Hello, Adventurers!

Hello, Adventurers!

By jason portizoLeisureGames
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Hello, Adventurers! episodes

  • RPG Horror Story: A Fair and Unbiased DM
    In this captivating episode of 'Hello Adventurers', the hosts dive deep into a riveting Dungeons & Dragons horror tale shared by a Reddit user, featuring an intense PvP conflict that led to a jaw-dropping game climax. The saga unfolds with two groups, under the guidance of the same Game Master (GM), hurtling towards a dramatic showdown after three years of intertwined adventures.

    Initially promising an impartial and equitable play experience, the narrative swiftly devolves into chaos as the GM seemingly favors the opposing party, resorting to questionable tactics like unauthorized use of counter spells and inspirations. The crux of the story? A jaw-dropping twist involving a 'Ring of Three Wishes' wielded by the GM, unraveling years of intricate storytelling to the players' dismay.

    The hosts meticulously dissect the GM's decisions, offering candid critiques on the erosion of player accomplishments and the apparent biases exposed throughout the gameplay. As the episode draws to a close, the hosts contemplate the nuances of fair play and the far-reaching consequences of GM partiality in RPG narratives.

    original story: https://www.reddit.com/r/rpghorrorstories/s/KlwzgEb9EM

    Tell us your pettiest DM story! [email protected] or tell us yourself at helloadventurerspodcast.com/voice
    19 min
  • The 6 Levels of Collecting Minis
    In this episode, join The DMs as they embark on a journey into the realm of miniatures for tabletop role-playing games, with a special focus on live in-person play. Delving into the intricacies of miniature selection, they explore six distinct levels of complexity in sourcing these tiny heroes and villains. From utilizing improvised objects like coins and candy to delving into the world of 3D printing and custom design through specialized websites, they leave no figurine unturned.

    But that's not all! The discussion extends to five levels of map grids to complement the use of miniatures during gameplay. From simple no-grid systems to sophisticated digital maps and pre-made terrain pieces, the hosts cover all bases, offering insights, personal anecdotes, and practical advice for both newcomers and seasoned players alike.

    Join them as they aim to enrich the storytelling and visual aspects of your RPG sessions, one miniature at a time.

    1 inch wooden coins: https://amzn.to/3Thg3vl
    1 inch round labels: https://amzn.to/3Tg6pZG
    1 inch button maker: https://amzn.to/4bWvekU
    Bulk lot (heroes set): https://amzn.to/49Nh6bE
    Bulk lot (spellblades and enchanted objects): https://amzn.to/3P1UBrL
    Bulk lot (flat): https://amzn.to/48yxYSG
    Bag o’ Zombies: https://amzn.to/49NlhnQ
    WizKids booster brick: https://amzn.to/42VxHHY
    Reaper Minis (just one out of countless options): https://amzn.to/4304ITm
    MZ4250 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/mz4250
    HeroForge: www.heroforge.com
    TitanCraft: www.titancraft.com
    Eldritch Foundry: www.eldritchfoundry.com
    Easel Pad with grid: https://amzn.to/3uY1raD
    Chessex Mat: https://amzn.to/3UYCYgi
    Loke Book of Battle Mats (dungeon): https://amzn.to/4bXV6g0
    Digital Map Case: https://digitaltabletops.com/ (there are tons of options out there. This just happens to be the one i got)

    Tell us about your favorite minis: [email protected] or helloadventurerspodcast.com/voice
    50 min
  • Monster Deep Dive: Hags
    In this podcast episode, hosts Jason Portizo, Jim Crocker, and Joe McCall delve into the pivotal role of 'Hags' within the Dungeons & Dragons universe. They explore how these enigmatic entities serve as formidable antagonists within the game's narrative. Highlighting the Hags' extensive lifespan and mastery of potent spells and illusions, the hosts underscore their ability to congregate in 'covens', thereby amplifying their collective power.

    Furthermore, the discussion delves into the Hags' propensity for manipulating circumstances through deceptive bargains and their inclination towards fostering chaos, rendering them intriguing figures within the game's storyline. The concept of Lair Actions, wherein the environment aids these creatures, is also elucidated upon. Additionally, the hosts explore the diverse manifestations of Hags, their distinct habitats, and the array of unique abilities they possess.

    Tell us your favorite Hag deal by leaving us a voicemail! http://helloadventurerspodcast.com/voice
    32 min
  • RPG Classic Story: A Most Abserd Character
    Jason Portizo, Joe McCall, and Jim Crocker, the lively hosts of the podcast 'Hello adventurers,' have an entertaining story to share about a character known as 'Abserd' from the realm of role-playing games (RPGs). Imagine this: during a D&D 'one-shot' session, a friend introduces a character who is essentially a jack-of-all-trades, master of none, blending various classes into one. While this character may not have been the most effective in practical terms, their presence sparked a hilariously captivating narrative that the hosts can't wait to recount. Tune in as they regale you with this memorable tale and delve into a light-hearted discussion about the merits and pitfalls of bringing such an absurd character to life in the game.


    • Original Video:
      • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZCIh_3b5K8&ab_channel=PuffinForest
    • Abserd's Character 'Packet':
      • https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/3947881/6ZQYtw
    Tell us your craziest multiclass! http://helloadventurerspodcast.com/voice

    15 min
  • Jason's Favorite iOS Apps for DnD Players (and DMs!)
    In this podcast episode, hosts Jason Portizo, Jim Crocker, and Joe McCall explore various D&D software and apps that offer valuable tools for the D&D community. They discuss the distinctive features of both new and established apps tailored for Dungeon Masters, highlighting their practicality in scenarios such as utilizing unconventional dice, crafting original characters, and enhancing game ambiance with sound effects.

    Moreover, the episode sheds light on the significance of these apps within the visually impaired community, emphasizing their accessibility and utility. Whether you're a seasoned player or just starting out, this discussion offers insights into leveraging technology to enrich your D&D experience.

    • DnD Beyond: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/d-d-beyond/id1501810129
    • Spells: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/spells-for-dungeons-dragons/id1474173779
    • Spell Slots 5e: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/spell-slots-5e/id1458065600
    • DMDJ: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/dmdj/id500586528
    • d20 Calculator: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/d20-calculator/id817035968
    • Sophie’s Dice: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/sophies-dice/id1477757497
    • NPC For Hire: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/npc-for-hire/id1182788017
    The DOTS RPG Project advocates for accessibility in gaming: https://www.dotsrpg.org/

    What apps do you use? Tell us at [email protected]
    23 min
  • Tier List: 5e Cantrips
    The DMs rank every available cantrip in dnd5e into a tier list.

    Here’s a spell list so you can read their descriptions: https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells
    Here’s the blank tier list so you can play along with us: https://tiermaker.com/create/dandd-5e-cantrips-763049
    And here’s our completed tier list: http://tinyurl.com/HAPep004

    This episode ran way way way over our target runtime so what you're hearing is the highly edited, abridged version. if you'd like to hear the full unedited conversations like these in the future for possible bonus content let us know! you can always email us at [email protected]

    Goodbye Adventurers!
    1 hr 3 min
  • New DM? Here's What You Need
    In this episode, Jason Portizo, Jim Crocker, and Joe McCall dive into all the essential information for aspiring Dungeon Masters in the world of Dungeons & Dragons. They provide valuable advice on crucial DM resources, emphasizing the necessity of owning physical copies of the core books – the Player's Handbook, Monster Manual, and Dungeon Master's Guide.

    They also discuss the necessary equipment every DM should have, such as character sheets, dice, pens, pencils, and index cards. Additionally, they advocate for the use of pre-made adventures for beginners and touch on helpful tools like battle mats and token sets.

    In terms of additional resources, they mention the supplemental trio – Tasha's, Xanathar's, and Monsters of the Multiverse – and suggest tailoring campaigns to fit the interests of players. The conversation also includes tips on finding one-shot ideas, exploring third-party books, and more.

    To purchase any of the products we mentioned on today’s episode check out https://kit.co/jtpaudio/new-dm-essentials

    Jason’s 3d printed Dice Tower: https://www.printables.com/model/291921-print-in-place-dice-tower
    54 min
  • RPG Horror Story: That's Not What "Classic DnD" Means!
    In this episode of 'Hello Adventurers', Jason Portizo, Joe McCall, and Jim Crocker dive into the intriguing world of homebrew rules in Dungeons & Dragons games. They're chatting about a Reddit user's wild ride with a super detailed magic system cooked up by another Dungeon Master in a 'forever DMs' group.

    The gang shares their thoughts on crafting homebrew rules, agreeing that while it's part of the DM experience, D&D doesn't necessarily need major overhauls because, hey, it's not that busted. But they're all ears for your tales of homebrew adventures – so don't be shy, share 'em with us!

    Send us your story at [email protected]

    Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/rpghorrorstories/comments/170itgc/invited_to_play_in_a_game_of_classic_dd_but/
    14 min
  • Hello, Adventurers! Meet Your DMs!
    Welcome to the inaugural episode of 'Hello, Adventurers'! Hosted by Jason Portizo, Jim Crocker, and Joe McCall, this podcast marks the beginning of an exciting journey into the world of gaming, particularly Dungeons & Dragons.

    Jason, with a background in podcasting, is joined by Jim, whose expertise stems from managing comic and game stores, and Joe, a newcomer to hosting but a seasoned player in the realm of D&D. Together, they offer a rich tapestry of experiences and insights.

    In this episode, listeners will discover the hosts' favorite D&D editions, their preferences as players or Dungeon Masters, memorable characters, and their passion for immersive role-playing. Additionally, they extend an invitation for audience participation, welcoming ideas and feedback for future episodes.


    Leave us a voicemail! http://www.helloadventurerspodcast.com/voice
    52 min

About Hello, Adventurers!

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"Hello, Adventurers" is a round table-style discussion show about Dungeons and Dragons and other TTRPGs from the creators of Curmudgeons and Dragons. Hosted by Jason Portizo, Jim Crocker, and Joe…