Sloane and Juan are alive and well and living in Paris. Everybody seems to be pooping their pants, which is great. Thanksgiving was delightful, except Juan's dog almost died. We turned around for one second and lost Kanye forever. She by Sheree has never looked so good and it really is MARIAH'S WORLD. Welcome Home, baby. Welcome home.

Hot Chopix:

• Kanyegate
• Lady Gaga is the Best
• Kenya Moore's Man is Scary

Instagram Shoutout of the Week:

@ChristianDietician

So hot. So much good food. Check him out you will SEE.