Errrgasm in the club getting tipsy.  I dee what? I dee who? You are a reality TV show producer’s wet dream. Trying to sound like Delilah. So it’s like “Big” the superhero? Paul Rudd needs to drink more water. I have a degree in Gollumology! Yo dawg, I heard you… Continue reading

Everything is penis. Is peeing on your pants part of your character? #firstlarpproblems. She just gave you the “Jokes are usually funny” look. Were you bad at improv? Hello, Sweetie improv night.. Whose line? You know what really totes my goats muhgears? Groot has the gayest powers… Here, look at… Continue reading

Build up for an inappropriate joke. Buffet frenzy! Hello, Sweetie, “Untitled” movie scheduled for 2018!! Nick Cage is neither good or bad, he’s just Nick Cage. If I had to hug Kirk Cameron, I would, but I wouldn’t like it. Chris Pratt is the male Jennifer Lawrence. Evil cave troll… Continue reading

Coyotes “hootie hoo”through Jellystone. You had me at booze and large turkey leg! I shint you not! Soup boobs? Sony wanted to snag something at the buffet. Ghostbusters cast: cross dressing Tom Hanks, Dustin Hoffman, John Leguizamo. Melissa Mccarthy has Tony Shalhoub range. Share with us what funny ladies you… Continue reading

We throw your regularly scheduled format out the window, and bring you a recap of all of the most exciting news from SDCC 2014 exactly as it came out… one story at a time, in no particular order!! A fun, scattered, news and rumor filled episode… It’s our comic dash… Continue reading

Placebo headlining Days of ’47 Rodeo!! Acquaintances with 401ks. What’s your Jesus figure look like? Marvel is hogging the hot plates at the buffet. DC asks Marvel, “Did you call us a bitch?” Post apocalypse dream board. TV in another dimension or Japanese game show? #turndown for more overrated dragons.… Continue reading

Fight or flight… I had to flight. You don’t even have to be an old person to be scared of ice water, you guys!!! Spoopy demon powers!! Hunger Games 3: The Propaganda Wars! (Directed by Hello, Sweetie! Podcast.) It was a fun cluster f@*k. Eye of the Tiger/You’re the Best… Continue reading

Fantasy Con Recap!! I just want him to admit Zoe Saldana was his beard. BCoops. DJ Jazzy Baggins!! #turndown for beating this hashtag into the ground. Your mouth is so wide.. You look like an anime character. Just keep walking, just keep walking. So many PSAs! At that age, that’s precious… Continue reading

I must acquiesce to your… whatever. More harrowing stories of childhood. Camping,  sipping blue wine coolers and shooting guns. Bending bullets or bbs. Nacho problem! #NanaFrost hates fun. I’m gonna do all the movies now. It’s more for the texture than the taste. Canada is part of the world. But,… Continue reading

Interview with Lisa Hammer, Triana Venture of Venture Bros!! Where’s all your whoorres? PSA: Just don’t. Hand gestures are Danielle’s way of protesting. He’s knifey, to emphasize his shreddiness. Who had the case of the stink eye? Spritz some hydrochloric acid on it. Entitled bitches. Peter Sarsgaard SARS guard. Ginger… Continue reading