Hot takes on history.  Haunted Dog Watch.  It Perry’d out.  Dumb Gatekeepers!  Sword World?  Concussions?? Don’t remember ’em anyways. Continue reading

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Oscars.  Accents/Utter Nonsense.  Is “Pooping” really an accent??  Hurricane Heist?  BRUCE WILLIS! Pre-screening the spoops.  James the first Nottingham?  Reality game show, social experiments.  Derp Derp Derp. Continue reading

What excitement could be in the future for Hello, Sweetie? You’ll have to listen to find out! Continue reading

This episode is just going to be us singing drag songs. She’s pointing at Rebecca B T Dubs!! Would you say Target, missed the target? Let’s talk about it innnn… Right now! Now we know the difference between our moms… They’re gonna let us have our own movie?? It’s the… Continue reading

I need to plan when I ugly cry. Lots of huff’s and oof’s… We got there eventually. Blackspacetation? Because he’s a whiney brat baby. Old Man Joker! That’s everyone’s first choice. As long as there is a naked mole-rat, I’m in. Should we get on to this other disapointing list?… Continue reading

2 cats; dick. A classic… hmmm. Not the Hurt Box!! Yes! This one sucks! Squishy mushroom dicks. With Superb Owl Ell Eye Eye halftime show live reactions! There’s a lot of effects! Continue reading

I would’ve died. Did you die? But with elephants? Are there horses? How to confuse ghosts. I was getting there! Continue reading

I was on my way out and I got distracted. I watch ALL of the Narco’s, hello… This takes forever, I just want the thing. They’ll just reverse Tom Cruise him! Ukrainian Russian Birdman Hipster White Bitch Waters.  I’m also making another wrist movement over here. Damn, that’s a long… Continue reading

Free liquor is the most exciting… Google told us we need to get out of our car and hike! Is Siri trying to get us murdered? That’s a long road name… Crown and cherry pepsi like 9th grade cheerleaders. Like old people BINGO?? Why are you body shaming the cat?!… Continue reading