what has them hot and bothered. It’s Spring Break for Nicole and she’s discovered her love language is logistics while her husband Matt is chaotically...
04.23.2024
Keep It Hairy
We learn how to properly blow (out candles) and while we're waiting for the Spice Girls reunion, Taylor Swift teaches us about what "fortnight" means. Rich continues to be a sport fan but please no farts. Nicole and Rich ask...
04.18.2024
Play Fierce
Today Nicole and Rich recap stories from Coachella and The Masters before discussing acceptable excuses to miss your child's birth. Then, cool mom Nicole laments that her kids are finding her more embarrassing while Rich sounds off on parents who...
04.16.2024
Koozie Stache
Nicole has new glasses! Which naturally leads to discussing... smuggling drugs through TSA inside bodily orifices? Yep! After that fun detour, Rich & Nicole dish about NYC reducing its rat population using RAT BIRTH CONTROL (yes, this is real), how...
04.11.2024
Peppermint Patty
What are we wearing to school drop off & pick up, people? Rich thinks parents are a little TOO put together in LA, meanwhile New Yorkers are 1000% keeping it real like usual, according to Nicole. This episode you’re getting...
04.09.2024
Hide the Smut
If you’re calling radio stations and making song requests in the year 2024, then Nicole and Rich are not going to stand for it! This episode, you’ll hear a little game of ‘Nerd OR Awesome?’ and we wanna know: what...
04.04.2024
Sex Lives of Conjoined Girls
This week has been a doozy - Nicole gives an update to her eye problems and why her health is causing her so much stress. But on to lighter things - doesn’t everyone in New York have a friend who...
04.02.2024
Sick Pirate
Now this is how you start a podcast - coughing your lungs out. Why? Because everyone is sick. Nicole and Rich talk about how you can’t blame someone for getting you sick anymore. Nicole opens up about her current “Ace...
03.28.2024
Marigolds & Gummies
Today, Nicole and Rich are wondering how you enhance your life as a parent (without your kids around!) before getting into spring break activities that drain us of our energy and our wallets and fun date night ideas and you’ll...
03.26.2024
Bangin’ Oldies
Nicole and Rich jumped to conclusions and debrief after the recent Royal news and they wanna know: when did you get it wrong? Meanwhile, they whip through some insightful parenting advice thanks to your questions on sleeping, how many precious...
03.21.2024
Droppin’ Loads
Nicole and Rich are thinking about two things: the Olympics and ... Kate Middleton. Stick around for things we hate this week (could give you the ICK - the NSFW variety), if our kids are competitive (and if we want...
03.19.2024
Faked It!
When was the last time you had a sloppy joe? Nicole & Rich are back with lots of flavorful stories (and memories) along with The F*ck Do We Know questions for you today about parenting, how you find a great...
03.14.2024
Turn Up the Heat
Parents have gone wild this week as Rich is back from vacation and knows way too much about the Spring Breaker crowd. We talk about what 'words' work with your kids, who is the 'fun parent' (Rich? or Nicole?) and...
03.07.2024
Collect All Six
Today, Nicole is not committing Murder on the Dancefloor, while Rich has his kids packing light for vacation. The pair celebrate the Kelce family's success in parenting Jason & Travis and recall two VERY different parents from the first reality TV show:...
03.05.2024
The Hot Ones
Nicole & Rich are back with their regular podcasting schedule and here to answer your questions on a Tuesday! Do we want to know the ins and outs of famous people's sex lives? Have we heard about the F*ck You...
02.29.2024
Appleberry Bottom
Nicole and Rich are back with an update about the podcast and get straight back into it! They discuss who has the best-looking feet, how to deal with 4-year-old tantrums and if YouTube’s Ms Appleberry is the best teacher around....
02.08.2024
Matt Ryan's Rage
Matt Ryan co-hosts this special episode with Nicole and the pair discuss psycho basketball dads, Matt's recent injury and traveling with kids. They also go over freezing on camera, bad dogs and broken elevators.
02.06.2024
Throw That Butter
