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  • Paprika

    We won’t invade your dreams as long as you keep listening to Help Me Watch.

    One Minute Review:

    Andor Season 2 | The Eternaut | The Righteous Gemstones | Thunderbolts* The Avengers Are Not Available

    New Releases: 

    May 13th

    Captain America: 4-Movie Collection (The First Avenger / The Winter Soldier / Civil War / Brave New World) (2011-2025)
    Disney / Buena Vista
    Captain America: Brave New World 4K (2025)
    Disney / Buena Vista
    Demolition Man 4K (1993)
    Arrow
    Dune: Prophecy – The Complete First Season (2024)
    Warner Bros.
    Kick-Ass 4K (15th Anniversary Edition) (2010)
    Lionsgate Films
    Mad Max 5-Film Collection 4K (1979-2024)
    Warner Bros.
    Masters of the Universe: Revelation / Revolution (2021-2024)
    Mill Creek Entertainment
    Mickey 17 4K (2025)
    Warner Bros.
    The Andromeda Strain 4K (Limited Edition) (1971)
    Arrow
    The Crazies 4K (2010)
    Lionsgate Films
    Wanted 4K (2008)
    Shout Factory
    Welcome to Demon School Iruma-kun: Season 3 (2022-2023)
    Crunchyroll, LLC

    May 20th

    A Knight’s Tale 4K (2001)
    Sony Pictures
    Batman Ninja 4K ( / Ninja Batman) (2018)
    Warner Bros.
    Doctor Who: The Savages (1966)
    BBC
    Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday 4K (Limited Edition) (1993)
    Arrow
    Jason X 4K (Limited Edition) (2001)
    Arrow
    Presence (2025)
    Decal Releasing
    Presence 4K (2025)
    Decal Releasing
    Date A Live V (V / Season Five) (2024)
    Crunchyroll, LLC
    Gods’ Games We Play: The Complete Season (2024)
    Crunchyroll, LLC
    Insomniacs After School (New English Dub Collection) (2023)
    Sentai Filmworks
    53 min
  • Captain Phillips

    We’re not exactly sure who the Captain is at this point so just tune in and listen to our review of Captain Phillips.

    One Minute Review: Daredevil: Born Again – finale | Andor Season 2 | Oklahoma City Bombing American Terror | Paradise Season 1

    New Releases: 

    April 29th

    Dirty Harry 4K (1971)
    Warner Bros.
    Full Metal Jacket 4K (Rerelease) (1987)
    Warner Bros.
    Gandhi 4K (1982)
    Sony Pictures
    Paddington in Peru (2024)
    Sony Pictures
    Pokémon: Detective Pikachu 4K (2019)
    Warner Bros.
    Rick and Morty: The Anime (2024)
    Warner Bros.
    Star Trek: Section 31 4K (2025)
    Paramount Pictures
    Star Trek: Section 31 4K (2025)
    Paramount Pictures
    The Informant! 4K (2009)
    Warner Bros.
    Timecop 4K (1994)
    Shout Factory
    Wacky Races: The Complete Series (Warner Archive Collection) (1968)
    Warner Bros.
    A Place Further Than the Universe: The Complete Series ( / A Story that Leads to the Antarctica / Sora yori mo Tooi Basho) (2018)
    Shout Factory
    Classroom of the Elite: 3rd Season (2024)
    Crunchyroll, LLC
    Naruto Shippuden: Set 6 (Episodes 138-165) (2009-2010)
    Viz Media
    Urusei Yatsura: Seasons 3 & 4 Collection (2024)
    Sentai Filmworks

    May 6th

    Gladiator + Gladiator II 4K (2000-2024)
    Paramount Pictures
    Lilo & Stitch 4K (Ultimate Collector’s Edition) (2002)
    Disney / Buena Vista
    Star Trek 10-Movie Collection (1979-2002)
    Paramount Pictures
    Ultraman Trigger: Complete Series + Ultraman Trigger Episode Z (2021-2022)
    Mill Creek Entertainment
    What Lies Beneath 4K (2000)
    Shout Factory
    Dream Eater Merry: Complete Collection (Yumekui Merry) (2011)
    Sentai Filmworks
    1 hr 18 min
  • Being John Malkovich

    Have you ever wanted to crawl into a dirty hole in the wall to be REALLY close to someone? Yeah, me neither, so instead just listen to our review of Being John Malkovich and other nonsense.

