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Yogurt said to me to use The Farce so I did........

 

Welcome to my 200th podcast special as we, yes folks I said we as for the first time ever I have guests the lads from The Graveyard Shift Podcast, look at Spaceballs.

 

The 1987 spoof of Star Wars. Also in this podcast we talk all things geek.

So go to hyperspeed and check out their podcast.

 

Anyway enjoy.

 

May of schwartz be with you

 

 

 

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Hello and welcome to the 3rd and final prequel.

 

Yes folks I'm doing Revenge Of The Sith.

After 3 movies and almost 9 hours of movies does Vader's big intro work? Find out here.

 

Also just how dumb can Lucas make the Jedi?

 

Enjoy you will, like you must

 

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Hello and welcome to part 2 of Star Wars month with my look at the prequels and Attack of the clones.

 

The unneeded and unwanted Star Wars that noone asked for.

 

Star Wars attack of the clowns shows just how stupid Lucas can make Jedi and how annoying he can make a non CGI character.

 

 

Anyway enjoy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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May the fourth be with you........

 

Hello and welcome to my look at the Star Wars prequels starting with 1999's Phantom Menace.

 

The beginning of the end of the franchise long before the house of the mouse got it.

 

This is the unneeded story of how Anakin Skywalker became Darth Vadar via a political thriller.

 

Thing is is the force strong with this one or should it be banished to the dark side? Find out here.

 

 

 

Enjoy.

 

 

 

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*Sounds the Inception horns*

 

Hello and welcome to the concluding look at the Alien franchise with a bumper podcast yes folks two movies in one mega podcast!

 

I'm looking at 2012s Prometheus and 2017s Alien: Covenant.

 

Are these two visions from Ridley Scott's mind any good or is the franchise floating in deep space dead? Find out here.

 

 

 

Enjoy.

 

 

 

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Do androids dream of electric G.O.A.Ts???

Hello and welcome to part 4 of my look at the Alien franchise.

 

With the resurrection of Ripley and new look xenomorphs here it is the red headed step child's uglier sister.

Alien:Resurrection 

 

Find out here how and why Weaver came back to the role of Ripley.

This is it the last of the "good" movies.

 

Enjoy

 

 

 

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Alien: Resurrection - Official® Trailer [HD]

Cast: Sigourney Weaver, Winona Ryder, Dominique Pinon, Ron Perlman, Gary Dourdan, Michael Wincott, Dan Hedaya, Brad Dourif, Raymond Cruz, Leland Orser

Studio: 20th Century Fox

Director: Jean-Pierre Jeunet

Screenwriter: Joss Whedon

Genre: Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller

Official Website: www.alien-resurrection.com

The bitch is back! No I'm not talking about myself but the alien Queen.

 

 

Hello and welcome to part 2 of my look at the Alien franchise with the much hated Alien 3.

Thing is however does this deserve the hate? Was this a bad case of too many cooks spoiling the broth?

Would this've been a good send off for Ripley?

That's what I'm here to find out.

 

Warning if you're a fan of this movie then this review my get under your skin as I go hard into this movie.

 

However if you like epic rant reviews then this one is for you.

 

 

Anyway Enjoy.

 

 

 

 

 

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Hello and welcome to the start of a month long look at the Alien franchise.

 

Starting with 1979s Alien that introduced the world to Xenomorphs. The 7 feet killing machine with a bad habit of hugging your face and bursting outta your chest.

 

Does this 40 year old sci-fi classic still shock and scare or does no one care you can scream in space?

 

Find out here.

 

 

 

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Hello and welcome to the wrap up of B Movie March. With my look at The Blob from 1988.

 

 

Is this remake of the 50s Steve McQueen cult classic any good or is this just a shapeless mess?

 

Can two teens save their hometown from the Blob???? Find if they'll be shaking like jelly or can they get out of this jam???

 

 

 

Enjoy.

 

 

 

 

 

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Hello and welcome to part 4 of B-Movie March Madness. With my look at the campy cult movie The Return of the killer tomatoes.

 

The movie about human tomatoe people and a mad professors plan to take over the world!

Can a pizza delivery driver save the day or will we all be pasted?

 

Find out here if this is a puree classic or should this be canned?

 

 

 

Enjoy

 

 

 

 

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