SEAN GRUBBS-ROBISHAW IS THE TYPE OF WHITE GAY I CAN'T STAND. JEFF GRAVES IS THE TYPE OF WHITE STRAIGHT I CAN'T STAND.

THE MAIL BAG IS OPEN, ONCE AGAIN.

SEND ME YOUR QUESTIONS/COMMENTS TO [email protected]

BEYONCE DID A THING. NOW I'M OBLIGATED TO CONSUME THAT THING AS MANY TIMES AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE. TONIGHT.

THE MAIL BAG IS HERE. 

DON'T FORGET TO WRITE INTO THE MAILBAG! [email protected] OR HELP YOU HELP ME PODCAST ON INSTAGRAM AND VERO.

THIS EPISODE IS DEDICATED TO MY UNCLE GROVER AND TO NIPSEY HUSSLE.

I'M ALL FOR KICKING 21 YEAR OLDS OUT OF THE HOUSE.

THE PROBLEM WITH WHITE GAYS...

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JORDAN PEELE DID NOT COME TO PLAY FUNNY GAMES...

YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER IS LAZY, MA'AM. KICK HER OUT.

DONATE TO HELP YOU HELP ME THROUGH THE SHOW'S ANCHOR.FM PAGE. EVERY AMOUNT HELPS! THANKS!

ANNA BANANA AND I ARE BEST FRIENDS AS FUCK.

ROBERT CRIED AND YELLED AT GALE AND PEARLS WERE CLUTCHED, HENNY.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR CHILD IS A DUMPSTER FIRE BUT YOU DON'T WANT HER TO STRUGGLE?

WHAT DID THE BABY CARROT IN CHIEF SAY TO PISS OFF THAT CRAZY MAN IN N. KOREA?

JUSSIE SMOLLETT IS INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY. (BUT IT'S NOT LOOKING GREAT.)

HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH!

I TELL Y'ALL WHY I DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT LOVE.

ALSO, BLACKFACE IS STILL SOMETHING WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT. 

THE BACKSTREET BOYS PUT OUT A NEW ALBUM... HEAR WHAT I THINK ABOUT IT!

THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY THE BLACK TUX. LISTEN FOR THE COUPON CODE TO SAVE $20 OFF YOUR NEXT PURCHASE. 

I MADE IT ANOTHER WEEK! ANOTHER EPISODE ABOUT NOT MUCH. 

IT'S FUCK DONALD TRUMP FOR LIFE.

TOM BROKAW WANTS SMOKE TOO.

I ANSWER YAHOO ANSWERS QUESTIONS