Happy holidays! Just like Nicole crushing it in spin class, we’re not taking a break. Her spin class substitute caught her vibing during a session and gave her some well-deserved praise. Despite the stereotype, sweaty gym-goers aren’t exactly sexy—but Rich and Covino were sleeveless at SoulCycle, looking like the cutest cycling duo ever. 

Rich posed an interesting question: Does Lance Armstrong deserve a pass for cheating, considering he raised millions for cancer research?  Meanwhile, Nicole has taken on a new role as the MC of the school’s fundraiser events, bringing in serious cash for the school. Rich also wonders if it’s weird to befriend other parents when your kids don’t even hang out together. 

The duo dive into listener questions, tackling topics like chore charts, whether a parent is unreasonable for insisting their partner attend a parent-teacher conference even if they’re unavailable, and more. 

Oh, and about “Have Kids They Said," apparently, we can’t promote the show at schools because we’re too smutty and we couldn't agree more.

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In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich dive headfirst into the chaos of "sexophrenia," as Rich gives us a peek into his too-sexy wild imagination. Nicole’s husband swings by to drop some linguistic wisdom, introducing everyone to the word trollop (you’re welcome). 

The duo then gets serious-ish, chatting about the importance of mental health while airing their parental worries about their boys individually. Rich shares how his kids pulled off a holiday prank masterclass on him, leaving him both proud and confused. They also take bets on which family members or friends will roll in late or stir up drama at holiday parties. And to top it all off, Nicole hits Keegan’s basketball game and accidentally turns one of the players into a walking meme by nicknaming him Gumby!

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Nicole is shaking things up again this Wednesday with a fun surprise, sharing another podcast she's part of! Alongside co-host Sam Roberts from SiriusXM, Nicole presents Satisfying, a weekly podcast that’s exactly as the name suggests. In this episode, they dive into some lighthearted topics, including the Vanderpump recast, comparisons to pro wrestling, Sam marching in a parade, Drake's lawsuit, Nicole's husband's Mid-Life Crisis, and more! Tune in for a perfect dose of satisfying conversation!

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In today's episode, Nicole and Rich are joined by the incomparable and hilarious Alyce Chan (MOMCOMNYC) as they tackle some of parenting's toughest questions: Who’s your favorite kid? Where do you draw the line on conversation topics with other parents? And should you really invest in Bitcoin for your kid’s college fund?

In last week's TV Dad Face-Off, Homer Simpson (The Simpsons) took down Peter Griffin (Family Guy). This week, Johnny Rose (Schitt’s Creek) goes head-to-head with Jack Pearson (This Is Us), with Alyce introducing a new twist to the debate—do we judge TV dads on their parenting skills, or whether we’d want to sleep with them?

Finally, the trio answers a listener’s burning question: Should parents tell their kids Santa isn’t real, or leave it for someone else to spill the beans?

Catch more of Alyce’s comedy at momcom.co and on Instagram @momcomnyc.

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Nicole, Rich, and producer Jess had an epiphany realizing that they would starve if their partners weren't in their lives. Rich is obsessed with Lindsay Lohan’s latest holiday romantic comedy and Nicole couldn't care less. Today's "What We Hate” got pretty serious, Nicole was upset and Rich advised on some tough love parenting. Rich was livid to witness his daughter becoming a little too sassy with her baby brother. How do you deal with your kids struggling with perfectionism, listeners we want to know. A little girl in a viral reel taught us to own what we are trying to say, even if it is bad words.

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Nicole and Rich are back, diving into conversations about skincare and those pesky wrinkles we all dread. They’re on a mission: who’s Gwen Stefani’s doctor? Who’s Lindsay Lohan’s go-to? They need names! As they chat, they reminisce about life before technology—back before you always knew who was calling and before being able to choose your exact seat at the movie theater.

This week on TV Dad Face-Off, it’s Peter Griffin versus Homer Simpson. Who’s the ultimate dad?

With the holidays just around the corner, they reflect on adult friendships: where do you draw the line on exchanging gifts? And who makes the guest list for your holiday parties?

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Nicole and Rich wrap up your week, exhausted by Elf on the Shelf and the added challenge of keeping the Santa myth alive. Their advice for parents participating in Elf on the Shelf? Use your worst penmanship to keep the magic going!

Do the holidays bring out the most awkward conversations with your kids? Nicole experienced it firsthand during last weekend’s road trip with her children. Their curious questions included: What do clouds taste like? What’s cremation? and Can you smile at someone and say they have an ugly face without being mean?

Meanwhile, Rich and producer Jess share their love for Home Depot, but Nicole is still frustrated that they didn’t help Matt secure their Christmas tree on top of their car.

And you won't want to miss Today’s Top That featuring donut eating, football watching, and freezing in pajamas—because what’s the holiday season without a little chaos?

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Nicole and Rich are back, sharing their Thanksgiving adventures, from Broadway’s Wicked to a rogue Christmas tree that nearly made a break for it. Plus, Emmy (aka Rich’s daughter) might be ready for her first ear piercing—cue the sentimental dad moment! Our TV Dad Face Off returns with Frank Costanza (Seinfeld) taking on Al Bundy (Married... with Children) in a battle of the ultimate sitcom dads. Who will win? You’ll have to listen to find out.

And of course, Nicole and Rich tackle your burning questions:
💥 What to do when someone’s kid is losing it at an event—and the parents just watch?
🎁 Is it cool to only get gifts for the kids at those massive family Christmas gatherings?

Ready for some relatable chaos and holiday hilarity? Hit play now and dive in!

(Psst... don’t forget to subscribe so you never miss an episode!)

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Nicole and Rich are feeling extra thankful today—for you and your incredible support! 🦃 In this festive episode, they dive into a fun-filled feast of stories: the infamous Blizzard of '93, family drama, a 7-Eleven Thanksgiving dinner, and the hilarious consequences of being a little too high at the family table.

Rich reveals his mouthwatering Thanksgiving Bombs recipe (think: Pillsbury rolls stuffed with turkey, stuffing, green beans, and more!) while Nicole spices things up with a hilarious Top That involving Matt and Keegan’s teacher—because hey, it’s Thursday, and there’s always something to top!

Before dessert, don’t forget to help your family steer clear of political chatter. Instead, get them hooked on your favorite podcast, Have Kids They Said…🍂✨

🎧 Hit subscribe, share the laughs, and let’s make this holiday season unforgettable!

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This week, Rich’s baby Ben adorably tries to host the podcast while the kids are home from school. Nicole recaps her favorite Dave Matthews concert moments, while Rich shares his love for Billy Joel. The duo chat safety tips for frying all the bird this Turkey Day and gushes over Wicked’s opening weekend, Waffle House, and southern gal charm. In this week’s TV Dad Face-Off, it’s Carl Winslow (Family Matters) vs. Hal Wilkerson (Malcolm in the Middle). It’s time to cast your votes, Village B*tches. Plus, they answer listener questions about a tablet-obsessed sister and a friend’s over-texting mom.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected]

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