A diverse Life. An edgy Mind. A liberated Spirit... and a hilarious Alter-Ego! Matthew East is back from the abyss otherwise known as the Real World to explore the funny and the clever ALL AROUND US!

Earthlings, don't watch or listen to what's coming next without this "teaser episode" embedded in your brain.

The "why me" answers come early as I describe Life experiences that range from getting shot at to charcoal grilling... and include (almost) everything in-between.

Next, we'll "tease the future" of Off Topic... because who doesn't love a good tease!??!

And that's about effing it. Nothing whets the appetite like a little taste. Go ahead... it's just the delicious beginning!