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Keltie is back from the VMAs... and yes, she said "Belmint." The girls break down the night: Belmont Cameli in person (tall, jolly, and extremely meaty-thighed), and what he revealed about THAT dance from Off Campus. Keltie also gives out her first-ever "Slay-Key" award, to Madonna for her VMAs opening number with Charli XCX and Sabrina Carpenter. Taylor Swift finally nails the red carpet, and the girls debate whether "Patient Zero" is petty in the best way. PLUS: Blake Lively fires her longtime publicist, Harry Jowsey takes accountability at the VMAs, cracking the f*ckboy code behind "my girl," Becca is back watching Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (the wig!), Mary Cosby's grief over her son, and Keltie shares why she gifted Jac's Mail Club to her brother in Canada. Taylor Swift divorce-album parody by Weston McElhaney: @west.mac

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Becca asked Keltie to be Meyer's godmother, and Keltie has some questions. Namely: what does a godmother actually do? Nobody in this group is baptizing anyone, so the girls set out to define the job themselves — with a lot of help from the LADYGANG community, who sent in godmother stories that range from hilarious to genuinely moving. By the end there's a new title, a yearly gift tradition, and a job description Keltie can live with. Plus: the yap challenge, why everyone is now selling a course about selling courses, and a plea to bring back being a little bit embarrassed of yourself.

TONIGHT: THE PINK PAJAMA PARTY - 6PM PT / 9PM ET. We're celebrating the documentary The Pink Pill - aka, why is there a pill for their sex drive and not ours? Stream live in The LadyGang Facebook group or via your secret link if you were able to snag a seat!

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A Harvard morgue manager, a man who dressed as the Grim Reaper outside a hospital window, a serial butt sniffer terrorizing the Marshalls clearance rack, 200 lizards smuggled in a pair of socks, and a construction crew who may have just gotten very, very rich. Plus: a clothing-optional steakhouse dinner (on a Monday?), the fake nurse who bought her Botox on Alibaba, "tired girl" makeup, Colonel Sanders' clip-on bow tie going up for auction, and the mom group chat that started Oreogate!

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Becca opens a baby gift she did NOT see coming, sending the girls into an honest conversation about religion, boundaries, and what happens when someone puts their beliefs into your nursery. (AND a very close reading of Adam and Eve that does not go well for Eve.) PLUS: Becca's headed to a Paris Glee convention, Keltie learns a life changing phrase from Ashley Hesseltine, and Jac's fertility doctor keeps calling her at happy hour. PLUS: Everything you could do in 1999 that you can't do now — and a theory that Nicolas Cage may be a spiritual breakup harbinger!

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Hi, it's Keltie. I'm writing this the morning after the Emmy Awards. I hosted the live from E show and I'm tired and am doing a solo show to give you all the tea and behind the scenes stories. enjoy. xo Keltie 

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We did an episode about death. Stay with us, you're going to leave this one knowing exactly what to text a friend who's going through it, which is more than most of us have ever known. Brad Wolfe runs Reimagine, the largest end-of-life gatherings in the country, a quarter of a million people, and it started with him bringing a guitar into his friend Sara's hospital room. He told us why "let me know if there's anything I can do" never works, why you should take the question mark off your check-in text, and why the goal was never saying the perfect thing, it's showing up again after you've said the wrong one. Becca gets into the people who didn't show up to the funeral. We get into why year two is worse than year one, and why nobody warns you about that. Brad's music: @bradwolfemoon, he's playing live in Seattle on Keltie's book tour. Reimagine is free at letsreimagine.org, and their virtual summit is October 15.

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Keltie is off-Broadway (kind of), Taylor and Travis have a dog named Wendy, and Nikki Glazer told the greatest wedding story of all time — involving a stolen cake topper and a Tom Cruise intervention. We also get into the Not Skinny But Not Fat Polymarket ad and where the line is on sponsored content, Phaedra and CT going public, and Alex Earle's Hulu show + the Alex Cooper of it all. Also: a formal request that dads stop discussing their daughters' boob jobs. 🎧 Listen now.

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Becca gives a full report on the mystery viral illness that took down the entire family, the boy who cried sinus, and Ford's first-ever projectile vomit (directly onto her, at close range). Jac accidentally went viral for a throwaway comment about a celebrity photo feud, and the comment section will not let it go. Keltie's lash extensions are back and she has strong opinions about your 2006 lash, and she tells a Hawaii story about period shaming that will make you want to fight a man. Then the girls bring back a fan-favorite segment: WHAT'S IN THE BOX. The girls take on childhood crushes that still track (JTT, JC Chasez, and one very controversial Jim Carrey pick), how to handle seeing someone who wronged you, people who don't use turn signals, unearned clout and whether you can simply buy your way into relevancy, AI-written wedding toasts, how insane food prices have gotten, and things their husbands do that give them the ick.

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The girls debate energy drink dependency, heart monitors, and whether sleep trackers actually know anything. Keltie spills the details on LADYGANG PRESENTS: PILLOW TALK, Pajamas On, Filter Off, a live virtual pajama party with the woman who created the female Viagra. Jac delivers the full Coles Notes on Harry Jowsey's Let's Marry Harry. PLUS: Leah Remini is joining Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, LeBron James's much-discussed foot, the Preacher's Wife documentary, and Nicole Kidman's freezer spell!

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Becca reports on baby Meyer's due date, her hemangioma, why the second baby feels so different from the first, and why she's furious about the way people online are exploiting a tragedy for content. Keltie goes to Hawaii for Christina Perri's 40th and encounters her first-ever real heartbreak was there FOLLOWED BY a night of guitars on the deck, an honest conversation about why some people never make amends, and the strange gift of getting to fast-forward and see that the person who wrecked you at 22 was never your person at all.

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