Here's Johnny's Reviews

Welcome to a very special episode of Here's Johnny's Reviews as it's not only my Christmas Special BUT my 300th podcast!

 

For this I roped in my co-host from my second podcast Two Geeks Talk Movies, Jo, to discuss this insane early 80s holiday slasher that took 2 years to make, had multiple directors, and also a troubled production.

 

It's the story of one man's hatred of Christmas so much that he kills anyone that wears a Santa suit in weird and wonderful ways.

That's all I'm saying about it.

 

Enjoy.

 

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Thank you for listening if this is your first or indeed 300th podcast, now go spread this far and wide.

Welcome to part 3 of Festive Fear 3. As I look at the little known holiday horror called The nights before Christmas.

 

The cheap holiday slasher about a killer Santa and his insane wife Mrs Clause. Orignal I know!

 

Enjoy.

 

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Welcome to part 2 of Festive Fear 3 which is my look at Holiday Horrors I've never heard of nor saw.

This week is UnHoly Night from 2018. 

It's Christmas Eve and a lonely nurse is working the night shift at an old folks home, where she meets a strange old man carrying an old photo album and tells her stories of terror.

 

Anyway best going in blind and "enjoying" this bugnuts horror.

 

Enjoy

 

 

 

 

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Welcome to part 1 of Festive Fear 3 as I look at little known Christmas horrors.

 

This week is Holiday Hell from 2019 the story of a Shoppwner played by the legendary Jeffrey Combs who sells supernatural gifts.

 

He tells four tales of horror to his last customer on Christmas Eve who is in there to buy a last-minute gift for her sister.

 

Anyway, Enjoy.

 

 

 

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Welcome to the final part of Nick Cage month as I look at Season of the Witch.

No not the 1982 cult classic Halloween 3 but the 2011 insane movie about Holy Knights and witchcraft that may've started the Black Plague.

 

Come see if this is as dumb as that sounds.

 

Enjoy.

 

 

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Welcome to part 3 of Nick Cage month. As I look at HP Lovecraft's Color out of Space.

 

The mind-bending insane movie about an alpaca farmer who one night finds a strange purple meteorite that quickly spreads a strange purple life form and mutants Earth creatures into strange The Thing like monsters.

 

Anyway just enjoy this rant filled podcast.

 

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Welcome to another Nick Cage never saw November. As I look at 2015s Pay the Ghost.

 

Can a university prof, that teaches Folklore, stop an over 330-year-old witch after she kidnaps his son on Halloween night?

 

Find out here.

 

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Welcome to the kick-off to Nick Cage month. A month-long look at Cage movies I haven't seen looking for a non-bug nuts Cage performance!

 

First up we have Knowing from 2009. Can an MIT prof solve a 50-year-old mystery then save the world? Or is the world doomed?

Find out here.

 

 

Enjoy

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Welcome to my Halloween special.

Elvira's second feature movie Elvira's Haunted Hills.

 

Set in 1850s Transylvania, but I'm not heading to the Carpathian Mountains alone oh no I have a  guest Spike (a returning guest).

 

We discuss Elvira's take on Roger Corman's take on Edgar Allen Poe movies.

 

Enjoy 

 

 

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*Due to Skype this recording has a few flaws but otherwise it's ok*

Welcome to the wrap up to Shocktober which is my look at the Predator movies.

As I look at 2018s The Predator.

 

Can the smaller OG Predators team up with humans to take down a new race of Uber Predators or is Earth doomed?

Find out here.

 

Enjoy

 

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