    One Minute Review: Daredevil: Born Again; A Minecraft Movie

    Movie News:

    Minecraft Movie:

    • Chicken Jockey incidents
    • The director (Jared Hess) is encouraging the “excitement”
    • Jack Black showed up to a screening to tell everyone to calm down before the show
    • Some theaters are not allowing unaccompanied minors into the show
    • Some theaters are trying to cut the Chicken Jockey scene out of the movie and only have it on special screenings

      • A new Naked Gun without ZAZ or Leslie Nelson?!?!?

      RIP Val Kilmer (missed from the last episode)

      New Releases: 

      April 15th

      Basic Instinct 4K (1992)
      Lionsgate Films
      Batman Ninja 4K (ニンジャバットマン / Ninja Batman) (2018)
      Warner Bros.
      Batman Ninja vs. Yakuza League (2025)
      Warner Bros.
      Batman Ninja vs. Yakuza League 4K (2025)
      Warner Bros.
      King of New York 4K (1990)
      Lionsgate Films
      The Informant! 4K (2009)
      Warner Bros.
      Legends of the Dark King: A Fist of the North Star Story – Complete Collection (Ten no Haô: Hokuto no Ken Raô Gaiden) (2008)
      Sentai Filmworks
      Macross Zero (Collector’s Edition | マクロス ゼロ) (2002-2004)
      Anime Ltd
      Metal Skin Panic: MADOX-01 (1987)
      AnimEigo
      Sonic the Hedgehog 3 4K (2024)
      Paramount Pictures
      Star Trek: Lower Decks – The Complete Series (2020-2024)
      Paramount Pictures

      April 8th

      Tombstone 4K (1993)
      Disney / Buena Vista
      Demolition Man 4K (1993)
      Arrow
      Hysteria!: Season One
      Universal Studios
      Despicable Me: 4-Movie Collection (Iconic Moments) (2010-2024)
      Universal Studios
      Legend (Iconic Moments) (1985)
      Universal Studios
      Captain Planet and the Planeteers: The Complete Franchise (1990-1996)
      Warner Bros.
      Armed Girl’s Machiavellism: Complete Collection (2017)
      Sentai Filmworks
      Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba – Hashira Training Arc (Limited Edition) (2024)
      Aniplex
      1 hr 27 min
    • Scary Movie 3

      The sickness persists, but someone needs to help the girl and fight the aliens.

      One Minute Movie Review: Severance season 3 finale

      Movie News: None

      New Releases: 

      April 1st

      A Complete Unknown 4K (2024)
      Disney / Buena Vista
      Companion 4K (2025)
      Warner Bros.
      Dog Man (Collector’s Edition 2000) (2025)
      Universal Studios
      Flight Risk 4K (2025)
      Lionsgate Films
      Inglourious Basterds 4K (Standard Edition) (2009)
      Arrow
      Love Hurts 4K (2025)
      Universal Studios
      Mufasa: The Lion King 4K (2024)
      Disney / Buena Vista
      Renfield 4K (2023)
      Shout Factory
      Superman & Lois: The Complete Series (2021-2024)
      Warner Bros.
      Superman & Lois: The Fourth and Final Season (2024)
      Warner Bros.
      Berserk of Gluttony: The Complete Season (2023)
      Crunchyroll, LLC
      My Hero Academia: You’re Next (2024)
      Toho
      Summer Wars 4K () (2009)
      Shout Factory

      April 8th

      Film Noir: The Dark Side of Cinema XXV (The Flame / The City That Never Sleeps / Hell’s Half Acre) (1947-1954)
      Kino Lorber
      A Certain Scientific Railgun T: Season 3 ([]T / Toaru Kagaku no Railgun T) (2020)
      Crunchyroll, LLC
      Chillin’ in Another World with Level 2 Super Cheat Powers: The Complete Season (2024)
      Crunchyroll, LLC
      One Piece: Collection 37 (Episodes 893-916) (2019-2020)
      Crunchyroll, LLC
      Princess Principal: Crown Handler – Chapter 3 (2023)
      Sentai Filmworks
      Shangri-La Frontier: Season 1, Part 2 (2024)
      Crunchyroll, LLC
      The Kamen Rider Trilogy (Standard Edition | Shin Kamen Rider: Prologue / Kamen Rider ZO / Kamen Rider J) (1992-1994)
      Media Blasters
      1 hr 15 min
    • Scary Movie 2

      Still sick, but not sick enough that we can’t haunt questionably aged co-ed college students.

