Our Valentine Ultimate Bob (Robert Easton). Prepare your earbuds for all the, “AAAHHHWWWWWSS” If Miderpan was part of the Sparvel Universe… She gives the best hugs, but cheats in leg wrestling. “Swag, swag, swag!” That’s a tiny place to grow up. “Stop objectifying the movie!” Is he sad because he… Continue reading

Our Valentine Ultimate Bob (Robert Easton). Prepare your earbuds for all the, “AAAHHHWWWWWSS” If Miderpan was part of the Sparvel Universe… She gives the best hugs, but cheats in leg wrestling. “Swag, swag, swag!” That’s a tiny place to grow up. “Stop objectifying the movie!” Is he sad because he … Continue reading

Dear Mom, NOT Felicity Jones. Sincerely, Rebecca. Some of his best wives are Asians. I was wondering what that cramp was. Madonna and Hugh Jackman go to the same vein doctor. Hawk and Dove? Can you rent a fishnet body suit? 50 Shades of Friends. She can only make half… Continue reading

Dear Mom, NOT Felicity Jones. Sincerely, Rebecca. Some of his best wives are Asians. I was wondering what that cramp was. Madonna and Hugh Jackman go to the same vein doctor. Hawk and Dove? Can you rent a fishnet body suit? 50 Shades of Friends. She can only make half … Continue reading

WHA? Therm The Wise guy was a badass. Someone who hated the movie preferably. Christ Pratt, Republican? Let’s do a Hello, Shooty show. Silent hype man. The thing about those Britishes. No outsiders in Tooele. Oh gawd, I can’t dive any deeper into that world. Yo dawg, I heard you… Continue reading

WHA? Therm The Wise guy was a badass. Someone who hated the movie preferably. Christ Pratt, Republican? Let’s do a Hello, Shooty show. Silent hype man. The thing about those Britishes. No outsiders in Tooele. Oh gawd, I can’t dive any deeper into that world. Yo dawg, I heard you … Continue reading

It’s Mormon Shabbos. Throw Brian Singer from the Train. The pressure of Gordon Ramsay reading your tweets. She’s watching in chronological order. Digagrave Imgonnaputyouinit Jones. All the good things happen in April.. except FanX… Thanks Rebecca! Reverse Flash… “Shalf?” “Bad Flash?” “Bizarro Flash?” Battleworld?? I bet there are lots of… Continue reading

It’s Mormon Shabbos. Throw Brian Singer from the Train. The pressure of Gordon Ramsay reading your tweets. She’s watching in chronological order. Digagrave Imgonnaputyouinit Jones. All the good things happen in April.. except FanX… Thanks Rebecca! Reverse Flash… “Shalf?” “Bad Flash?” “Bizarro Flash?” Battleworld?? I bet there are lots of … Continue reading

Mother England …. Father Africa..?? He’s just a Bill. On Capital Hill. CS Lewis… Jesus.. literally. “Boyhood” is Oscar bait, the movie. Thor the hacker… Thacker. The Struggle Bears. The first half of this joke was pretty good. Apparently Manu Bennett walks around naked… well duh? Why wouldn’t he. AND… Continue reading

Ahhnt mahhn… Aynt Mayn? Why not have ant strength?” Putting that on my resume, “Have you seen my butt?” Adam Levine is a stretched out Paul Rudd. Danielle reviews Selma! Batman v. Superman: Shanghai Knights? He will be interviewing rocks! Continue reading