Casey and Erin dive into the community submission queue for the first-ever Rune Review, evaluating Bitcoin Runes on the only metrics that matter: aesthetics, tokenomics, and lore.

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TIMESTAMPS

0:00 Intro & rune review criteria

2:15 MID•PUSSY•IN•BIO

3:38 CASEYS•MOM•HAS•GOT•IT•GOING•ON

6:23 WET•ASS•PUSSIES @gringohodl

8:35 ART•IS•THE•TICKER

9:26 VOID•CENOTAPH @Lifofifo

10:21 Punk Runes, MEGASTRUCTURE•FOUR

11:39 MEMEPOOL•SPACE, Beeple

12:44 FUCK•THE•WORLD

14:30 SKY•CASINO•ROYALE

15:00 I•SELL•OPIUM•FOR•THIS

17:55 THE•ELEPHANT•IN•THE•RUNE

18:50 $MIM MAGIC•INTERNET•MONEY

21:00 SEND•IT•ALL•TO•ZERO, FORBIDDEN•FRUIT, NGU•TECHNOLOGY, HONEY•BADGER•OF•MONEY, ALL•YOUR•TICKERS•SUCK

23:38 TWO•GIRLS•ONE•PUP, ODIN•BELLA•CATS•WIF•DOGS

25:10 MEMENTO•MORI

26:00 HOOKED•ON•ROONIES, BITCOIN•HOTDOG•FACTORY, WISHY•WASHY•MACHINE

29:30 BITCOIN•BRO•BEAR, CYPHER•GENESIS

30:50 $GOB, RUNE•KOIS

32:20 FEHU, RSIC

34:15 TWISTED•FIRESTARTER, PUPS•WORLD•PEACE, TURNIN•THE•FRICKEN•FROGS•GAY

36:15 WANKO•MANKO•RUNES, DEGENERATE, RARE•WIZARD•ORB, BILLION•DOLLAR•CAT

40:05 UNCOMMON•GOODS, MACKEREL•PACKS, RUNE•JUNE, $GRIZZY, $DOG, $GIZMO, THE•MOST•EXPENSIVE•RUNE, VENTURE•CATERPILLAR

45:50 $POOKA, WHY•LYING•FOR, SAIKO•HAMSTER, SKYNET•NEURAL•AI, BOUND•BITCOIN

50:15 NO•DOLLAR•NO•WAR, YOGA•OM•ANIMALS, COMPLIANCE•TOKEN, FULL•MOON•RUNES, CONCEPTUAL•ART, THE•PURPLE•RAIN, WWW•INTERNET•COM

55:10 RUNNING•HAL•AI, KUROKO•THE•KITTEN, $BABYODIN, PEEPO•THE•RUMPLED•FORESKIN, EPIC•EPIC•EPIC•EPIC, THE•MEMEING•OF•LIFE, RUNIK•SUBSTANCE, WIZARD, ITS•A•MUSIC•THING, BITCOIN•TO•MOON

1:03:00 Judging round first pass

1:05:40 Top 5 selection

1:07:14 Grand final

On this episode of Hell Money, Erin attempts a screen detox, Casey hits one million followers, and we ask the important questions: Is San Francisco the new Atlantis? Is AI accumulating karmic debt? And is the Redwood Grove actually real?

We also cover Parasite mining pool, Bitcoin block parties, Lightning payments at local merchants, Peter Thiel's move to Argentina, the coming AI backlash, why Anthropic may be setting itself up for a harder fall than OpenAI, and whether IQ, EQ, or street smarts actually matter.

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TIMESTAMPS

0:00 Intro

4:00 Erin's screen detox, perpetual stew, reading books

16:45 Parasite mining pool, OMB block party, lifofifo & ord.net25:45 Square's Bitcoin lightning POS

28:45 Call to action: Runes Review

29:50 San Francisco as the new Atlantis, AI hubris, AI data center moratoriums

44:50 OpenAI vs. Anthropic, predicting Anthropic's fall from grace

51:15 Peter Thiel moving to Argentina, Redwood Grove psyop

58:45 Casey hits 1M followers

1:03:05 IQ vs. EQ vs. smarts

1:06:10 Pepelangelo art review

1:11:00 Next episode: Paul Sports ecash fork?

