Hell Gate City

Hell Gate City

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  • 3. Hangman's Hangnail

    Kirby revisits President Gorp’s alleged cyber-coup last week. Who helped it? How? What happened? Why? It came to a head, actually about 15 heads. They rolled off several Centurian Cenators and a slew of Representatives unlucky enough to be caught in the melee. Host Bevins remains undaunted even as the F.I.B. and pint-sized hate machines pursue him for crimes he swears he never even computed.

    Rumors of Alby, the man-eating albino alligator in Old Haarlem develop into something sinister. And a surprising revelation about the "Weatherby's Wīnd-back" radio drama series casts a pall on the franchise. Do not wander aimlessly in Mini-Italy as a known culprit’s violent apprehension looms imminent. Brought to you by C.A.M.M.iE.
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    • Credits:

      Screaming Panda presents Hell Gate City
      Created by Kevin Berrey
      Written, performed, edited, sound designed, and produced by Kevin Berrey, who also composed original music; online at kevinplease.com and on socials @berrey
      This episode also features the work of generous and talented sound designers, namely:
      - “Pouring coffee.wav” https://freesound.org/people/Rico_Casazza/sounds/538932/ by Rico_Casazza  https://soundcloud.com/ricocasazza is licensed under CC0 1.0: https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/ -
      - “office-door-open-close” https://freesound.org/people/harri/sounds/9389/ by harri bionic https://freesound.org/people/harri/ is licensed under CC BY 3.0: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ -
      - “Women’s Shoes 3” https://freesound.org/people/OwlStorm/sounds/151207/ by Ashe Kirk / Owlish Arts https://freesound.org/people/OwlStorm/ is licensed under CC0 1.0: https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/ -
      - “swords_fight_1.wav” https://freesound.org/people/leechlights/sounds/180026/ by leechlights is licensed under CC BY 3.0: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ -
      - “Sword sheath v1” https://freesound.org/people/apolloaiello/sounds/328158/ by apolloaiello https://freesound.org/people/apolloaiello/ https://freesound.org/people/kev_durr/ is licensed under CC BY 3.0: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ -
      - “SwordClash.wav” https://freesound.org/s/518992/ by Amaiguri is licensed under CC0 1.0: https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/ -
      - “Metal_Hit_02.wav” https://freesound.org/people/dheming/sounds/197398/ by Derek Heming of Hedron Soundworks dheming at freesound https://freesound.org/people/dheming/ is licensed under CC BY 3.0: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ -
      - “Swords Clash - High Quality #2” https://freesound.org/s/364530/ By Christopherderp https://freesound.org/people/Christopherderp/ is licensed under CC0 1.0: https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/ -
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      17 min
    • 2. Running Up That Hill

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      (Content warning: provocative ideas and violence intended for audiences who've hit puberty.)

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      In This Episode

      Kirby Bevins finds himself on the lam (lamb?). He's now hiding out in a dingy capsule, trying to keep it together. He will not be cowed by the goon squad. Where to run?


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      • Credits:
        Screaming Panda presents Hell Gate City
        Created by Kevin Berrey
        Written, performed, edited, sound designed, and with original music by Kevin Berrey; online at kevinplease.com and on socials @berrey
        Additional sound:
        Licensed under CC BY 3.0: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ 
        - “Howling Wind on Backdoor Porch” https://freesound.org/people/kev_durr/sounds/318780/ and “Mgreel - crank_spray paint_alum can_reel to reel_shower_door_winding clock_mgreel.wav” https://freesound.org/people/kev_durr/sounds/426284/ by Kevin Durr / Weave of K. https://freesound.org/people/kev_durr/
        - “Weapon manipulation. Part1_32_96(compx2,limtr,Eq,transshpr,dnsr).wav” https://freesound.org/people/newlocknew/sounds/523199/ , “Swish hit.Deadly blow (13lrs).wav” https://freesound.org/people/newlocknew/sounds/528855/ and “Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav” https://freesound.org/people/newlocknew/sounds/546922/ by newlocknew https://freesound.org/people/newlocknew/
        - “Mechanical Servo Tremolo” https://freesound.org/people/PatrickLieberkind/sounds/208900/  by PatrickLieberkind - https://freesound.org/people/PatrickLieberkind/
        - “Metal_Hit_02.wav” https://freesound.org/people/dheming/sounds/197398/ by Derek Heming of Hedron Soundworks dheming at freesound https://freesound.org/people/dheming/
        - “A Dart Being Thrown” https://freesound.org/people/theguitarmanjp/sounds/435004/ by @ComicJohnPowers https://freesound.org/people/theguitarmanjp/
        - “Nasty Knife Stab.wav” https://freesound.org/people/Aris621/sounds/435238/ by Aris621
        - “parantaja1 - health recovery instrument 1” https://freesound.org/people/markkuyp/sounds/345538/ by Markku Yli-Pentilä markkuyp https://freesound.org/people/markkuyp/
        Licensed under CC0 1.0: https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/ 
        - “blowgun - pipeblow - dart shotting” https://freesound.org/people/ramonmineiro/sounds/531973/ by ramonmineiro https://freesound.org/people/ramonmineiro/sounds/531973/
        - “Robot machine transform.wav” https://freesound.org/people/michael_grinnell/sounds/512478/ by michael_grinnell https://freesound.org/people/michael_grinnell/
        - “Spinning reel.wav” https://freesound.org/people/tosha73/sounds/509902/  by tosha73 https://freesound.org/people/tosha73/
        - “Slicing through flesh” 504615__neospica__slicing-through-flesh by NeoSpica of https://twitter.com/cybergnose_cafe


