Have Kids, They Said…

Nicole and Rich are here to wrap up your week with one of their most entertaining and off-the-wall episodes yet! A late-night recording session sets the stage for some hilarious highlights, including Rich's most outrageous strip club story to date, the unforgettable "Stink of 1858," and a laugh-out-loud moment featuring Nicole’s son, Keegan, and his iconic Al Bundy pose, hand in pants, while learning in class.

While Halloween is behind us and Thanksgiving is fast approaching, Rich shares the sweet details of his wife Sarah’s big win at their neighborhood Trunk or Treat event. Plus, Matt and Sarah drop in for a guest appearance, bringing all the family vibes to the episode. Whether you're a longtime listener or new to the show, you’re part of the Village—B*tches, you are. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

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Rich just returned from Miami after six days away from his family, and we get to share the heartwarming moment his kids welcome him back. Fun fact: Rich managed to sleep on the flight home—something he’s never done before! While Rich raves about Miami and could imagine living there, Nicole isn’t a fan of the heat.

They dive into vacation dynamics, including the common pressure for "sexy time" when traveling without kids. In round three of the TV Dad Face-Off, it’s Uncle Phil (The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air) vs. Dan Conner (Roseanne)—who will win?

Listener questions bring up hot topics like getting your partner to step up with parenting duties and whether it’s tacky to charge another parent when their child breaks something in your home.

Tune in for laughs, relatable moments, and lively debates!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected]

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Nicole and Rich are back to close out your week with the “Fyre Festival” of Fay Balls. Rich recounts his night out with his wife, Sarah, dressed to the nines—complete with elf ears. He also shared a list of overused phrases that he feels should be retired, leaving Nicole feeling personally attacked. She’s not quite ready to let go of favorites like “so that happened,” “I did a thing,” and “all of the feels.” Nicole then shared the wild story of her girlfriend’s airport run-in with security drug dogs, traveling with her husband and kids, and the loss of beef jerky in the process.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected]

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Nicole is shaking things up this Wednesday with a fun surprise, sharing another podcast she's part of! Alongside cohost Sam Roberts from SiriusXM, Nicole presents Satisfying, a weekly podcast that’s exactly as the name suggests. In this episode, they dive into some lighthearted topics, including the world's worst statue, Halloween plans, the iconic Costco Guys, and a little Tonight Show chatter. Tune in for a perfect dose of satisfying conversation!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected]

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This week, Rich and Nicole are back and share a wild mix of stories, including a father who ended up walking no one down the aisle, forgetting his daughter at the altar, and Jeff Lewis insisting that Rich and Covino are secretly in love. Nicole also drops the surprising news that she's only had Taco Bell once! In this week’s TV Dad Face-Off, Danny Tanner from Full House takes on Phil Dunphy from Modern Family, leaving Nicole and Rich stumped and desperately seeking more votes from the Village B*tches. Finally, the duo tackles your burning questions, like what they’d do if they found inappropriate content on their teenager’s phone, plus much more!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected]

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Nicole and Rich wrap up your week with the best "Top That" stories, guaranteed to make you laugh heartily at relatable moments, such as nude encounters in the locker room or sitting too close to a person you know farting in public. Nicole reminded us to advocate for ourselves; if the masseuse is cooking you because your massage bed is too hot, say something. If your name is Lyndsey and not Ryndey, say something. Rich went swimming for compliments and came out dry, but at least he was able to reminisce on his favorite childhood movies.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected]

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Rich and Nicole are back this week and welcome guest Brittany Leigh Ball onto the podcast. The group discussed Rich's list of the week, including the loss of Peanut the squirrel, No-Nut November, and why it is important to acknowledge the little things a partner does for you in a relationship. Nicole and Brittany discussed their son's friendship and their nickname, The God Squad. Producer Jess presented a new segment called TV Dad's Face Off, putting Tony Soprano and Bandit from Bluey head-to-head. Lastly, Nicole, Rich and Brittany answer listener questions about family and the holidays.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected]

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Nicole and Rich are keeping things spooky for Halloween today. Rich haunted us by saying that reading was only for women, Nicole’s son Keegan put his pants on backwards twice, and his teacher informed Nicole that Keegan is unorganized, like her. Frighteningly, Rich broke his daughter’s trust while cutting her nails and now owes her a shopping spree. Nicole shares her spooky story of arriving at a Morning Mash Up recording an hour early, all due to the haunting of daughter Parker’s cornet.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected]

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Rich and Nicole are back this week and have some spooky answers to your questions. Rich shared with us how his kids expect a new costume for every spooky event they attend and updated us on his wife's Sarah's Trunk or Treat Slime creation. Rich and Sarah are waiting to hear back if she slayed the competition. Nicole provided insightful responses to listeners, addressing topics such as: Am I a bad parent? How long should your kids sleep in your bed, and who should watch my kids if they are sick often?

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected]

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Nicole @mashupnicole

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and @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich are back this week with main character Taylor Swift energy. Nicole shared her magical experience with daughter Parker at the Taylor Swift concert this past weekend and the tears that were had. They confirm our official podcast listeners' name from a 74 percent voter sweep on Instagram. Rich wasn’t sold and called fake news on these poll results, but make sure to follow us on Instagram and TikTok anyway! In another meld episode, Rich shared his list of the week, and Nicole wowed with her airport top that story. Just in case you didn’t know, Leo is Nicole’s dog. Rich asked the listeners, Where do you draw the line for spooky movies with your kids this spooky season?

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected]

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm