Hello, Creeps!

This is the end.

Join the original Creeps trio for one last journey into the world of weird discussions and inevitable talk about dicks, nu metal, and intercourse with amphibians. If you've listened to this show for any amount of time, that sentence should not come as any sort of surprise to you. Come reminisce with us on the last few fun years of the show that you were apart of just as much as we were. We love each and every one of you, whether you interacted with us through social media, sent us cool stuff, or simply clicked download even once. It's been a pleasure to (hopefully) have made you all laugh and bring even a sliver of a bright spot to your days. We were just three best friends who wanted to sit down in front of a microphone and do what we would have done even if one weren't present. We were lucky enough to walk away with a lot of love and support too. So sit back and laugh with us one last time, except if you're on Stitcher where you'll be sitting down with us sometime in 2023 probably. 

Good evening.

We did it! We actually came back in or around one week's time! Come celebrate with us as we dedicate this episode to fan of the show BIG NELSON, and cover a story he suggested from the very legitimate pages of National Geographic. Really making us exit our comfort zone, Nels. Then we have a tale that's one big dick joke from a not-so-legitimate publication. Enjoy!

The real Easter miracle had occurred! Hello, Creeps! rise from their tombs to deliver onto you a message of peace! Move over Jesus, make way for the real messiah! That's right it's...not us, but the clone of King David? Come find out how, plus surfing dogs, sexy aliens, and a heifer hauling ass in traffic. Yep, it's that same Creeps energy in 2021, baby!

This week the Creeps inadvertently bring you a Bigfoot focused episode. Yes, believe it or not, we only make this level of organization and synergy look like it was planned. We actually have no idea what we're doing.

Also in this episode: making fun of plenty of white racists and traitors.

Happy new year, everyone! New year, new very serious serious show format for the Creeps! Come listen to us be hard edged journalists as we give you our thoughts on the insurrection and the latest in our Covid-19 status. We switch gears and deliver that works news you crave as Coral talks about a peculiar case of ghosts, animal sacrifices, and a lot of Borat. Like almost too much. Fre brings us the tale of a mutated calf that inspires people to dream about lottery numbers. Yep, very serious journalism. Enjoy!

Just when you thought we were down, the Creeps get back up and deliver one more episode to get you through the remainder of this wasteland of a year. No special stories this week, but come listen to Fre and Coral regale you with their holiday stories and run-ins with the plague. Enjoy and we wish you all a happy and safe new year. Or, you know, we modestly hope we make it til at least February. 

The Creeps are back unusually quick this week compared to their last few episodes. Shocked? So are they. You better just take this very small victory and join them as they discuss the election and our new president elect Juhbiden, a murderer caught wearing her victim's shirt (yeeep), and a man who is allergic to electricity and 5G. So basically, just the typical stories that will force you to lose your faith in humanity. We do pick historical figures to have ghost sex with though, so that's pretty good. Enjoy!

Time is meaningless in 2029, but timing can still be impeccable! The Creeps are back JUST in time for their favorite holiday: Halloween! Was this purposely timed or did their laziness lapse at just the right time? You'll never know. Join Fre and Coral as they have some spooky spooky discussions and share stories about critters that will swarm and eat your flesh as well as have sex with your wife. Wait what? Happy Halloween!

What happens when The Creeps get sucked into The Phantom Zone that is 2020 and the last two months only feel like a couple weeks went by? We get yelled at by listeners to put out a new episode because they think we died. Don't worry! We're only dead on the inside. We also though the last episode we dropped was legit 2 weeks ago. 2020 is real fucking weird, man. Time is meaningless. Thankfully, Coral and Fre are back with tales of supermarket deaths and grave diggin'! Do they somehow connect the stories to Weekend at Bernies? Does someone randomly bring up Captain America's dick? Do we get off track and discuss the importance of Napalm Death in the Indonesian grindcore scene? Of course! It's Hello, Creeps!

It's summer time and taking involuntary hiatuses is easy. Have no fear because the Creeps are here, returned to this quarantine hellscape! Fre takes us to a seemingly nondescript house in Wales where strange noises plague the family? Gangs? Sex sounds? Screaming children? Check on all that! Coral takes us to the mighty state of Idaho for some interesting UFO statistics as well as enlightening us with the bold feats of a dildo thief. Enjoy!