On this episode of Hell Money, Erin’s podcasting career collapses after one listener says she talks too much, while Casey ascends to godhood on the strength of 4,000 mysterious fake followers per day. It’s the fall of Erin, the rise of Casey, and Bitcoin is decoupling in the wrong direction.

We also cover the CLARITY Act, stablecoin regulation, fake UFO disclosure, Claude goblins, Anthropic vs OpenAI, Trump’s Beijing trip, ord.io shutting down, and the true origin of Hantavirus: John Pork’s corpse in the Akashic Records.

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TIMESTAMPS

0:00 Intro, Erin talks too much

7:00 CLARITY Act & the legalization of gambling

14:30 Hantavirus origin, John Pork, quantum computers

19:30 DMT clockwork elves, AI consciousness, UFOs

22:10 Casey's botted fame, flop tweets

31:05 Vibe coded UFO disclosure

36:15 OpenAI vs. Anthropic, headline PR

52:20 Trump goes to Beijing with major CEOs

54:50 ord.io shutting down

On this episode, we’re back from Bitcoin 2026 in Las Vegas, where the real conference happened off stage. From quantum debates and AI pivots to Bitcoin astrology and open-source governance wars, we break down the conversations, vibes, and side quests that actually mattered.

We discuss:

- Bitcoin 2026 recap

- Quantum debate & Project 11

- Satoshi coins discourse

- Paul Sztorc’s eCash fork

- Hodlonaut on Bitcoin Core governance

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TIMESTAMPS

0:00 Bitcoin 2026 recap

7:56 K-pop, ABG discourse

12:55 Erin's aura reading, nukes are fake

18:52 Quantum & Bitcoin

35:11 Hell Money meetup recap

37:55 Everyone's pivoting to AI

42:30 Reviewing Hodlonaut's Bitcoin Core article

We're diving deep into the dark corners of spam on Bitcoin by reviewing inscriptions submitted by our listeners. We reviewed EVERY SINGLE INSCRIPTION, so check out what we had to say about your fav!

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TIMESTAMPS

0:00 Intro

3:44 Lifofifo

5:15 Leonidas

7:35 Ordinally

8:25 Barbra

9:40 Eliherf

11:15 Billy Restey

12:50 Bop

14:07 Tommy

15:20 Bitcoin Frogs

15:50 Pawel Dudko

18:10 Lemonhaze

19:20 Danny Yang

19:50 Pizza Ninjas

21:40 Pandemonium

23:40 Memeticx

26:30 Bitoshi Blockamoto

31:00 BravoCosto

32:50 Ord Torches

34:10 Lukaskalm

36:55 unfungiblehuman

38:15 Taproot Witches

39:50 Biggest 4megger

42:10 N8bit

46:40 Blockavatars

47:30 R4vonus

49:45 We love Bitmap

51:30 Rijndael

53:50 ankhtoshi

57:30 Rax

1:00:50 BIP39 spell checker

1:01:50 DanMercurius

1:05:20 OMB, suicidetoshi

1:09:30 Bitmap web5

1:10:30 Cats on the blockchain

1:12:30 3dordinalclub

1:13:30 TheBitassets

1:15:30 mannequinsnft

1:18:00 richart racing game

1:22:00 Dark Bitmap

1:24:00 Trump video

1:29:25 Inflatables

1:33:40 Ranking the contenders

On this episode of Hell Money, we’re officially the co-hosts of Bitcoin Twitter - and we’re taking submissions. Drop your inscriptions and turbo flag ideas, because we’re deciding what happens next for the entire ecosystem.

We cover:

- Inscription submissions & Runes turbo flag ideas

- Erin predicting Clavicular’s arrest

- Kristi Noem discourse

- $NAKA selling the bottom

- MicroStrategy AI ad

- New quantum FUD explained

- Casey vs Adam Back

- Shutting down pull requests on just

- Vibe coding vs real work

- Responding to fan comments

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TIMESTAMPS

0:00 Intro

2:10 Call for inscription submissions

6:35 Runes turbo flag ideas

7:57 Grab bag episode topics, HMP is the best Bitcoin podcast

14:28 Erin predicted Clavicular's arrest

23:34 Kristi Noem's cross dressing husband

26:20 $NAKA sells Bitcoin at the bottom

28:34 MicroStrategy's AI ad

31:13 New quantum FUD

59:13 Casey ratioed Adam Back (Satoshi)

1:06:33 End of an era: Casey closes pull requests on just

1:14:51 Vibe coding vibe check

1:23:32 Responding to fan comments

On this episode of Hell Money, Casey Rodarmor tells the full story of his failed attempt to get the Ordinals BIP accepted into the Bitcoin repository - a three-year saga that ended in a silent rejection.

