First up, a hidden history of the White House. Then: It’s pretty easy to not die in a stupid way; Brian is obsessed with MeTv Toons; old people TV; “The Simpsons” and “Mad Men”; Jeff has a great idea; more forgotten history of the White House; the president of France and mayor Paris ended up not swimming in the Seine river (because it’s a toxic hell hole of a waterway); the Olympics are a grift; Lauren Boebert won her primary; Jeff saw a picture of Boebert he liked; more White House history; a man jumped into an enclosure at Kings Island, and the local media never really gets around to what happened; Michael C. Hall’s band still stinks; kids who threw up in school; a man was arrested for fucking a horse, again (Mister Ed responds); rape cakes; and finally, the girl who lifted her shirt at the Oilers game got a Playboy layout.