Parenting experts Rich and Nicole explain why you should throw butter at your kids. They also answer the big questions like: should kids be punished for using violence as self defense? Should teachers punish students for eating "unhealthy snacks? Should...
02.01.2024
Parental Partying
With the Super Bowl coming up, Rich and Nicole go over partying around kids and where to draw the line. Rich’s volunteer position turns into “volun-telling” him what to do and Nicole has another story where parents get too intense...
01.30.2024
Bloody Balls
Supporting your kids can be tough, especially when it comes to shaving their bits. Rich and Nicole go over how to handle awkward questions, traveling without kids and if sex during pregnancy is weird. Your favorite parenting “experts” also discuss...
01.25.2024
Little B*tch Rich
Rich goes to Disneyland with his family and loses his temper at one of the employees. Meanwhile, Nicole has all sorts of questions about something called “Man Camp”. Also, is it worse for men when they get sick or do...
01.23.2024
Hornables
How do you handle rude dance moms, family fights over TV’s and friends taking their sick kids out in public? Nicole and Rich give their hot takes on these topics and more, like what body parts they’re willing to expose...
01.18.2024
Bad Daddy
Sports can bring out the worst in parents as Nicole and Matt discover at their kid’s basketball game. Also in this episode: a sleepover gone horribly wrong, the magic of Hulk Hogan, the struggle of constant fatigue and the pain...
01.16.2024
Wanna be Sore?
Where do babies come from? Rich and Nicole go over how to answer when your kid wants to know more about the birds and the bees. They also discuss a terrifying ordeal with the kids at the doctor's office, the...
01.11.2024
Held Against My Will
How would you rate yourself out of 10? Rich has a theory on how people rate themselves and Nicole has a mishap involving a toilet. Also in this episode: Jennifer Coolidge impressions, the mean (and factual) things kids say and...
01.09.2024
Perfume On Your What??
Perfume might smell nice but it sure doesn’t taste good- Rich and Nicole go over their run ins with perfuming your bits and bobs. They also discuss 9 year olds in Sephora, whether meds should be given to other people’s...
01.04.2024
Make An OnlyFans, They Said…
Rich and Nicole go over the holidays, presents and why batteries should always be included. The duo also go over their New Years Resolutions, Nicole realizes she has to watch what she says when her kid asks her what OnlyFans...
12.21.2023
O Holy Nut
It’s that time of year again- Nicole and Rich go over everything to do with the holidays. From Christmas movies and Hanukkah gifts to vomit on stage at the choir concert, it’s a truly magical season. Also in this episode:...
12.19.2023
Lie Until You Die
What do you do when kids lie? Rich and Nicole have very different parenting strategies when you catch your kid in a fib. The duo also go over lies you tell your partner, the upcoming roast of Tom Brady, and...
12.14.2023
Ugh, Seriously?
Nicole discovers holiday season is the perfect time to teach her kids about gratitude… or at least try. Rich shares his tips for attending holiday parties and the duo discuss the top 5 mistakes parents are making with the holiday...
12.12.2023
Divorce.com
Is there such a thing as trashy parenting? Rich and Nicole react to the viral trend outlining some parenting red flags. They also discuss getting recognized in public with their families, the best place and time to wrap gifts, insane...
12.07.2023
Christmas Party Problems
Rich runs into some serious trouble with Sara as they plan their annual gingerbread Christmas party and Nicole has to keep her kids calm when they see roadkill. Also in this episode: are theraguns the hottest new sex toy? Can...
12.05.2023
Golden Semen
How early is too early for “the talk” and how much detail do kids need? Rich and Nicole go over some big topics like having more kids, dealing with meltdown triggers and shopping at Costco.
11.30.2023
Nicole Lost Her Kid
Panic ensues when Nicole loses her kid on vacation and a trip to the mini-golf course ends in tears for Rich’s kids. Also in this episode: explaining what “drunk” means to your kids and that lying for a good cause...
11.28.2023
Rick Mavis
Thanksgiving is over and Rich noticed his friends are getting older and going grey - Is it weird for men to touch up their appearance like women often do? The duo also discuss timid kids and their timid parents and...