        13 min
      • 1. Pilot

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        (Content warnings at the end to avoid spoilers)

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        Series Description

        In this rollicking sci-fi comedy podcast, a radio host stuck in a dystopian cyberpunk version of NYC live-streams his nightmares for ratings. All hell breaks loose.


        In This Episode – Pilot

        Kirby's back, hosting a regular unencrypted episode of Hell Gate City Companion, a community radio show for the denizens of Neo Amsterdam. But what appears to be an audio drama offered in the style of a local public broadcast roils beneath the surface with an as-yet unidentified menace—also, emotionally needy demon-possessed swords.
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        For all other info including transcripts, hack into Kirby's cyberdeck and enter the hellscape: http://hellgatecity.com/

        Credits:
        Screaming Panda presents Hell Gate City, created, written, and performed by Kevin Berrey, who composed the music and produced the sound design; online at kevinplease.com and on socials @berrey

        This episode also features:
        Licensed under CC0 1.0 –
        “Pouring coffee.wav” https://freesound.org/people/Rico_Casazza/sounds/538932/ by Rico_Casazza  https://soundcloud.com/ricocasazza
        “Women’s Shoes 3” https://freesound.org/people/OwlStorm/sounds/151207/ by Ashe Kirk / Owlish Arts https://freesound.org/people/OwlStorm/
        “SwordClash.wav” https://freesound.org/s/518992/ by Amaiguri
        “Swords Clash - High Quality #2” https://freesound.org/s/364530/ By Christopherderp https://freesound.org/people/Christopherderp/
        Licensed under CC BY 3.0 –
        “office-door-open-close” https://freesound.org/people/harri/sounds/9389/ by harri bionic https://freesound.org/people/harri/
        “swords_fight_1.wav” https://freesound.org/people/leechlights/sounds/180026/ by leechlights
        “Sword sheath v1” https://freesound.org/people/apolloaiello/sounds/328158/ by apolloaiello https://freesound.org/people/apolloaiello/
        “Metal_Hit_02.wav” https://freesound.org/people/dheming/sounds/197398/ by Derek Heming of Hedron Soundworks dheming at freesound https://freesound.org/people/dheming/
        For more information, visit hellgatecity.com


        (Content warnings for this episode include mentions of plague, authoritarian governments, police state brutality, disappearances, hunger and food scarcity, goblins, the eating of a horse after putting it down, demons and demon-human relationship discrimination, government coercion and oppression, gender bias and animosity in the workplace, swashbuckling, misogyny, ageism, violence

        22 min
      • 0. Cypher — Sabotage Exposed!

        Start listening to begin the award-winning comedy sci-fi audio series about a ragtag bunch of denizens struggling to survive a cyberpunk hellhole NYC.

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        (This show contains provocative ideas and violence intended for audiences who have reached puberty. To avoid spoilers, we have placed specific content warnings at the very end. ⬇️)

        From The World’s #1 Half-Jewish Comedian with Narcolepsy (uncontested), aka Kevin Berrey. Meanwhile, Season 2 – Codename: COMPANION has begun with Episode 11. So, don't delay.

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        About Episode 0

        "Cypher — Sabotage Exposed!" marks the beginning of Season 1 and introduces Kirby Bevins, Lonni Paysinger, and a motley cast of characters as they struggle to survive the predations of the looming technopolistic hellscape they call home in the month before "Pilot" (Episode 1). An unannounced visitor forces Kirby and the WNAD staff to take drastic measures. An awkward run-in with a raccoon during a Helloween celebration lands Kirby in the ER. Has his six-year-long bout of amnesia come to an end? An investigation into it begins.


        Season 1

        After a dream-streaming device intended to increase ratings accidentally broadcasts his repressed memories of an eldritch murder, radio jockey Kirby Bevins must overcome dark forces and folly to solve the crime before he becomes the next victim.