      One Minute Movie Review: Everyone should be watching Severance

      Movie News:

      Physical media is superior, unit it’s not. Thousands of Warner Bros. DVDs are rotting, but WB is trying to make it right https://www.avclub.com/warner-bros-replacing-disc-rot-dvd

      RIP

      Gene Hackman Jan 30, 1930 – Feb 2025

      Michelle Trachtenberg Feb 26, 2025

      New Releases: 

      March 18th

      Deep Blue Sea 4K (Limited Edition) (1999)
      Arrow
      Evil Dead 4K (2013)
      Shout Factory
      Godzilla vs. Biollante 4K (vs / Gojira vs. Biorante) (1989)
      Criterion
      Middle-Earth: 6-Film Collection 4K (The Hobbit / The Lord of the Rings) (2001-2014)
      Warner Bros.
      Moana 2 4K (2024)
      Disney / Buena Vista
      The Last of Us: The Complete First Season 4K (2023)
      Warner Bros.
      The Penguin: The Complete First Season (2024)
      Warner Bros.
      World War Z 4K (2013)
      Shout Factory
      Jujutsu Kaisen: Season 2 – Shibuya Incident (2023)
      Crunchyroll, LLC
      Spy x Family Code: White (2023)
      Crunchyroll, LLC
      Spy x Family: Season Two (2023)
      Crunchyroll, LLC

      March 25th

      Desperado 4K (1995)
      Arrow
      Magilla Gorilla: The Complete Series (Warner Archive Collection) (1964-1965)
      Warner Bros.
      Star Trek: Lower Decks – The Complete Series (2020-2024)
      Paramount Pictures
      Star Trek: Lower Decks: The Final Season (2024)
      Paramount Pictures
      Tommy Boy 4K (1995)
      Paramount Pictures
      Tommy Boy 4K (30th Anniversary Edition) (1995)
      Paramount Pictures
      Trailer Park Boys Presents: Standing on the Shoulders of Kitties (2024)
      Unobstructed View
      Macross Zero (Collector’s Edition | ) (2002-2004)
      Anime Ltd
      One Piece: Season 14 Voyage 3 (Episodes 917-928) (2020)
      Crunchyroll, LLC
      The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You: Season 1 (2023)
      Crunchyroll, LLC
      The Apothecary Diaries: Season 1, Part 2 (2023)
      Crunchyroll, LLC

       

      48 min
    • Scary Movie

      We had to delay this episode a week due to some business travel and a couple of us getting sick, but we’re back and ready to start stabbing and hitting people with cars!

      One Minute Movie Review: Captain America: Brave New World

      Jonathan:

      Flow, The Gorge, Kraven the Hunter, Civil War

      NYC Travel Reviews (Chris):

      Here, The Circle, Trap

      Movie News: None

      New Releases: 

      February 18th

      Constantine 4K (20th Anniversary Edition) (2005)
      Warner Bros.
      Evil Dead Rise 4K (Limited Edition) (2023)
      Warner Bros.
      Nosferatu 4K (Extended Cut) (2024)
      Universal Studios
      September 5 (2024)
      Paramount Pictures
      The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim 4K (2024)
      Warner Bros.
      Uncle Buck (4K Restoration) (1989)
      Kino Lorber
      My Isekai Life: Complete Collection (Collector’s Edition) (2022)
      Sentai Filmworks
      Panic Room 4K (2002)
      Sony Pictures

      February 25th

      Amadeus 4K (1984)
      Warner Bros.
      Documentary Now!: The Complete Series (2015-2022)
      Mill Creek Entertainment
      MXC: Most Extreme Elimination Challenge – Set 2 (SD on Blu-ray) (2005-2007)
      Discotek Media
      My Girl 4K (1991)
      Sony Pictures
      Cutie Honey: The Original TV Series (SD on Blu-ray) (1973-1974)
      Discotek Media
      Digimon Adventure – Season 2 ( | Japanese Language Version / Episodes 1-50) (2000-2001)
      Discotek Media
      Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS (TV Series 3) (2007)
      Discotek Media
      Photon: The Idiot Adventures (1997-1999)
      Discotek Media
      Special Rescue Police Winspector (SD on Blu-ray) (1990-1991)
      Discotek Media
      Star Musketeer Bismark: Complete Series (1984-1985)
      Discotek Media
      Tales of Wedding Rings: Season 1 (2024)
      Crunchyroll, LLC

