Thanks for Glistening!

Well, we’re back! Did you miss us? We definitely missed you. This week we are catching each other up and discussing what friendship looks like after 30. We’re also unpacking Kirsten Dunst’s career, and so much more

Xoxo, 

Juan and Sloane

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Hello, Glisteners! Wow, you look amazing. We are so happy to see you. This week we discuss our love for ASMR YouTube videos and Spirit Payton, the ASMR star that eats pickles for a living. We’ll introduce you to the viral phenomenon that is Mukbang, where people film themselves overeating and get praise for doing so. It’s so fierce. Additionally, we share our favorite products of the week and how we recovered from our latest mini-nervous breakdowns. xoxo, Juan and Sloane, @juanthatyouwant and @iamsloanesteel, respectively. Insta: @ThanksForGlistening Twitter: @HelloGlisteners

We are so so so happy to be back in your hearts and homes once again. This week we discuss Luann de Lesseps and her drunken battery case, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child on Broadway and what we are wearing to our funerals.

xoxo,

Juan and Sloane, @juanthatyouwant and @iamsloanesteel, respectively.

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Juan and Sloane are so happy to be back in your hearts and minds. Thanks for Glistening is your home for hilarity, celebrity gossip, news, ridiculousness, and malarkey. Each week your hosts, Sloane Steel and Juan Torres-Falcon talk at you until they get tired. This week they tackle Omarosa Manigault Newman, Meghan Markle’s Father, loneliness and weight gain. Additionally, Juan and Sloane ask the following questions: What's going on with Jennifer Anniston's Nipples? and Why does Mango flavored seltzer taste so bad?

xoxo,

Juan and Sloane, @juanthatyouwant and @iamsloanesteel, respectively.

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DOLLY WILL NEVER GO AWAY AGAIN. We are back from maternity leave and our feet are still swollen. We catch all the way up and get ready for the rest of our lives together. Sloane tells us how cute her baby is and what motherhood is really like. Juan tells us about his new endeavors and his greatest fear at the moment. 

Instagram Shoutout of the Week: @cheatchic_

Xoxo,

Juan and Sloane, @juanthatyouwant and @iamsloanesteel, respectively.

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2017 knows no chill at all. This week we are exploring the idea that maybe Richard Simmons is just not that into us. We are eager to discuss all the Beauty and the Beast drama: Emma Watson’s underboob and Lefou’s new Gay orgy scene. Rupaul's Drag Race is moving to a new apartment with washer/dryer in unit on VH1 avenue and we’re analyzing the pros and cons. REMY MA went in on Nicki Minaj and Juan is gonna get you together on the whole gag. “Get Out” is for sure the Ben Carson story and Jill Zarin is back.  Juan addresses old white private citizens in his opening statement.

Instagram Shoutout of the Week: @InternetChav

xoxo,

Juan and Sloane, @juanthatyouwant and @iamsloanesteel, respectively.

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WOW. 2017 is so wild. This week Juan and Sloane ask the following questions: Where is Richard Simmons? Why did Adele win everything? What is Caitlyn Jenner thinking? and Who let that woman in your house? They share their new favorite lubric...err, I mean moisturizers. They open the show with their statement about Moonlight’s big win.

Instagram Shoutout of the Week:

@youvegotnomale

xoxo,

Juan and Sloane, @juanthatyouwant and @iamsloanesteel, respectively.

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Hi everybody! WE ARE BACK and so excited to be with you again. This week we are unpacking Lady Gaga’s SUPER BOWL Takeover. We are using the brilliant text penned by @NickRBurroughs to help fully understand her domination. Sloane has a cold and is ready to have this damn baby. Juan too is pregnant, but with feeling. Also Lala Land and the season finale of Mariah’s World...tbh it was terrible.

xoxo, Juan and Sloane 

NEW SOCK...SAME SHOE. Welcome to 2017.

“All right, we didn’t have a check for this song, so we’ll just say it went to number one, and that’s what it is. Okay.”

We’re talking 2017 and Mariah Carey’s role in the aforementioned year moving forward. Serena Williams is such a goddess and she is engaged. Carrie and Debbie–gone to soon. Kim K is  back on insta and that’s a good thing because we have been waiting to exhale. You can’t edit your tweets so be careful my babies.

It’s our favorite time of the year here at TFG too. We have have spent four lifetimes worth of other people’s money on stuff, so we really know about stuff. And on this very special holiday episode we are sharing our stuff knowledge with you and listing our FAVORITE THINGS of 2016. Just in time to spend every dollar you have hidden in you easy-bake oven before the impending end of days in 2017. Make our gags your gifts!

Also have you heard of ASMR? Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It’s super sexy and satisfying and were breaking it down.

Instagram Shoutout of the Week:

@SatisfyingVideo

xoxo,

Juan and Sloane, @juanthatyouwant and @iamsloanesteel, respectively.

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