We break down what a BIP actually is and how Bitcoin’s governance process handled - or failed to handle - one of its most controversial proposals.

Topics covered:

- What is a BIP and how the process works

- What Ordinals actually are (sat tracking vs "assets")

- The full Ordinals BIP timeline (2023–2026)

- Casey’s technical, personal, and political grievances

- BIP 110 vs Ordinals

- A proposed reform plan for Bitcoin’s BIP process

- Bitcoin governance and ossification risks

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TIMESTAMPS:

0:00 Intro, Casey is single

3:52 Ordinals BIP

20:00 Bad social politics incentives

25:15 Inscriptions BIP

28:30 Casey is demoralized

32:00 The Tyranny of Structurelessness

34:00 Bryan Bishop, Epstein files, and narrative control games

37:00 BIP 110

38:15 Blockstream & Bitcoin core, Bitcoin governance

43:25 Bitcoin is ossified, OP CTV

49:35 When is it clear that Bitcoin has failed?

58:00 Quantum threat & VC narratives

1:02:00 Casey's list of demands for BIP editors

1:10:45 It's so over, Maxi Madness

On this episode of Hell Money, we perform the last rites for Ordinals after the collapse of Magic Eden’s Bitcoin marketplace and the end of the easy money era. But is this actually the death of Ordinals — or the beginning of something stronger? We dive into the shifting economics of on-chain art, the role of provenance and galleries, Bitcoin vs crypto culture wars, and the latest AI developments in World War 3.

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TIMESTAMPS

0:00 RIP Magic Eden

12:45 Ordinals rebirth

15:15 On chain provenance, galleries

18:00 Ordinals in the vibe coding era

21:47 Is Ordinals crypto or bitcoin?

25:53 Dicey

30:35 Era of easy money is over

36:50 WW3

1:01:00 AI government

1:06:55 Parasite pool mined a block!

On this episode of Hell Money, it's really over this time. Deep diving into the state of the markets, AI, quantum, and the ongoing BIP wars.

Topics covered:

- The state of Bitcoin markets & institutional adoption

- Bitcoin for AI agents

- Quantum and BIP 360

- BIP 110 and why Ordinals still doesn't have a BIP number

- The astrological explanation for it all

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TIMESTAMPS

0:00 Intro & vibecoding

8:45 Bitcoin market crash discussion

14:35 Quantum FUD

17:00 Gold vs Bitcoin

19:55 AI agents for Bitcoin commerce

34:55 Hell Money University

37:35 BIP 360 quantum security proposal

44:44 BIP 110 censorship proposal

48:45 Restarting the Ordinals BIP war

52:50 Astrological vibe check & outro

It's Valentine's Day! Answering burning love and relationship questions from Hell Money Podcast Nation. Bear markets are the perfect time to lock down your love life, so tune in for our expert advice.

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TIMESTAMPS

0:00 Intro, JD Vance & Erika Kirk

5:07 Big Dicks Anonymous

11:21 Charting Bitcoin in 3D

14:01 Quantum Bitcoin

16:28 Saylor rant

19:27 How much to share in a relationship

23:59 Rob Hamilton

27:00 When to procreate

32:52 Not sure how I feel about kids

34:33 FMK

38:01 How big is it?

38:53 Richard Greaser

41:54 Robot consent

43:28 When to propose

47:08 RSIC mental institution

49:43 Venezuela & stable coins

53:34 Ord PR

54:26 Gay for Raph

55:17 Inscription for my crush

57:05 Karmic energy for financial growth

1:00:17 Craig Wright

1:02:27 Lipo pill

1:04:05 What happened on Twitter this past year?