      March 4th

      Film Noir: The Dark Side of Cinema XXIV (Union Station / Jennifer / The Crooked Circle) (1950-1957)
      Kino Lorber
      Gladiator II 4K (2024)
      Paramount Pictures
      Kraven the Hunter 4K (2024)
      Sony Pictures
      Paddington 2 4K (2017)
      Warner Bros.
      Red One 4K (2024)
      Warner Bros.
      The Super Mario Bros. Movie 4K (2023)
      Universal Studios
      A Certain Scientific Railgun S (Season 2 / S / Toaru Kagaku No Railgun S) (2013)
      Crunchyroll, LLC
      Akira 4K (1988)
      Crunchyroll, LLC
      Ghost Cat Anzu ( / Bakeneko Anzu-chan) (2024)
      Shout Factory
      Shangri-La Frontier: Season 1, Part 1 (2023)
      Crunchyroll, LLC
      The World Is Still Beautiful: Complete Collection (2014)
      Sentai Filmworks

      March 11th

      Trick or Treat (4K Restoration | Standard Edition) (1986)
      Synapse Films
      Nasu: Summer in Andalusia (Nasu – Andalusia no Natsu) (2003)
      AnimEigo
      Ragna Crimson (Collector’s Edition) (2023-2024)
      Sentai Filmworks
      Samurai Fiction (1998)
      Media Blasters
      The Rising of the Shield Hero: Season Three (2023)
      Crunchyroll, LLC
      The Unwanted Undead Adventurer: The Complete Season (2024)
      Crunchyroll, LLC
      Welcome to Demon School Iruma-kun: Season 2 (2021)
      Crunchyroll, LLC
      1 hr 11 min
    • Hot Shots! Part Deux

      This week, we’re reviewing “Hot Shots! Part Deux”. Is it better, or is it worse than the first movie? Will Topper finally find love? Will we ever find out what “sabotage” means? Find out about all that and more in this episode of Help Me Watch.

      One Minute Movie Review: nothing this week

      Movie News: Sony Will Stop Producing Blank Blu-Ray Discs After 18 Years

      New Releases: 

      February 4th

      Blade 4K (Limited Edition) (1998)
      Warner Bros.
      Quantum Leap: Season Two (2023-2024)
      Universal Studios
      Quantum Leap: The Complete Series (2022-2024)
      Universal Studios
      The Shining 4K (1980)
      Warner Bros.
      Twin Peaks: From Z to A (Pilot and Episode 8 in 4K UHD) (1990-2017)
      Paramount Pictures
      V/H/S/Beyond (2024)
      Shudder
      Wicked (2024)
      Universal Studios
      A Certain Magical Index III: Season Three (To aru majutsu no indekkusu) (2018-2019)
      Crunchyroll, LLC
      Jujutsu Kaisen: Season 2 – Hidden Inventory/Premature Death (2023)
      Crunchyroll, LLC
      One Piece: Season 14 Voyage 2 (Episodes 904-916) (2019-2020)
      Crunchyroll, LLC
      Psycho-Pass: Seasons 1+2 (2012-2014)
      Crunchyroll, LLC

      February 11th

      Conclave 4K (2024)
      Universal Studios
      Film Noir: The Dark Side of Cinema XXIII (Rope of Sand / Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye / Never Love a Stranger) (1949-1958)
      Kino Lorber
      Ghosts of Mars 4K (Collector’s Edition) (2001)
      Shout Factory
      Hot Pursuit (4K Restoration) (1987)
      Kino Lorber
      John Carpenter’s Vampires 4K (Collector’s Edition) (1998)
      Shout Factory
      Paddington 2 4K (2017)
      Warner Bros.
      Tom and Jerry: The Complete CinemaScope Collection (Warner Archive Collection) (1940-1967)
      Warner Bros.
      Twin Peaks: A Limited Event Series (2017)
      Paramount Pictures
      Bubblegum Crisis: Perfect Collection (1987-1991)
      AnimEigo
      My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU: Complete Three Season Collection (Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Comedy wa Machigatteiru./ ) (2013-2020)
      Sentai Filmworks
      One Piece: Collection 36 (Episodes 867-891) (2018-2019)
      Crunchyroll, LLC
      Sailor Moon: Three-Film Collection (Sailor Moon R: The Movie / Sailor Moon S: The Movie / Sailor Moon SuperS: The Movie) (1993-1995)
      Viz Media
      59 min
    • Hot Shots!

