Goosebumps return with Monster Blood! The slime that is apparently what pumps in the veins of monsters.

Stay out of the basement. Please. I’m begging you. I’m being smothered in this family. I need my space. Just stay out of this godforsaken basement!

A further exploration of the entire Strange Matter series.

We deviate from the main Goosebumped path and into Strange Matter: Bad Circuits. Killer robot versus fear bomb. Plus, the greatest villain, Frank Dunk.

The deadest of dead houses greets us In Goosebumps 1, Welcome to the Dead House! It’s dead!

Here we are, another Podoween, and it’s time for the big reveal! Oh, wait, I already revealed this is Goosebumps year like ten times? Well, okay. This is the OFFICIAL reveal, you pedants.

Two new Mayor of America rules have been handed down.

The Snowlywed Game! Like that other game but, you know, copyright-safe?

Gambling, smoking, gun shootering, and maybe a little naughty kaiju? It’s Helpful Snowman’s Bachelor Party!

We talk books. MY books.