Here Comes The Spooky

Hey! You ever seen a snake? You ever seen a snake... on 3D? Well now you have cause them Spooky Boys are coming at you once again with a return Camp Crystal lake via the Haven of all that is Higgins. So grab your 3D glasses and a bottle of ibuprofen and lets all watch a sweet ass yo-yo scene with ya boy JV! STAY SPOOKY!

The Chuck is back and he brought along them Spooky Boys to talk about his 2nd murderous rampage through the suburbs of Chicago and straight into our hearts. Have you ever seen a doll that pees itself? Well this one bleeds! Also we sort of lose sight of what we normally do because we had wonderful, multiple interruptions from the Saint of HCTS, Rob Wicked himself!

We don't just make horror movie content, sometimes we get liquored up and like to talk about My Little Pony or favorite Designing Women episodes. Well this time its neither, instead we sit down with Yukon Tom and the Flu-Tang Man to talk about how badass some of those tunes from our favorite NES games can hit them ear drums so sit down with some Butterfinger BB's and nod along to all the classic Nintendo hits!

Tis the season to be murdered... We take a Christmas Break with nosey ass Aunt Maggie while we get a little too drunk and watch Child's Play. So pay that back alley salesman and get your ass ready cause we want to bring you yuletide greetings with our classic HCTS attitudes. 

His name is Matt, and he's kind scary, don't try to run, cause his ass is hairy. Unfortunately we watched Maniac Cop 2 because its a Christmas Episode. Do you have the testicular fortitude to listen in? Well we hope you like musical interludes cause there is a bunch!

It's the 80's and you are getting ready to sneak out of the house to go to a carnival but first you need to put on a Halloween mask and grab a knife before sneak a peek at your sisters boobies... and if that sounds familiar to you, this is where similarities end cause it just gets weird from here. Welcome to The Funhouse were all your nightmares of horny big headed monsters come to life. Come for the terror but stay for the corndogs!

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The wrong man was released from the psych ward due a mix up in name spelling and now he is on a killing spree for sorority girls... silently? We watched Silent Madness cause Nacho's wanted to and now you have to listen about it. Sorry we're not sorry. STAY SPOOKY! 

Send in the MARINES! ALIEN MARINES! We took a detour one afternoon while drinking when we decided that talking about the Aliens toy franchise was a good idea but we were wrong... It was a fucking GREAT idea! Toyline reviews drunkenly brought to you by the Dukes of Spook. (each sold separately) 

Scream 2: Scream Harder Hash Tag Ghost Face Goes To College. That's All.