      This week, we’re possibly heading into the “Danger Zone” or at least some sort of zone or danger. We’re not exactly sure which one it is just yet, so strap in and make sure that the ejector set button is working before you press play this week for “Hot Shots!”

      One Minute Movie Video Game Review: Harold Halibut (it’s not a movie, but I need to talk about it)

      Movie News: RIP David Lynch

      Twin Peaks Z to A is being rereleased next month

      New Releases: 

      January 21st

      A Legend (Chuan shuo / ) (2024)
      Well Go USA
      April Fool’s Day 4K (1986)
      Kino Lorber
      Here (2024)
      Sony Pictures
      Heretic (2024)
      A24
      Jackie Brown 4K (1997)
      Lionsgate Films
      Kill Bill: Volume 1 4K (2003)
      Lionsgate Films
      Kill Bill: Volume 2 4K (2004)
      Lionsgate Films
      Reservoir Dogs 4K (Mr. Pink Edition) (1992)
      Lionsgate Films
      Smile 2 4K (2024)
      Paramount Pictures
      The Cell (Limited Edition) (2000)
      Arrow
      The Little Rascals: The Restored Silents – Volume One (1922-1938)
      ClassicFlix
      The Substance (2024)
      MUBI
      Venom: 3-Movie Collection (2018-2024)
      Sony Pictures
      Venom: The Last Dance (2024)
      Sony Pictures
      Bastard!! Heavy Metal, Dark Fantasy – Season 1 Collection (2022)
      Sentai Filmworks
      Bubblegum Crash (1991)
      AnimEigo
      Bubblegum Crash (With Slipcover) (1991)
      AnimEigo
      Horimiya – Season 2: The Missing Pieces (Horimiya -piece-) (2023)
      Crunchyroll, LLC

      January 28th

      Chris Claremont’s X-Men (Slipcover in Original Pressing) (2018)
      ETR Media
      Daffy Duck’s Quackbusters (Warner Archive Collection) (1988)
      Warner Bros.
      House M.D.: The Complete Series (2004-2012)
      Universal Studios
      Hundreds of Beavers (Slipcover in Original Pressing) (2022)
      Cartuna
      Ninja Scroll ( / Jbei Ninpch) (1993)
      Sentai Filmworks

       

      53 min
    • The Princess Bride

      This week we’re reviewing one of the most overrated movies of the century, “The Princess Bride”, listen in to see what we thought!

      One Minute Movie Review: Jonathan: Wicked

      Movie News:  none

      New Releases: 

      January 7th

      Drag Me to Hell 4K (2009)
      Shout Factory
      Saturday Night (2024)
      Sony Pictures
      Se7en 4K (Seven 4K | 30th Anniversary Edition) (1995)
      Warner Bros.

      January 14th

      Chinatown 4K (Standard Edition) (1974)
      Paramount Pictures
      Inglourious Basterds 4K (Limited Edition) (2009)
      Arrow
      Once Upon a Time in the West 4K (Standard Edition | C’era una volta il West 4K) (1968)
      Paramount Pictures
      Snowpiercer 4K (2013)
      Lionsgate Films
      Rurouni Kenshin: Complete Box 1 (2023)
      Aniplex
      Rurouni Kenshin: Complete Box 2 (2023)
      Aniplex
      1 hr 5 min
    • Disney’s A Christmas Carol

      Don’t be a humbug and just watch the very odd “how is this child-friendly” Disney rendition of “Disney’s A Christmas Carol”

      One Minute Movie Review: I tried, the movie theater was closed due to a “rodent issue”

      Movie News: 

      Possibly clarification on the remake of Star Wars Episode IX and the release of the comic “Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Adaptation #1” which will be released on February 26, 2025.

      New Releases: 

      December 24th

      Nothing notable

      December 31st

      Nothing definitively coming out

      Main Review: “Disney’s A Christmas Carol”

      1 hr 13 min

    About Help Me Watch

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    Join me, Chris, and my (un)willing co-hosts Jonathan and Franko, as we dive into my ever growing personal movie collection—one disc at a time. With over 1000 physical films lining my shelves, each one…