        Season 2

        The next chapter ushers listeners into the phantasmagorical side of Neo Amsterdam like never before by way of a recording – for quality assurance purposes – of a customer support call from a denizen trapped in a metaverse gone awry. Cruise the seamy underbelly of a virtual world beyond the veil.


        Email us! hellgatecity AT proton DOT me


        To learn more, including where to find transcripts, visit http://hellgatecity.com


        Credits

        Screaming Panda presents Hell Gate City

        Created by Kevin Berrey, who also wrote, performed, edited, and produced “Cypher”; visit http://sleepwithkevin.com & @berrey on socials

        Sound design and additional music by Berrey with original score composed by Cheska Navarro.

        We have 4.9 stars on Apple and 3.9 stars on Spotify – right this wrong and rate us on Spotify now!

        Additional sound:
        Licensed under CC BY 3.0:

        hospital_IV_machine.wav by gezortenplotz - https://freesound.org/people/gezortenplotz/sounds/19553/#
        Footsteps_Cane_hitting_Pavement.wav by Tdude9000 - https://freesound.org/people/Tdude9000/sounds/138328/#
        Entering a building, riding an elevator by Halfofthesky - https://freesound.org/people/Halfofthesky/sounds/455871/#

        Licensed under CC BY 4.0:
        Mini Robot Movement by EminYILDIRIM - https://freesound.org/people/EminYILDIRIM/sounds/54

        Content warnings for this episode include gun violence, gunshot SFX, animal and demon attacks on humans, humans fending off a rabid animal, alienation, amnesia, mental illness, gaslighting, hospital drug abuse, neglect, job and health insurance loss, emotional abuse, civil rights abuses, state-sponsored violence, censorship, and coercion

        44 min
      • Hell Gate City Trailer (VIDEO)

        In this podcast, a news radio host gets stuck in a dystopian cyberpunk NYC called Neo Amsterdam, AKA Hell Gate City. He decides to live-stream his nightmares for ratings. All hell breaks loose. Start with Ep. 0: "Cypher". Then listen to episodes 01, 02, 03, and so forth.  It's free to👂 but not free to make. So, please patronize the heck out of our little show if you may: https://www.patreon.com/hellgatecity


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        • Credits

          Video trailer created by Kevin Berrey, with additional sound design and audio post-production by Dom Storrs

          1 min
        • ENTERING Hell Gate City
          A radio jockey in the future uses a new gizmo to live-stream his nightmares for ratings. All hell breaks loose.

          Hell Gate City is the award-winning comedy fiction audio series about a ragtag bunch of denizens struggling to survive a cyberpunk hellhole NYC.

          Celebrate Thornton Thursdays with:
          • New Episodes for Every Listener!
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        • Join the Inner Legion and micro-dose these nuggets of fun for as little as 18¢ a day: patreon.com/hellgatecity
          (We put specific content warnings at the bottom of show notes or the end of transcripts to avoid spoilers.)

          Show Synopsis

          On the surface, Hell Gate City is a rollicking audio saga about the community served by a local radio show for the fictional megacity Neo Amsterdam. It’s a genre-bending comedy with a heavy emphasis on cyberpunk themes, especially as applied to questions about the nature of consciousness and dreams. Hence, dreampunk.

          News

          As of August 2023, all listeners should embark on the listening journey by starting here – the fully reimagined Episode 0. "Cypher – Sabotage Exposed!". Then, proceed chronologically to Episodes 1, 2, 3, and so on.

          Season 2 – Codename COMPANION just launched in September 2023 with "Unboxing" (Episode 11). And COMPANION truly kicks into gear with the first 'proper' episode, "Tabula" (Episode 12).

          Season 1

          After a dream-streaming device intended to increase ratings accidentally broadcasts his repressed memories of an eldritch murder, radio jockey Kirby Bevins must overcome dark forces and folly to solve the crime before he becomes the next victim.

          Season 2

          The next chapter ushers listeners into the phantasmagorical side of Neo Amsterdam like never before by way of a recording – for quality assurance purposes – of a customer support call from a denizen trapped in a metaverse gone awry. Cruise the seamy underbelly of a virtual world beyond the veil.

          We love to hear from listeners. Feel free to email us at hellgatecity AT proton DOT me

          To learn more, including where to find transcripts, visit http://hellgatecity.com

          Stay rested, dream-hackers. You're going to need it.
          1 min

        About Hell Gate City

        From the publisher's feed

        Award-winning comedy sci-fi series about the intertwining lives of a ragtag bunch of dreampunks in a futuristic cyberpunk hellhole NYC; from Kevin Berrey. Season 2 is live. New episodes Blursdays!