On today’s episode of Have Kids, They Said, Rich is spiraling over the never-ending madness of summer camp sign-ups (seriously, why is it harder than college apps?), while Nicole discovers Parker has zero ability to keep a secret, which made for an awkward interaction for Nicole.

Keegan’s habit involving his pants (yep, that one) makes a return during test prep, the crew talks about the highs and lows of having an only child, Sara’s trying to be the “funny mom” (the kid jury’s still out), and Matt’s on a mission to make chore time feel like a military operation.

It’s parenting in all its chaotic, hilarious glory.

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On this episode of Have Kids, They Said, Rich and Nicole share some hilarious stories about those cringe-worthy moments when our parents embarrassed us—and let’s be real, when we’ve embarrassed our own kids! Rich spills the details on a very memorable story involving his dad’s underwear (you don’t want to miss this one!).

Rich’s daughter, Emmy, gets a special message from softball legend Jennie Finch—talk about a moment to remember!

The Minecraft movie is a big hit, and the duo chats about why it’s taking over the box office. They also discuss Chappell Roan’s bold opinion that motherhood is “miserable” and share their thoughts on the ups and downs of parenting.

Tune in to the laughs and parenting chaos!

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This week on Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole are back with a fun mix of parenting highs and lows. They discuss how to encourage kids in sports without turning them into mini-professionals and whether cursing in front of your kids should be encouraged. Plus, the two wonder who is cleaning their doors at home, with Matt chiming in. And, of course, Rich shares the chaos of his family day at Disneyland. Tune in for laughs, relatable moments, and some chill parenting talk!

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In this episode of Have Kids, They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into some classic April Fool's jokes they played on each other. They also debut a brand-new HKTS game: Parenting Roulette, where they want you to chime in with some entries.

Rich takes a unique approach to describing the Yankees' new torpedo bats—spoiler: it’s peak Rich. The hosts also put their spin on The Match Game.

What is Jessica Simpson drinking?! Rich and Nicole discuss in disbelief. And, of course, they wrap up with a love letter to everyone’s favorite comfort food—tater tots. 

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In today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss the wild world of intense travel sports for kids, sharing their thoughts on how overwhelming the schedules and expectations can be. They dive into Rich's son's growing obsession with Pokémon and how it makes Rich feel inadequate. While Nicole's kids are calling out her 'mom-behavior'. The duo also tackles the tricky situation when your kids struggle with their friendships, and they reveal surprising songs that you definitely can't have your kids sing in public. Finally, Rich and Nicole talk about the sky-high costs of kid sports photos and whether it’s all really worth it. Tune in for a laugh, some relatable moments, and plenty of parenting real talk!

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In today’s episode, Rich and Nicole are by themselves! They discuss the fine line between honesty and oversharing with your spouse and kids – when is it okay to tell the truth, and when should you keep things to yourself? Meanwhile, Rich can’t help but notice that mooning seems to be making a comeback, and Matt chimes in to share his thoughts on this rebellious trend.

The conversation then shifts to the legacy of George Foreman and his iconic grill. Rich and Nicole also explore the decision of pulling kids out of school for a Disney day and how that aligns with different parenting styles.

Finally, they wrap things up with the $20 strawberry – is it worth it, or are we all just falling victim to an overpriced trend? Tune in for laughs, a few parenting revelations, and plenty of playful banter!

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In today’s episode, Rich and Nicole have a sad announcement to make. But fear not, for there are many funny and lighthearted updates to share in the aftermath: As Rich enters his juice cleanse era, he is asking that the Village Bitches please refrain from [playfully] fat-shaming him any longer. Meanwhile, Nicole is displeased with both of her kids: her daughter Parker uttered the words “nipple piercings” out loud on the train, while her son Keegan decided to pee in a bucket during a visit with a friend. In other related news, Rich is navigating his children being picky eaters and has turned to Instagram for some hilariously unrealistic advice. Lastly, after binge-watching the latest of Netflix’s trashy reality dating shows, Nicole and Rich wonder whether they could predict who their partners would cheat on them with.

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In today’s episode, Rich and Nicole break down all the epic fails Rich witnessed while vacationing in Cabo during Spring Break. Plus, he returns home rocking some of the wildest headbands, shares his latest List of the Week, and kicks off his juicing journey.

The duo also tackle a burning question following the astronauts’ return—can you really have sex in outer space? They dive into the drama surrounding the Snow White Live feature, celebrate the anniversary of Final Destination, and answer your most pressing questions, like: Is it okay for your son to have a backup option while dating? What should you do when your son suddenly ditches the family’s favorite team? And how do you talk to your child about their first period?

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In today’s episode, The Ryans are back and raunchier than ever! While Matt is exhausted after a week spent searching New York City for his lost phone, jacket, and scooter, Nicole is perplexed by the mysterious parent who shows up at their kids’ bus stop dressed like a ninja.
 

Later, they mull over the pros and cons of city life while contemplating a future move to the suburbs. In a relatable yet mortifying pivot, Matt and Nicole jokingly reflect on their teenage masturbation habits, particularly after an insightful look into their son Keegan’s iPad search history.
 

Who knew that the dirty Google searches of today’s youth ranged from ‘barbecue sauce on titties’ to ‘kissing on the lips’?

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In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich take a trip down memory lane, reflecting on the birth of this podcast, their own battles with COVID, and the day Rich said goodbye to New York. The TV Dad Face-Off heats up as Bandit from Bluey goes head-to-head with Phil Dunphy from Modern Family.

Plus, Nicole needs your advice—her daughter Parker is struggling with insomnia. They also tackle the ultimate Disneyland survival guide, a listener’s bold plan to meet Rich in Mexico, and one mom’s face-to-face showdown with her daughter’s bully.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

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