Here's Johnny's Reviews

Welcome to Part One of Fierce Females in February. Which is my look at Wonder Woman, Tomb Raider 2018, Charlie's Angels Full Throttle and tonight's movie Charlie's Angels the McG balls to the wall 2000 action movie?

 

 

The story of 3 female P.Is hired to rescue a multi-millionaire software developer after he was kidnapped by his rival.

 

Thing is, is all as what it seems? Find out here.

 

 

 

 

 

Enjoy

 

 

 

 

 

Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

 

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Now check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z. The very best of the very bad.

Welcome to the concluding part of Jurassic Park month with my look at Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom.

 

The second part of the new trilogy which has sunken the franchise fast.

 

So if you're a fan of an epic rant then this is the podcast for you.

 

 

Enjoy

 

Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

 

Check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor. Where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z. The very best of the very bad.

 

 

*warning this is not for the easily offended* #unpc

Welcome to part 4 of Jurassic Park month and my look at Jurassic World.

 

The soft reboot to the all bit dead franchise after the car crash that was Jurassic Park 3.

 

Can a rough and ready park ranger, an uptight business woman and her two nephews survive after InGen's latest designer dino runs amuck?

 

Find out here.

 

 

 

 

Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

 

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Now check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor. Where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all thigs B to Z, the very best of the very bad.

 

 

 

*take a drink every time I mention a certain soft drink*

Welcome to my look at part 3 of Jurassic Park month with my look at Jurassic Park 3.

The Joe Johnson movie that all but killed the franchise.

 

Several years after the events after of Jurassic Park 2 and San Diego. This is the story of how Dr. Allan Grant is tricked into going to site B to rescue a teenage son of multi-millionaires.

 

Who will survive and what will be left of them?

Find out here.

 

 

Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

 

Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5-star review.

 

Check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z. The best of the bad.

Welcome to part two of Jurassic Park month. With my look at The Lost World and no not the Arthur Conan Doyle book but the rushed out Michael Crichton book.

 

The only Spielberg sequel, to date, that isn't an Indie Jones one.

 

It's several years after the events of Jurassic Park and John Hammond wants Dr  Ian Malcolm to return to a similar island to help save the dinos on it.

 

Can he save them, his daughter and his girlfriend before they're dino food or before InGen kill them?

Find out here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod

 

 

Don't forget to check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where every two weeks myself and my cohost look at all things B to Z. The very best of the very bad.

 

Also, leave a 5-star review on iTunes

Welcome to the first Here's Johnny's Reviews of not only the year but the decade! It's 2020!

 

So I'm covering the Jurassic Park franchise cause reasons.

 

The movie about a billionaire theme park owner with a crazy plan to bring dinosaurs back to life.

However, due to a greedy computer programmer, things go horribly wrong as the dinos escape and people die!

 

Can a grumpy kid hating paleontologist, a paleobotanist, a chaotician, the billionaire's grandchildren and the billionaire survive? Find out here.

 

 

Enjoy

 

 

 

 

Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

 

Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Also, leave a 5-star review.

 

Now check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor, where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z.

Welcome to my End of the Year and indeed Decade special as I look at the little known 1980 slasher New Years Evil.

 

Cannon Films first and only slasher movie.

 

The story of a fame-hungry DJ that'll do anything to break into the big time, she gets phone calls during her live all night rock-a-thon as she counts down the hits of the year.

 

Can the cops save her from the mysterious Evil? What's with her "teenage" son? Who thought this proto-slasher was a good idea?

 

Find out here and enjoy.

 

 

Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

 

Check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show only on Anchor where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z. The very best of the very bad.

 

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Oh and a fun game every time I say EEEEVVVVVVVIIIIILLLLLLLLL! take a drink.

Doomed December continues with my look at Ghostbusters 2.

 

5 years after the events of Gozer the Ghostbusters have been sued by the city of NY and told they can't ghost bust.

 

However, when Dana Barrett has a run-in with some slime and a courtroom is destroyed the boys are back.

 

Can the boys stop a 16th-century sorcerer from taking over the Earth on NYE 1989?

 

 

Enjoy

 

 

 

Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

 

Don't forget to check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z the very best of the very bad.

Ho Ho Ho

Happy Holislays 

 

Here's a little shocking filler for your listening needs.

The story of a 16 year old girl that has to fight killer elves, black magic and weird cults.

 

Can a former cop help her or is the world doomed?

 

 

 

 

Enjoy

 

 

 

 

Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

 

Check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z the best of the bad.

 

Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe.

 

 

Have yourself a scary little Christmas and Happy Horror Slays.

Doomed December continues with my look at End of days an Arnie movie that shouldn't have been one.

 

It's Arnie vs Satan with the fate of the world at stake.

 

Can a former cop turned bodyguard stop demonic forces from getting a 20 year old woman to be the mother of the AntiChrist?

 

Find out here.

 

 

 

 

Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod

 

Don't forget to like, share, comment and sub.

Also, check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor. Where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z, the best of the bad.

 

Enjoy.