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(To avoid spoilers, we ask that you scroll to the end for content warnings.)Faun includes such delights as:• A. Fawning for the Faun

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Screaming Panda Presents “Faun” (Episode 28), the eighteenth chapter of Hell Gate City Season 2. Kevin Berrey wrote, performed, and directed it. He created its original music and episode art with his hooves. The bonus nugget for this one is “The Fray,” Glitch in the Waitrix 28, available only at patreon.com/hellgatecity in the Bonus Audio Tales collection.I’ve tossed two additional bonus tales into the mix of late called “Out of the Abyss” and “Assassination Nation” ‘cause that’s just how I do.The transcript is here with all the others: https://www.patreon.com/posts/transcripts-of-66692496

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"Dunefield" (Episode 27) includes:

• Hiroka, again

• Stone Stew - Story 4, Pt. 7

• Kernel

Screaming Panda Presents “Dunefield” (Episode 27), the seventeenth chapter of Hell Gate City Season 2. Kevin Berrey wrote, performed, and directed it. He also created its original music and episode art. This chapter’s double dose of bonus tales consists of Glitch in the Waitrix 27 A “Into the Net” and Glitch 27 B “Amondi”, available only at patreon.com/hellgatecity in the Bonus Audio Tales collection.

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In this episode:

Kevin jive-talks about some life stuff, how the show's coming along, and the phenomenon of butt butts.

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LYRICS

this is how the cyber purge came to be.

they divided and conquered us in every feed,

turning me against you, and you against me.

this is how injustice crushed us in its teeth

one part hate, two parts greed...

this is how they fed us into the machine.

bankrupt from her a.i. startup's crash and burn,

flavia, the grotesque duchess of cambridge analytica,

lucked into a fountain of youth as technoaristocrats do,

getting her elected, as they do.

the cyber purge started like a vicious meme.

they threw one grenade in the henhouse.

every chicken screamed.

injustice crushed us in its teeth while the elites fled the scene.

then they divided and conquered us into grist for the machine.

this bloodbath splattered holographically, flooding in and dashing all of our dreams.

bio-enhance your looks, ms. president, but we know what's underneath.

you're just a puppet of the corpo-oligarchy.

rumor has it she got fully upgraded--cyborg body, 'wet set'.

she can live forever as long as the rest of us work ourselves to death.

yeah, she can live forever as long as the rest of us keep working ourselves to death.

this bloodbath splattered holographically, flooding in and dashing all of our dreams.

this bloodbath splattered holographically, flooding in and dashing all of our dreams.

a holographic bloodbath splattered across the screen, flooded the feeds, and dashed all our dreams.

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