11.16.2023
Bedroom Gobble
Thanksgiving is upon us and Rich and Nicole are feeling more thankful than ever as they reflect on their kids; how they don’t listen and bite butts. Also in this episode, the pair discuss Nicole’s prank on Rich’s brother, the...
11.14.2023
What, No “Thank You”??
Nicole and Rich disagree about thank you letters and go over how to raise high achievers according to experts. The two also discuss going barefoot on the plane, Taylor Swift’s latest concert drama and the differences between what parents and...
11.09.2023
Oh That's Poop
Potty training is tough! Rich and Nicole discuss the do's and don'ts along with how to raise kids to deal with bullies. Your favorite parenting podcasters also discuss Rich's experience on set of a porn, toxic masculinity, mononucleosis (mono) and...
11.07.2023
Father...
Nicole and Rich discuss a dad who wants to be called “Father” by his kids and whether good grades should be rewarded. Also, the duo go over allowing your kids to cry, freedom vs. wealth, National Nacho Day and Alexa’s...
11.02.2023
Halloween, Am I Right?
Halloween may be over but Rich and Nicole go over the Switch Witch, Trick-or-treating and discuss the potential dangers of Halloween candy. Also in this episode, Nicole tells everyone someone died… but got the wrong person and Rich goes over...
10.31.2023
I Get What I Want
A gender reveal goes horribly wrong and Rich and Nicole discuss whether or not new parents should care about gender. The duo also go over bad nannies, following through on threats and promises, open relationships and so much more including...
10.26.2023
Vote Tampering
Nicole accidentally attempts burglary and a scandal at Rich's local Fall Festival leads to suspicions of vote tampering. Also in this episode: what to do when your kids try to help but end up creating more work and the unexpected...
10.24.2023
Cookie Duster
Rich and Nicole answer one of the most difficult questions in parenting - do you have a favorite kid? The pair also discuss Rich's new moustache, screen addictions, David and Victoria Beckham, and a would-you-rather between Lenny Kravitz and Sam...
10.19.2023
Domino Daddy
Rich gets in trouble at his son's art class when he gives all of his attention to another kid and Nicole has a humiliating run-in with her former nanny. The pair also discuss Halloween, Nicole's movie theater mishap and being...
10.17.2023
Ice Pack Parents
Is being too soft with kids a problem and do "Ice Pack Parents" make it worse? Rich and Nicole discuss along with how to deal with whininess, kids getting bullied by their friends, and when to be upset at your...
10.12.2023
Damn Straight, B*tch!
With kids, or without kids, that is the question- especially when making plans. In this episode, Nicole and Rich discuss the awkwardness of planning adults-only events, whether or not you should let your kids win at games, and what happens...
10.10.2023
What Do You Miss The Most?
Nicole and Rich answer some big questions like how soon is too soon to hit up a recent divorcee? And is shouting the same as child abuse? They also go over the things they miss the most about a childless...

What's Have Kids, They Said… about?

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Have Kids, They Said… episodes:

Girthy Gary

Where Should I Put This Bad Boy?

Put the P in the V

Financial Boner

Keep It Hairy

Play Fierce

Koozie Stache

Peppermint Patty

Hide the Smut

Sex Lives of Conjoined Girls

Sick Pirate

Marigolds & Gummies

Bangin’ Oldies

Droppin’ Loads

Faked It!

Turn Up the Heat

Collect All Six

The Hot Ones

Appleberry Bottom

Matt Ryan's Rage

Throw That Butter

Parental Partying

Bloody Balls

Little B*tch Rich

Hornables

Bad Daddy

Wanna be Sore?

Held Against My Will

Perfume On Your What??

Make An OnlyFans, They Said…

O Holy Nut

Lie Until You Die

Ugh, Seriously?

Divorce.com

Christmas Party Problems

Golden Semen

Nicole Lost Her Kid

Rick Mavis

Bedroom Gobble

What, No “Thank You”??

Oh That's Poop

Father...

Halloween, Am I Right?

I Get What I Want

Vote Tampering

Cookie Duster

Domino Daddy

Ice Pack Parents

Damn Straight, B*tch!

What Do You Miss The Most?

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